The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Split Happens

Season 5 • 01/31/2001

Jon is interested in human cloning.

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All Quiet on the Western Front

Every grown man's got a little boy inside, and that inner boy likes to play cowboy.
01/30/2001
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Dyan Cannon

Dyan Cannon talks to Jon about basketball and her new NBC show, "Three Sisters."
01/30/2001
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Intro - 1/30/01

The Super Bowl post-wrap post-game post-show.
01/30/2001
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Recap - 1/31/01

Steve Carell is shocked to learn that the guys in the army huff more propane before 9am than he does all day.
01/31/2001
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This Just In - How Now Diseased Cow?

Americans are trying to keep mad cow disease where it belongs: Europe.
01/31/2001
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Eye Patch Equals Evil

Steve Carell and his evil clone twin square off over the virtues of human cloning.
01/31/2001
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James Van Der Beek

Jon is going to be on Dawson's Creek so he can make out with Katie Holmes.
01/31/2001
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Headlines - That's All Folks!

Nothing instills consumer confidence like a German in a bad moustache talking about war.
01/31/2001
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Moment of Zen - Doggy Take Down

A dog knocks over Bill Clinton in his driveway.
01/31/2001
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Back in Black - Anger Management

Democrats are trashing the White House to make way for the incoming Bush administration.
01/31/2001
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Headlines - Split Happens

Dr. Panos Zavos, the least creepy of the reproductive experts, explains his plans for human cloning.
01/31/2001
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Tim Blake Nelson

Tim informs Jon that George Clooney is illiterate and eats mashed peas.
02/01/2001
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Rent Out Of Shape

Bill Clinton is close to signing a lease for an 8,000 square foot office in midtown Manhattan. Something nice, not the kind of crap Jimmy Carter builds.
02/01/2001
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Unusual Mustache

The booted "Temptation Island" couple's kid may be Macaulay Culkin.
02/01/2001
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Ginger-itis

Customers who have pre-ordered this unknown, un-priced product also tend to buy anything from anybody at any price.
02/01/2001
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Reality TV

The networks have unleashed a spate of reality shows. That's right, spate.
02/01/2001
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Groundhog Day

Based on Jon's experience, you can't prevent winter by hitting a groundhog with a shovel.
02/01/2001
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Ginger

Ginger is a scientific puzzle that has confused and confounded the world's greatest minds for over 20 days now.
02/01/2001
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Other News - Birth Patrol

A fierce storm has caused traces of morality to wash up on the shores of "Temptation Island," as contestants have been forced off the show.
02/01/2001
01:08

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Kamen Invention

Mo Rocca goes to the inventor's headquarters to find out more about Ginger.
02/01/2001
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Moment of Zen - Encare

Encare: birth control you can trust.
02/01/2001
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