The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Split Happens
Season 5 • 01/31/2001
Jon is interested in human cloning.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 All Quiet on the Western Front
Every grown man's got a little boy inside, and that inner boy likes to play cowboy.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Dyan Cannon
Dyan Cannon talks to Jon about basketball and her new NBC show, "Three Sisters."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Intro - 1/30/01
The Super Bowl post-wrap post-game post-show.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Recap - 1/31/01
Steve Carell is shocked to learn that the guys in the army huff more propane before 9am than he does all day.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - How Now Diseased Cow?
Americans are trying to keep mad cow disease where it belongs: Europe.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Eye Patch Equals Evil
Steve Carell and his evil clone twin square off over the virtues of human cloning.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 James Van Der Beek
Jon is going to be on Dawson's Creek so he can make out with Katie Holmes.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - That's All Folks!
Nothing instills consumer confidence like a German in a bad moustache talking about war.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Doggy Take Down
A dog knocks over Bill Clinton in his driveway.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Back in Black - Anger Management
Democrats are trashing the White House to make way for the incoming Bush administration.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Split Happens
Dr. Panos Zavos, the least creepy of the reproductive experts, explains his plans for human cloning.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Tim Blake Nelson
Tim informs Jon that George Clooney is illiterate and eats mashed peas.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Rent Out Of Shape
Bill Clinton is close to signing a lease for an 8,000 square foot office in midtown Manhattan. Something nice, not the kind of crap Jimmy Carter builds.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Unusual Mustache
The booted "Temptation Island" couple's kid may be Macaulay Culkin.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Ginger-itis
Customers who have pre-ordered this unknown, un-priced product also tend to buy anything from anybody at any price.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Reality TV
The networks have unleashed a spate of reality shows. That's right, spate.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Groundhog Day
Based on Jon's experience, you can't prevent winter by hitting a groundhog with a shovel.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Ginger
Ginger is a scientific puzzle that has confused and confounded the world's greatest minds for over 20 days now.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Birth Patrol
A fierce storm has caused traces of morality to wash up on the shores of "Temptation Island," as contestants have been forced off the show.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Kamen Invention
Mo Rocca goes to the inventor's headquarters to find out more about Ginger.
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