The Colbert Report
Season 9 • 09/26/2013
OCEARCH founder Chris Fischer explains why the ocean needs lots of sharks.
The Colbert ReportS9 Metallica
Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield, Robert Trujillo and Kirk Hammett talk about being angry in your 50s and performing on television.
The Colbert ReportS9 Joseph Gordon-Levitt
"Don Jon" director Joseph Gordon-Levitt examines what porn and romantic comedies have in common.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sport Report - Cranium Coddlers & San Francisco Street Chess - Floyd Mayweather
The NCAA wussifies America by penalizing illegal football hits, and boxing champion Floyd Mayweather explains the dangers of street chess.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ted Cruz's Obamacare "Filibuster"
During his 21-hour not-technically-a-filibuster filibuster, Senator Ted Cruz shares words of wisdom from "Duck Dynasty."
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Ring Announcer
Stephen employs the suspended microphone.
The Colbert ReportS9 Censorship for YouTube Comments
Google leads an unprecedented attack on YouTube's comments section, where global citizens gather to debate timeless topics like "Call Me Maybe" covers.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 9/26/13
Cable news brings back a classic series, Stephen reviews an exciting children's book, and conservationist Chris Fischer tracks great white sharks.
The Colbert ReportS9 Americone Dream Product Placement
Stephen's ice cream, Americone Dream, lands a key role in "Breaking Bad."
The Colbert ReportS9 Time Travel Adventures with Conservatives
Rush Limbaugh shares his version of the Thanksgiving story in "Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims," and Callista Gingrich teaches kids that all elephants are created equal.
The Colbert ReportS9 Chris Fischer
OCEARCH founder Chris Fischer discusses the detrimental effects of shark finning in Asia.
The Colbert ReportS10 Vince Gilligan Pt. 2
"Breaking Bad" creator Vince Gilligan compares his main character, Walter White, to John Wayne in "The Searchers."
The Colbert ReportS10 Vince Gilligan Pt. 1
"Breaking Bad" creator Vince Gilligan discusses the fate of his main character, Walter White.
The Colbert ReportS10 Tip/Wag - Butterball, Ashley Merryman & Science
Butterball hires men to give manly cooking tips, New York Times writer Ashley Merryman studies losing, and scientists find fecal matter in holy water.
The Colbert ReportS10 Rockin' Government Shutdown Eve
Thanks to the government being unable to agree on a resolution to fund itself, the government will shut down at midnight.
The Colbert ReportS10 Daniel Radcliffe
"Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe talks about playing beat poet Allen Ginsberg in the biographical film "Kill Your Darlings."
The Colbert ReportS10 National Hispanic Heritage Month
Fox News reports from the international foods aisle and presents flattering characterizations of Hispanic kids.
The Colbert ReportS10 Affordable Care Act & Obama's Computerized America
As Americans flock to the Obamacare website, Fox News host Greta Van Susteren suggests that people without computers will be left behind.
The Colbert ReportS10 Federal Government Shutdown
The EPA loses most of its workforce, and the National Zoo's Panda Cam goes dark.
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