The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 05/20/2009
Seth Shostak hasn't found an alien yet, but that might change within two dozen years.
The Colbert ReportS5 Walter Kirn
Walter Kirn believes that putting Ivy League schools like Princeton on the web would show those attending state schools they're not inferior.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 5/19/09
Republicans find a way to make us love them again, and a Difference Maker stands up to the government.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - I Know You Are But What Am I?
If the Republicans really want people to go against the Democrats, they'll need a name that instantly turns people off.
The Colbert ReportS5 Difference Makers - Stephen Keith
Government regulation strangles Tombstone, AZ until actor Stephen Keith fires back with fake guns.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 5/20/09
Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says the CIA lied to her.
The Colbert ReportS5 She Said, CIA Said - Bob Graham
Bob Graham's diary doesn't say anything about the CIA briefing him on waterboarding.
The Colbert ReportS5 DonorsChoose.org Classroom Projects
You've already donated over $63,000 to DonorsChoose.org, but there are classroom projects that still need your support.
The Colbert ReportS5 Extra! Extra! Bleed All About It!
John Yoo had all the qualifications the Philadelphia Inquirer was looking for, in that they were afraid to tell him no.
The Colbert ReportS5 Seth Shostak
Seth Shostak believes that, unless Earth is a miracle, there is most likely life among the trillion planets.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 5/21/09
Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks about their album, "21st Century Breakdown."
The Colbert ReportS5 47-Million-Year-Old Fossil
A newly discovered 47-million-year-old fossil doesn't look anything like Stephen's Aunt Ida.
The Colbert ReportS5 Green Day
Green Day discusses Wal-Mart's censorship and considers covering one of Stephen's patriotic songs.
The Colbert ReportS5 Naan-Partisan
Stephen calls Shashi Tharoor to congratulate him on getting the Colbert Bump.
The Colbert ReportS5 Formidable Opponent - Pragmatism or Idealism
Idealist Stephen and the pragmatist Stephen attempt a compromise on how best to deal with cats and dogs.
The Colbert ReportS5 Dance for Stephen
Stephen entertained you for half an hour, now it's your turn to dance for him.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/01/09
Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sonia Sotomayor's Nomination - Jeffrey Toobin
After 106 white male Supreme Court justices, Jeffrey Toobin thinks it might be time to change the court dynamics.
The Colbert ReportS5 Guns in National Parks
Thanks to Tom Coburn and the NRA, campers need no longer live in fear of being carjacked by a bison.
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