The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 05/20/2009
Seth Shostak hasn't found an alien yet, but that might change within two dozen years.
Walter KirnThe Colbert ReportS5
Walter Kirn believes that putting Ivy League schools like Princeton on the web would show those attending state schools they're not inferior.
Intro - 5/19/09The Colbert ReportS5
Republicans find a way to make us love them again, and a Difference Maker stands up to the government.
The Word - I Know You Are But What Am I?The Colbert ReportS5
If the Republicans really want people to go against the Democrats, they'll need a name that instantly turns people off.
Difference Makers - Stephen KeithThe Colbert ReportS5
Government regulation strangles Tombstone, AZ until actor Stephen Keith fires back with fake guns.
Intro - 5/20/09The Colbert ReportS5
Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says the CIA lied to her.
She Said, CIA Said - Bob GrahamThe Colbert ReportS5
Bob Graham's diary doesn't say anything about the CIA briefing him on waterboarding.
DonorsChoose.org Classroom ProjectsThe Colbert ReportS5
You've already donated over $63,000 to DonorsChoose.org, but there are classroom projects that still need your support.
Extra! Extra! Bleed All About It!The Colbert ReportS5
John Yoo had all the qualifications the Philadelphia Inquirer was looking for, in that they were afraid to tell him no.
Seth ShostakThe Colbert ReportS5
Seth Shostak believes that, unless Earth is a miracle, there is most likely life among the trillion planets.
Intro - 5/21/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks about their album, "21st Century Breakdown."
47-Million-Year-Old FossilThe Colbert ReportS5
A newly discovered 47-million-year-old fossil doesn't look anything like Stephen's Aunt Ida.
Green DayThe Colbert ReportS5
Green Day discusses Wal-Mart's censorship and considers covering one of Stephen's patriotic songs.
Naan-PartisanThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen calls Shashi Tharoor to congratulate him on getting the Colbert Bump.
Formidable Opponent - Pragmatism or IdealismThe Colbert ReportS5
Idealist Stephen and the pragmatist Stephen attempt a compromise on how best to deal with cats and dogs.
Dance for StephenThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen entertained you for half an hour, now it's your turn to dance for him.
Intro - 6/01/09The Colbert ReportS5
Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.
Sonia Sotomayor's Nomination - Jeffrey ToobinThe Colbert ReportS5
After 106 white male Supreme Court justices, Jeffrey Toobin thinks it might be time to change the court dynamics.
Guns in National ParksThe Colbert ReportS5
Thanks to Tom Coburn and the NRA, campers need no longer live in fear of being carjacked by a bison.
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