The Colbert Report
The Word - I Think, Therefore I Brand
Season 7 • 09/26/2011
America has reached a major milestone in corporate civil rights.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tip/Wag - Marine Corps & Department of Homeland Security
The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jeremy Ben-Ami
Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - The Beloved Dog Lives On
Stephen reveals how the episode ends for the dog and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth
According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago.
The Colbert ReportS7 Obama's U.N. Gaffes & Rick Perry's Support for Israel
Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them.
The Colbert ReportS7 Ignoring Global Warming
In the face of all the mounting evidence for climate change, America has stood with one voice and boldly proclaimed, "Eh."
The Colbert ReportS7 Ignoring Global Warming - Thom Yorke & Ed O'Brien
Radiohead's Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss America's waning interest in global warming and what motivates them to care about the environment.
The Colbert ReportS7 Dr Pepper Presents Stephen Colbert's Rocktember with Radiohead
Radiohead, one of the greatest musical acts of this or any generation, is the ultimate anti-corporate band.
The Colbert ReportS7 Radiohead
Radiohead discuss their British invasion, their anti-corporate beliefs and the benefits of their self-distribution model.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 9/26/11
Google might be affecting search results for their own benefit, and legendary rock band Radiohead performs.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - I Think, Therefore I Brand
Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Beer From the Beerkenstocks
Stephen sips a beer from his Beerkenstock stash and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary Date
Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date.
The Colbert ReportS7 Melinda Gates
Melinda Gates believes employing effective teachers is the single most important thing that can be done to fix America's public school system.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation - DonorsChoose.org
For every face Colbert Nation uploads to the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation website, DonorsChoose.org will receive $5 from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sport Report - NASCAR's Green Initiatives & NFL Pat-Downs
NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles.
The Colbert ReportS7 George Clooney's Villa Parties
Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Labor Chains
Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Reading & Shofar Playing
Stephen blows his shofar while reading John Lithgow's "Drama."
The Colbert ReportS7 Ken Burns
Ken Burns discusses the unforeseen consequences of Prohibition and the political and economic shifts that led to its end.
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