The Colbert Report

Intro - 2/14/12

Season 8 • 02/14/2012

Health care laws force Catholic groups to provide contraceptives, and William Broad explores yoga.

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04:43

Stephen Colbert's Free Americone Dream Day
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Stephen encourages members of Colbert Nation and their lovers to stop by Ben & Jerry's on February 14, 2012, for a free scoop of Americone Dream.
02/13/2012
00:38

Intro - 2/13/12
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The government cracks down on woodworking, Jimmy Fallon's ice cream war with Stephen heats up, and Bill McKibben discusses global warming.
02/13/2012
04:56

People Who Are Destroying America - SawStop
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Finger hugger Steve Gass wants big government to force saw manufacturers to adopt his safety technology.
02/13/2012
04:43

Bill McKibben
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Activist Bill McKibben talks about the proposed Keystone XL oil pipeline and calls on Colbert Nation to sign his petition opposing its construction.
02/13/2012
04:53

Linsanity!
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You know things are rough when a Harvard economics grad like Jeremy Lin has an easier time getting a job as an NBA point guard than as a Wall Street bond trader.
02/13/2012
00:09

Sign Off - Stephen's Friend Lou-Dog
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Stephen howls goodnight with his friend Lou.
02/14/2012
04:26

Tip/Wag - Gay Building Marriage & Transportation Safety Board Cell Phone Ban
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A Seattle woman saves a building by marrying it, and the National Transportation Safety Board rejects Americans' constitutional right to tear down the highway while texting.
02/14/2012
06:54

Contraception Crusade
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Barack Obama launches a vengeful health care crusade against the Catholic church, essentially forcing priests to hand out condoms at mass.
02/14/2012
05:41

William Broad
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The New York Times' William Broad explores the sexual benefits of yoga as well as its potential health risks.
02/14/2012
03:11

Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show 2012
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Although surely wonderful in their own way, members of the shelter dog underclass are just not Kennel Club material.
02/14/2012
00:32

Intro - 2/14/12
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A health care mandate forces Catholic groups to provide birth control, government may ban cell phone use in cars, and William Broad studies the science of yoga.
02/14/2012
05:51

Ann Patchett
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Novelist Ann Patchett discusses the importance of brick-and-mortar bookstores and explains what prompted her to open Parnassus Books in Nashville.
02/20/2012
00:06

Sign Off - Caught Looking
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Stephen admires his eyes in the mirror and says goodnight.
02/20/2012
04:42

Rick Santorum's Energy War Alarm
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Rick Santorum calls on humans to husband the earth's resources before fracking her good all night long.
02/20/2012
03:12

Intro - 2/20/12
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Stephen quells wild Internet rumors about his time off and puts Joan Rivers' outrageous speculation to rest.
02/20/2012
06:53

Mitt Romney & Donald Trump in Michigan
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Mitt Romney attempts to connect to Michigan voters and brings out the biggest, tannest, most leathery gun of them all: Donald Trump.
02/20/2012
00:09

Sign Off - Dark Lord of the Sith
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Stephen transforms himself into a Sith Lord and cackles maniacally.
02/21/2012
00:34

Intro - 2/21/12
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Congress attacks Colbert Super PAC, a new sport takes America by storm, and Robert Kagan counsels Mitt Romney on international affairs.
02/21/2012
05:24

Robert Kagan
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Author Robert Kagan talks about advising Mitt Romney on foreign policy and explores America's use of military force in international affairs.
02/21/2012
06:47

Colbert Super PAC - Nancy Pelosi's Ad & Barack Obama's Super PAC
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Nancy Pelosi smears Stephen in an effort to pass the Disclose Act, and Barack Obama reverses his stand on super PACs as his reelection campaign solicits donations.
02/21/2012
03:56

Douchebag Showdown
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Prince Creme Brawlee of Monaco makes the mistake of getting in the face of all-American super-douche Adam Hock and pays the price.
02/21/2012
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