The Colbert Report
Hephzibah Anderson
Season 6 E 92 • 07/26/2010

Hephzibah Anderson discovered what she wanted from sex during her year of abstinence.

Watching

02:45

The Colbert ReportS6 E91
Modest-Con 2010

Iran's Ministry of Culture includes Stephen's look in its official catalog of haircuts that meet government approval.
07/08/2010
00:09

The Colbert ReportS6 E91
Sign Off - Go Get a Tan

Stephen will be gone for two weeks -- go get a tan.
07/08/2010
04:45

The Colbert ReportS6 E91
Arturo Rodriguez

Arturo Rodriguez invites Americans who think immigrant farm workers are taking away jobs to work in the fields.
07/08/2010
03:40

The Colbert ReportS6 E91
Emergency Thought for Food - Candwich Setback

Stephen is in the middle of a repressed Daily Show memory when he's interrupted by an emergency Candwich update.
07/08/2010
00:29

The Colbert ReportS6 E91
Intro - 7/8/10

The Supreme Court decides handguns are a God-given right, and Arturo Rodriguez says illegal immigrants are doing the jobs we don't want.
07/08/2010
00:37

The Colbert ReportS6 E92
Intro - 7/26/10

Stephen downloads the solution to stop media piracy, and Hephzibah Anderson talks about her year without sex.
07/26/2010
01:24

The Colbert ReportS6 E92
Stephen's Eco-Vacation

Stephen went on an eco-vacation where he saved marine life from the BP oil spill by removing as many fish from the ocean as he could.
07/26/2010
00:04

The Colbert ReportS6 E92
Sign Off - Bud Light Lime

Stephen drinks a Bud Light Lime while reading Hephzibah Anderson's "Chastened."
07/26/2010
05:42

The Colbert ReportS6 E92
Racial Pro Firing

The Obama administration is so scared of right-wing pundits that it will take swift and decisive action on problems that have no basis in fact.
07/26/2010
06:41

The Colbert ReportS6 E92
Nailed 'Em - Polka Piracy

A Warren, Michigan man feels the outrage from the polka community after getting arrested for running a massive pirating operation.
07/26/2010
05:23

The Colbert ReportS6 E92
Hephzibah Anderson

Hephzibah Anderson discovered what she wanted from sex during her year of abstinence.
07/26/2010
00:02

The Colbert ReportS6 E93
Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
07/27/2010
06:24

The Colbert ReportS6 E93
That's the Way I Leak It - Tom Blanton

Tom Blanton believes Brad Manning may have applied a Facebook mentality when he leaked classified documents about the Afghan war.
07/27/2010
00:31

The Colbert ReportS6 E93
Intro - 7/27/10

Stephen questions the US mission in Afghanistan and asks Kevin Kline if Phoebe Cates does that thing from "Fast Times."
07/27/2010
02:21

The Colbert ReportS6 E93
BP's Live Hayward Cam

After CEO Tony Hayward refuses to take a pink slip from a robotic arm, BP must strategically set parts of him on fire.
07/27/2010
04:56

The Colbert ReportS6 E93
Tip/Wag - Baby Gap, Dick Cheney & Plants

Baby Gap introduces skinny jeans for toddlers, Dick Cheney has no pulse, and plants can remember the things we do.
07/27/2010
05:42

The Colbert ReportS6 E93
Kevin Kline

"The Extra Man" star Kevin Kline is known for his great stage presence, but Stephen will not be out-enunciated by him.
07/27/2010
05:33

The Colbert ReportS6 E94
Republican Gubernatorial Primary Battle Watch '010 - Tennessee

Ron Ramsey calls Islam a cult, and Basil Marceaux.com takes a bold stance against slavery at traffic stops.
07/28/2010
03:26

The Colbert ReportS6 E94
Obama Blows Off the Boy Scouts

President Obama blows off the Boy Scout jamboree to hang out with the women from "The View."
07/28/2010
05:23

The Colbert ReportS6 E94
Elon Musk

Elon Musk wants to carry people to the space station, but there will be an extra surcharge to bring them back.
07/28/2010
00:18

The Colbert ReportS6 E94
Sign Off - Bit of Advice

If you have your own TV show and want to give people advice, leave enough time at the end to actually advise them.
07/28/2010