The Colbert Report
Sign Off - You Get a Pint!
Season 3 • 03/05/2007
Stephen surprises the audience with an ice cream giveaway.
Intro - 3/1/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, tens of thousands pray for Stephen, exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith coverage and an interview with Larry King.
Larry KingThe Colbert ReportS3
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
Jesus #1!The Colbert ReportS3
Every decision Stephen made last Thursday was infused with a strong moral dimension.
Sign Off - All the TimeThe Colbert ReportS3
This is all the time Stephen Colbert has tonight.
The Word - Bury the LeadThe Colbert ReportS3
Anderson Cooper, come down off your high war horse and report the stories we want to know about!
Mara VandersliceThe Colbert ReportS3
Mara Vanderslice and Stephen go head to head on which issues people of faith care about.
Intro - 3/5/07The Colbert ReportS3
The Walter Reed Army Medical Center is in shambles, the stock market is plunging, and Mara Vanderslice tells Stephen how Democrats can reach out to Evangelicals.
Stop the War in CongressThe Colbert ReportS3
Members of Congress can't just look out their window to see the conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center; they have to get in a car and drive four hours.
Bears & Balls - BeesThe Colbert ReportS3
The fewer bees there are, the more they're worth, so Stephen recommends covering your face in canned frosting to attract them.
Ben and Jerry - Introducing Americone DreamThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen can't try his new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, Americone Dream, because he loves Jesus.
Sign Off - You Get a Pint!The Colbert ReportS3
Congratulations nation, your Americone dreams have come true!
The Word - WWJDThe Colbert ReportS3
Dr. Gary Merrill refuses to provide treatment to people he doesn't approve of.
ThreatDown - Cheney's ClotThe Colbert ReportS3
It's not enough that the mainstream media is against this president; now even the laws of physics are jumping on the anti-Bush bandwagon.
Intro - 3/6/07The Colbert ReportS3
Dick Cheney gets a blood clot, guest Mark Frauenfelder edits a magazine about homemade technology, and doctors: should they refuse to treat patients for religious reasons?
Mark FrauenfelderThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen and Mark Frauenfelder shoot marshmallow guns at each other.
Stephen Wins the LotteryThe Colbert ReportS3
It's so nice to be incredibly, undeniably, unfathomably, inexpressively, securely rich.
Libby VerdictThe Colbert ReportS3
It's so like the media to focus on Scooter Libby's four out of five guilty verdicts -- they always see the glass as 80% guilty.
Intro - 3/7/07The Colbert ReportS3
In this episode, Stephen discusses the possible repealing of the U.S. military's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, kicks off his coverage of the 2008 presidential election and interviews reporter Michael Spector.
Mega MillionsThe Colbert ReportS3
Following a rare factual error, Stephen must apologize for some things he said after finding out that he did not, in fact, win the lottery.
Easter Under Attack - BunnyThe Colbert ReportS3
Walnut Creek residents are debating over whether the Easter Bunny be changed to the Spring Bunny as to include all religions.
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