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Canton, Kansas Apology
Season 4 • 08/05/2008
Stephen apologizes to Canton, Kansas for another mix-up.
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S4
The Word - We the People
Stephen already knew he'd never vote for Obama, but he didn't realize how much he'd love to vote for Britney Spears.
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03:11
The Colbert Report
S4
Democrats' Five-Week Recess
The do-nothing Democrats in Congress begin a five-week recess. If they're not passing bills, what is the president supposed to veto?
08/04/2008
07:09
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S4
Lucas Conley
Lucas Conley tells Stephen about America's obsession with branding in his Dr. Pepper interview.
08/04/2008
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S4
Ryan Seacrest's Shark Attack
Now that the shark has had a taste of Ryan Seacrest, it's only a matter of time before they come looking for Stephen.
08/04/2008
00:39
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S4
Obsessive Compulsive Checklist
Stephen wants you to make sure you turned off the stove, closed the refrigerator door, and locked the doors before bed.
08/05/2008
02:47
The Colbert Report
S4
Obama's Energy Plan - Tire Gauges
To highlight what a charade proper air pressure is, the McCain campaign hands out "Obama Energy Plan" tire gauges.
08/05/2008
06:09
The Colbert Report
S4
David Carr
Stephen asks David Carr which is more damaging to society -- crack addiction or the New York Times.
08/05/2008
04:45
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S4
The Word - Divided We Win
Congressional Republicans should think about making Corinthian columns a wedge issue.
08/05/2008
01:31
The Colbert Report
S4
Starbucks Promotion
Stephen is selling counterfeit Starbucks receipts for any date you want.
08/05/2008
00:33
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 8/5/08
The solution to the fuel crisis may be just around the corner. God, Stephen hopes it's a gas station.
08/05/2008
03:18
The Colbert Report
S4
Canton, Kansas Apology
Stephen hopes Canton, Kansas accepts his apology because America's real assberg is Canton, South Dakota.
08/05/2008
05:48
The Colbert Report
S4
Spida of Love - Jason Bond
Stephen asks Jason Bond if his spider would win in a fight with Neil Young's spider.
08/06/2008
00:11
The Colbert Report
S4
Spanish Audio
If you were listening to the Spanish audio of tonight's broadcast, Stephen wants to see your green card.
08/06/2008
03:50
The Colbert Report
S4
Colbert Platinum - The Dribble-Down Effect
The ultra rich consume more than they could possibly swallow, and the remainder dribbles down into their beards.
08/06/2008
00:30
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S4
Intro - 8/6/08
Stephen's new spider will be on this show. He'll celebrate from a distance.
08/06/2008
03:21
The Colbert Report
S4
Ignorance History Month
It is time to honor the contributions that the ignorant have made to America with an Ignorance History Month.
08/06/2008
06:09
The Colbert Report
S4
Kevin Costner
Stephen wants to know if Kevin Costner is a Hollywood leftie liberal pinko Commie.
08/06/2008
00:04
The Colbert Report
S4
Reading Newsweek
Stephen is caught reading the latest Newsweek.
08/07/2008
07:42
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S4
Sport Report - Devin Gordon
Devin Gordon explains what China is actually getting out of hosting the Olympics.
08/07/2008
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S4
Osama bin Laden's Driver Guilty
Salim Hamdan -- Osama bin Laden's driver -- is convicted in the most historic session of traffic court ever.
08/07/2008
06:07
The Colbert Report
S4
Thomas Frank
Stephen asks Thomas Frank what the conservatives have done to make government worse.
08/07/2008
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