The Colbert Report
The Word - You're Welcome
Season 2 • 02/01/2006
American workers -- shake loose thy chains, but only if thou workst in a chain factory.
The Colbert ReportS2 David Marash
David Marash explains his rationale for moving to Al Jazeera International from Nightline.
The Colbert ReportS2 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Snake and Hamster
Stephen is outraged that a snake dares disturb the natural order of things by not eating a hamster.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/31/06
Stephen covers the president's State of the Union address, reports on a Kanye West controversy and talks to Al Jazeera's David Maresh.
The Colbert ReportS2 Fract - The American Flag
Which flag is the most popular flag in America?
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Jesi
Stephen wades through the multiple Jesi around America in an attempt to single out the real one.
The Colbert ReportS2 Lieber - Minimum Wage
Liberal radio host Russ Lieber debates Stephen and plugs his book, "Raising Your Voice by Raising Your Hand: A Non-Confrontational Dissenter's Guide to Fighting Back Politely."
The Colbert ReportS2 The American Worker: A Hero's Salute to the Besieged Heroes of the American Jobscape
Stephen salutes the everyday heroes with little to no education that comprise his crew.
The Colbert ReportS2 Emily Yoffe
Slate's Emily Yoffe tells Stephen about her time as a phone psychic, a nude model and a bleeding street performer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 2/1/06
Tonight, a salute to the American worker, a debate with cowardly liberal radio host Russ Lieber, and Stephen tells Emily Yoffe to get a real job.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Blue Collar Workday
It's the end of another blue collar workday for Stephen -- time for a frosty, cold, non-alcoholic malt beverage.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - You're Welcome
Overcome by the sacrifices of the American worker, Stephen is moved to write a tribute poem.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Aggravated Assault
This year's Super Bowl is between Pittsburgh and Seattle -- a meat-and-potatoes industrial town vs. a city that calls the Space Needle a skyscraper.
The Colbert ReportS2 Christine Todd Whitman
Christine Todd Whitman's concern about political discourse in this country prompts Stephen to cut off her mic.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - New York's 8th - Jerrold Nadler
Representative Jerrold Nadler would have voted against the USA Patriot Act even if it had been called the USA Patriot Act of America: Love It or Leave It.
The Colbert ReportS2 Groundhog Day Forecast
Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter, which makes him smarter than all those global warming scientists.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili
Around the Colbert household, Super Bowl Sunday means only one thing: Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - TiVo
If you TiVoed this episode and didn't watch the commercials, Stephen wants you to go back and watch them all twice.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 2/2/06
Christine Todd Whitman will tell Stephen about resisting the religious right. Then Pat Robertson will send her a tornado.
The Colbert ReportS2 Birth Day Off
Stephen Colbert questions the integrity of Jon Stewart, who took off from work the day his child was born.
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