The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 5 • 02/27/2001
The Marines unveil their latest high-tech weapon that uses microwaves to boil skin.
Moment of Zen - George W. Bush and Tony BlairThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
George W. Bush and Tony Blair take a walk during their get acquainted session.
Headlines - Matthew Perry's RehabThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
According to his publicist, Matthew Perry wants to continue his dream of entertaining people and making them laugh.
Joe PantalianoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Joe Pantoliano was born, raised and still lives in Hoboken, New Jersey.
Headlines - Mardi AnimalsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vance DeGeneres visits a San Francisco neighborhood where runaway buses are its biggest concern.
Arnold PalmerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
If you're Mr. Universe, and women's breasts are part of the universe, aren't the breasts technically yours?
Taking out the TrashThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
If you think PG-rated films are clean enough for the whole family, you're wrong.
Back in Black - Bomber JacketThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
George W. Bush wears his bomber jacket, two cats get married in Taiwan and Roger Clinton is an idiot.
Other News - Hey, Look At Our Subs!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
U.S. subs will undergo a variety of exercises like emergency surfacing. Or, how not to create an emergency when surfacing.
Moment of Zen - Roger ClintonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Roger Clinton sings live on stage with other band members.
Mardi GrasThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Would you mind pouring that beer on your young friend's firm niblets again?
Microwave WeaponThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Before using the microwave weapon, the Marines recommend covering the victim with a napkin and placing him on a rotating pan to ensure all over disfigurement.
Headlines - Look Who's Talking NowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
President Bush gives his first address to congress and the nation, and lays out his plans for the next four years.
Intro - I'm BatmanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart shares that the reason he has been out for a week and a half is because he is Batman.
Dollars and Cents - DownturnThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell, Vance DeGeneres and Nancy Walls try to scare people with news of a severe economic downturn.
Heather LocklearThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart interviews actress Heather Locklear about her work on "Spin City" and her husband, Richie Sambora.
This Just In - The Buck Slows HereThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Alan Greenspan sits before the House Financial Services Committee and warns of an economic slowdown.
Bush's SpeechThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon is dismayed when Stephen Colbert critiques President George W. Bush's speech and gives it two thumbs up.
Recap - 2/28/01The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon recaps tonight's show and mocks President Bush's tax plan.
Moment of Zen - Teach a Child to ReadThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
President George W. Bush speaks awkwardly about child literacy.
Seattle Earthquake AftermathThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Chief Seismologist Stephen Colbert unveils some exciting riot footage from the Seattle earthquake, but its authenticity is questioned by Jon.
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