The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Microwave Weapon

Season 5 • 02/27/2001

The Marines unveil their latest high-tech weapon that uses microwaves to boil skin.

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Moment of Zen - George W. Bush and Tony Blair

George W. Bush and Tony Blair take a walk during their get acquainted session.
02/26/2001
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Headlines - Matthew Perry's Rehab

According to his publicist, Matthew Perry wants to continue his dream of entertaining people and making them laugh.
02/27/2001
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Joe Pantaliano

Joe Pantoliano was born, raised and still lives in Hoboken, New Jersey.
02/27/2001
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Headlines - Mardi Animals

Vance DeGeneres visits a San Francisco neighborhood where runaway buses are its biggest concern.
02/27/2001
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Arnold Palmer

If you're Mr. Universe, and women's breasts are part of the universe, aren't the breasts technically yours?
02/27/2001
03:30

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Taking out the Trash

If you think PG-rated films are clean enough for the whole family, you're wrong.
02/27/2001
02:13

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Back in Black - Bomber Jacket

George W. Bush wears his bomber jacket, two cats get married in Taiwan and Roger Clinton is an idiot.
02/27/2001
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Other News - Hey, Look At Our Subs!

U.S. subs will undergo a variety of exercises like emergency surfacing. Or, how not to create an emergency when surfacing.
02/27/2001
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Moment of Zen - Roger Clinton

Roger Clinton sings live on stage with other band members.
02/27/2001
02:05

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Mardi Gras

Would you mind pouring that beer on your young friend's firm niblets again?
02/27/2001
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Microwave Weapon

Before using the microwave weapon, the Marines recommend covering the victim with a napkin and placing him on a rotating pan to ensure all over disfigurement.
02/27/2001
03:02

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Headlines - Look Who's Talking Now

President Bush gives his first address to congress and the nation, and lays out his plans for the next four years.
02/28/2001
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Intro - I'm Batman

Jon Stewart shares that the reason he has been out for a week and a half is because he is Batman.
02/28/2001
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Dollars and Cents - Downturn

Steve Carell, Vance DeGeneres and Nancy Walls try to scare people with news of a severe economic downturn.
02/28/2001
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Heather Locklear

Jon Stewart interviews actress Heather Locklear about her work on "Spin City" and her husband, Richie Sambora.
02/28/2001
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This Just In - The Buck Slows Here

Alan Greenspan sits before the House Financial Services Committee and warns of an economic slowdown.
02/28/2001
02:53

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Bush's Speech

Jon is dismayed when Stephen Colbert critiques President George W. Bush's speech and gives it two thumbs up.
02/28/2001
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Recap - 2/28/01

Jon recaps tonight's show and mocks President Bush's tax plan.
02/28/2001
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Moment of Zen - Teach a Child to Read

President George W. Bush speaks awkwardly about child literacy.
02/28/2001
01:18

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Seattle Earthquake Aftermath

Chief Seismologist Stephen Colbert unveils some exciting riot footage from the Seattle earthquake, but its authenticity is questioned by Jon.
03/01/2001
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Headlines - The Needle and the Damage Zone

An earthquake in Seattle shatters windows and showers bricks onto sidewalks.
03/01/2001
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