The Colbert Report
Intro - 12/10/08
Season 4 • 12/10/2008
The Chinese reveal a new weapon more dangerous than their fire drills.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two Revisited
Tek Jansen starts his physical conditioning at Alpha Squad Academy.
The Colbert ReportS4 Charlie Kaufman
Charlie Kaufman must describe his new movie "Synecdoche, New York" using the words "feel good" and "sassy Chihuahua."
The Colbert ReportS4 Rod Blagojevich Is Arrested
Rod Blagojevich could have just been pawning his wedding ring or selling puppies out of his trunk.
The Colbert ReportS4 Nixmas Tree Trimming - Kevin Bacon
Kevin Bacon joins Stephen by the Nixmas tree to discuss his new movie "Frost/Nixon."
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 12/9/08
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is arrested on corruption charges. It's going to take a huge bribe to get him out of this one.
The Colbert ReportS4 On Notice - Forgiveness
Stephen doesn't like the feeling of showing mercy, so he puts forgiveness on notice.
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Happiness
This plague of positivity is a threat to our way of life, and more importantly, Stephen's show.
The Colbert ReportS4 Richard Haass
Richard Haass believes this century has the potential for America to cooperate with other countries to make the world safer.
The Colbert ReportS4 Rod Blagojevich's Birthday
Governor, you really shouldn't have told anyone about last year's birthday wish to get away with your crimes.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 12/10/08
The Chinese reveal a new weapon. What can be more dangerous than their fire drills?
The Colbert ReportS4 The Ghost of Stage Manager Bobby
The ghost of Bobby returns to show Stephen what his life was like before he became a greedy, narcissistic shell of a man.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 12/11/08
Atheists are trying to take the Christ out of Christmas. What's next, taking the Christ out of Christiane Amanpour?
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen Eats Ghost Ribs
Stephen wishes everybody a Merry Christmas, especially his former stage manager Bobby.
The Colbert ReportS4 Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps will compete in the 2010 Winter Olympics after Stephen teaches him how to ice dance.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - The Unbearable Lightness of Supreme Being
Christmas really burns atheists up, which they can think of as a preview of their afterlife.
The Colbert ReportS5 Colbert and Colmes - Roland Burris Appointment
Rod Blagojevich proves himself to be a civil rights leader.
The Colbert ReportS5 John King
Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Three
Tek Jansen attempts to free some innocent, delicious beings from slavery.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/5/09
Stephen is still feeling the effects of his New Year's celebration.
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