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Pet Sedentary
Season 5 • 05/07/2001
While pets may only be alive for a few years, they can be dead forever.
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S5
Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Driven
"Driven" stars Sylvester Stallone and the Filene's Basement version of Heath Ledger, Kip Pardue.
05/03/2001
00:12
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S5
Moment of Zen - Priests Singing
A group of orthodox priests sing.
05/03/2001
03:35
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S5
Headlines - Press Corpse
Only two national television reporters will be allowed into Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh's execution chamber.
05/03/2001
03:54
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S5
Robert Patrick
Robert Patrick plays psychos and mean bastards but you gotta do what you gotta do.
05/03/2001
04:13
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S5
It's Not Easy Being Green
Mill Ends Park is a two-foot by two-foot oasis that has been set aside to be protected and cherished.
05/03/2001
00:39
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - T-Ball
Sports announcer Bob Costas calls the play-by-play for t-ball on the South Lawn.
05/07/2001
01:12
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S5
Other News - Strom of the Century
While Orrin Hatch accuses Democrats of holding a Strom Thurmond death watch, Strom Thurmond accuses a potted plant of having lips that say 'no' but eyes that say 'yes.'
05/07/2001
03:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Bush League
President George W. Bush opened a t-ball game on the White House South Lawn with the ceremonial forced attempt at humor.
05/07/2001
02:38
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S5
Ad Nauseam - Women
Today's advertisers know that women may look good on the outside, but in the inside, they're a mess.
05/07/2001
06:39
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S5
Chris Robinson
Every time the Black Crowes are in their tour bus the bus driver crashes it into a car.
05/07/2001
04:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Pet Sedentary
Pets can be freeze-dried through the pet freeze-drying technology of maverick pet freeze-dryer Anthony Eddy.
05/07/2001
04:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Drysdale - Old Farts
Eric Drysdale talks to the creator of the Fart Machine and an advocate of The Whoopee Cushion.
05/08/2001
00:29
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S5
Preview - Week of 5/9/01
Mo Rocca learns firsthand the ins and outs of becoming a flight attendant.
05/08/2001
00:10
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S5
Moment of Zen - Greek Orthodox Wedding
ests applaud and cheer at a Greek Orthodox wedding.
05/08/2001
03:52
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S5
Dollars and Cents - Energy Prices
Steve Carell and Vance DeGeneres are hanging ten and kicking back with some prudent fiscal analysis.
05/08/2001
02:04
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S5
Headlines - Papal Route
Who better to settle the conflict between Arabs and Jews than someone who has had experience persecuting both?
05/08/2001
01:30
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S5
Other News - Missing
Research ducks stolen from Cornell University.
05/08/2001
04:00
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S5
James Van Der Beek
James Van Der Beek says he's in New York just to shamelessly promote himself and Dawson's Creek.
05/08/2001
02:42
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Ambassador
President George W. Bush has handed out 22 ambassador appointments to political and personal friends.
05/08/2001
02:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Other News - Disrespecting the Bing!
Representative Marge Roukema wants Congress to sign a resolution that will "criticize entertainment that portrays Italian Americans as gangsters."
05/09/2001
03:49
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S5
Richie Sambora
Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora talks to Jon about his current world tour and his new albums.
05/09/2001
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