The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 5 • 05/07/2001
While pets may only be alive for a few years, they can be dead forever.
Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - DrivenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
"Driven" stars Sylvester Stallone and the Filene's Basement version of Heath Ledger, Kip Pardue.
Moment of Zen - Priests SingingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A group of orthodox priests sing.
Headlines - Press CorpseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Only two national television reporters will be allowed into Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh's execution chamber.
Robert PatrickThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Robert Patrick plays psychos and mean bastards but you gotta do what you gotta do.
It's Not Easy Being GreenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Mill Ends Park is a two-foot by two-foot oasis that has been set aside to be protected and cherished.
Moment of Zen - T-BallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Sports announcer Bob Costas calls the play-by-play for t-ball on the South Lawn.
Other News - Strom of the CenturyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
While Orrin Hatch accuses Democrats of holding a Strom Thurmond death watch, Strom Thurmond accuses a potted plant of having lips that say 'no' but eyes that say 'yes.'
Headlines - Bush LeagueThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
President George W. Bush opened a t-ball game on the White House South Lawn with the ceremonial forced attempt at humor.
Ad Nauseam - WomenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Today's advertisers know that women may look good on the outside, but in the inside, they're a mess.
Chris RobinsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Every time the Black Crowes are in their tour bus the bus driver crashes it into a car.
Pet SedentaryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Pets can be freeze-dried through the pet freeze-drying technology of maverick pet freeze-dryer Anthony Eddy.
Drysdale - Old FartsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Eric Drysdale talks to the creator of the Fart Machine and an advocate of The Whoopee Cushion.
Preview - Week of 5/9/01The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Mo Rocca learns firsthand the ins and outs of becoming a flight attendant.
Moment of Zen - Greek Orthodox WeddingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
ests applaud and cheer at a Greek Orthodox wedding.
Dollars and Cents - Energy PricesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell and Vance DeGeneres are hanging ten and kicking back with some prudent fiscal analysis.
Headlines - Papal RouteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Who better to settle the conflict between Arabs and Jews than someone who has had experience persecuting both?
Other News - MissingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Research ducks stolen from Cornell University.
James Van Der BeekThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
James Van Der Beek says he's in New York just to shamelessly promote himself and Dawson's Creek.
Headlines - AmbassadorThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
President George W. Bush has handed out 22 ambassador appointments to political and personal friends.
Other News - Disrespecting the Bing!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Representative Marge Roukema wants Congress to sign a resolution that will "criticize entertainment that portrays Italian Americans as gangsters."
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