The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 5 • 05/07/2001
While pets may only be alive for a few years, they can be dead forever.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Driven
"Driven" stars Sylvester Stallone and the Filene's Basement version of Heath Ledger, Kip Pardue.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Priests Singing
A group of orthodox priests sing.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Press Corpse
Only two national television reporters will be allowed into Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh's execution chamber.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Robert Patrick
Robert Patrick plays psychos and mean bastards but you gotta do what you gotta do.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 It's Not Easy Being Green
Mill Ends Park is a two-foot by two-foot oasis that has been set aside to be protected and cherished.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - T-Ball
Sports announcer Bob Costas calls the play-by-play for t-ball on the South Lawn.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Strom of the Century
While Orrin Hatch accuses Democrats of holding a Strom Thurmond death watch, Strom Thurmond accuses a potted plant of having lips that say 'no' but eyes that say 'yes.'
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Bush League
President George W. Bush opened a t-ball game on the White House South Lawn with the ceremonial forced attempt at humor.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Ad Nauseam - Women
Today's advertisers know that women may look good on the outside, but in the inside, they're a mess.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Chris Robinson
Every time the Black Crowes are in their tour bus the bus driver crashes it into a car.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Pet Sedentary
Pets can be freeze-dried through the pet freeze-drying technology of maverick pet freeze-dryer Anthony Eddy.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Drysdale - Old Farts
Eric Drysdale talks to the creator of the Fart Machine and an advocate of The Whoopee Cushion.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Preview - Week of 5/9/01
Mo Rocca learns firsthand the ins and outs of becoming a flight attendant.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Greek Orthodox Wedding
ests applaud and cheer at a Greek Orthodox wedding.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Dollars and Cents - Energy Prices
Steve Carell and Vance DeGeneres are hanging ten and kicking back with some prudent fiscal analysis.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Papal Route
Who better to settle the conflict between Arabs and Jews than someone who has had experience persecuting both?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Missing
Research ducks stolen from Cornell University.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 James Van Der Beek
James Van Der Beek says he's in New York just to shamelessly promote himself and Dawson's Creek.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Ambassador
President George W. Bush has handed out 22 ambassador appointments to political and personal friends.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Disrespecting the Bing!
Representative Marge Roukema wants Congress to sign a resolution that will "criticize entertainment that portrays Italian Americans as gangsters."
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