The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Pet Sedentary

Season 5 • 05/07/2001

While pets may only be alive for a few years, they can be dead forever.

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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Driven

"Driven" stars Sylvester Stallone and the Filene's Basement version of Heath Ledger, Kip Pardue.
05/03/2001
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Moment of Zen - Priests Singing

A group of orthodox priests sing.
05/03/2001
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Headlines - Press Corpse

Only two national television reporters will be allowed into Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh's execution chamber.
05/03/2001
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Robert Patrick

Robert Patrick plays psychos and mean bastards but you gotta do what you gotta do.
05/03/2001
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It's Not Easy Being Green

Mill Ends Park is a two-foot by two-foot oasis that has been set aside to be protected and cherished.
05/03/2001
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Moment of Zen - T-Ball

Sports announcer Bob Costas calls the play-by-play for t-ball on the South Lawn.
05/07/2001
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Other News - Strom of the Century

While Orrin Hatch accuses Democrats of holding a Strom Thurmond death watch, Strom Thurmond accuses a potted plant of having lips that say 'no' but eyes that say 'yes.'
05/07/2001
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Headlines - Bush League

President George W. Bush opened a t-ball game on the White House South Lawn with the ceremonial forced attempt at humor.
05/07/2001
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Ad Nauseam - Women

Today's advertisers know that women may look good on the outside, but in the inside, they're a mess.
05/07/2001
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Chris Robinson

Every time the Black Crowes are in their tour bus the bus driver crashes it into a car.
05/07/2001
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Pet Sedentary

Pets can be freeze-dried through the pet freeze-drying technology of maverick pet freeze-dryer Anthony Eddy.
05/07/2001
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Drysdale - Old Farts

Eric Drysdale talks to the creator of the Fart Machine and an advocate of The Whoopee Cushion.
05/08/2001
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Preview - Week of 5/9/01

Mo Rocca learns firsthand the ins and outs of becoming a flight attendant.
05/08/2001
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Moment of Zen - Greek Orthodox Wedding

ests applaud and cheer at a Greek Orthodox wedding.
05/08/2001
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Dollars and Cents - Energy Prices

Steve Carell and Vance DeGeneres are hanging ten and kicking back with some prudent fiscal analysis.
05/08/2001
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Headlines - Papal Route

Who better to settle the conflict between Arabs and Jews than someone who has had experience persecuting both?
05/08/2001
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Other News - Missing

Research ducks stolen from Cornell University.
05/08/2001
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James Van Der Beek

James Van Der Beek says he's in New York just to shamelessly promote himself and Dawson's Creek.
05/08/2001
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Headlines - Ambassador

President George W. Bush has handed out 22 ambassador appointments to political and personal friends.
05/08/2001
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Other News - Disrespecting the Bing!

Representative Marge Roukema wants Congress to sign a resolution that will "criticize entertainment that portrays Italian Americans as gangsters."
05/09/2001
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Richie Sambora

Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora talks to Jon about his current world tour and his new albums.
05/09/2001
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