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Intro - 11/14/11
Season 8 • 11/14/2011
The environmental movement might be dead, and Thomas Thwaites builds a toaster in nine months.
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06:04
The Colbert Report
S8
James Martin
Father Jim Martin believes that Jesus had a great sense of humor, but most people in the 21st century just don't get his jokes.
11/09/2011
02:20
The Colbert Report
S8
Shock & Aussie
Establishing a permanent U.S. military presence in Australia makes perfect sense: it's a distant desert land full of known criminals speaking a bizarre dialect.
11/10/2011
03:44
The Colbert Report
S8
Rick Perry's Sorry, Oops
The CNBC Republican presidential debate will be forever remembered for one thing and one thing only, but Rick Perry can't remember what it is.
11/10/2011
02:51
The Colbert Report
S8
Occupy U.C. Berkeley
When Occupy Wall Street protesters at U.C. Berkeley refuse to leave the campus, they are forcibly removed by baton-wielding police.
11/10/2011
06:27
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S8
Brian Eno
Brian Eno explains why he walked away from rock superstardom in the 70s and discusses his generative video art project, "77 Million Paintings."
11/10/2011
05:29
The Colbert Report
S8
Thomas Thwaites
Designer Thomas Thwaites explains the process of building a toaster from scratch and shares his final product.
11/14/2011
03:48
The Colbert Report
S8
Vodka Tampons
According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses.
11/14/2011
00:08
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Leaf Blower
Stephen uses a leaf blower to tidy up his desk and says goodnight.
11/14/2011
06:39
The Colbert Report
S8
Keystone XL Oil Pipeline - Bill McKibben
Co-founder and director of 350.org Bill McKibben explains why the Keystone XL pipeline will mean "game over" for the climate.
11/14/2011
03:50
The Colbert Report
S8
CBS Snubs Michele Bachmann
CBS News' political director John Dickerson unintentionally copies a Michele Bachmann staffer on an e-mail dismissing the GOP candidate.
11/14/2011
00:31
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S8
Intro - 11/14/11
The environmental movement might be dead, substance abuse gets scary, and Thomas Thwaites builds a toaster from scratch.
11/14/2011
05:09
The Colbert Report
S8
Bears & Balls - Celebrity Relics & Gooooooold!
There's never been a better time to invest in things that fall off celebrities, and Goldline International executives face fraud and theft charges.
11/15/2011
05:35
The Colbert Report
S8
Difference Makers - Jimmy Justice
When the police fall down on the job, Jimmy Justice stands up for New Yorkers by making gotcha videos of NYPD officers.
11/15/2011
06:12
The Colbert Report
S8
Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood talks about the extensive Antarctic training he endured to play a penguin in "Happy Feet Two."
11/15/2011
03:40
The Colbert Report
S8
Occupy Wall Street Decamped
New York City's mayor, Michael Bloomberg, orders the evacuation of Zuccotti Park, citing potential health and safety risks.
11/15/2011
00:06
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S8
Sign Off - One Ring
Stephen says goodnight and renders himself invisible by donning the One Ring.
11/15/2011
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The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 11/16/11
GOP candidates justify waterboarding, Seattle police pepper spray elderly protesters, and Chris Matthews discusses his John F. Kennedy biography.
11/16/2011
03:57
The Colbert Report
S8
Elderly Occupier Pepper Sprayed
After dealing with Occupy Seattle protestors, the police insist that pepper spray is no more dangerous to a 10-year-old than to an 80-year-old.
11/16/2011
02:50
The Colbert Report
S8
Newt Gingrich's Greek Cruise
Newt Gingrich's explanation of his all-you-can-research booze cruise through the Greek isles puts his other scandals in a new light.
11/16/2011
01:09
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert Report Bedtime Stories - Dragon & Wizard
Stephen reads from The Colbert Report's book of bedtime stories and signs off.
11/16/2011
05:54
The Colbert Report
S8
Chris Matthews
Chris Matthews talks about John F. Kennedy's World War II heroism and critical health issues.
11/16/2011
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