The Colbert Report

Intro - 11/14/11

Season 8 • 11/14/2011

The environmental movement might be dead, and Thomas Thwaites builds a toaster in nine months.

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James Martin

Father Jim Martin believes that Jesus had a great sense of humor, but most people in the 21st century just don't get his jokes.
11/09/2011
02:20

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Shock & Aussie

Establishing a permanent U.S. military presence in Australia makes perfect sense: it's a distant desert land full of known criminals speaking a bizarre dialect.
11/10/2011
03:44

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Rick Perry's Sorry, Oops

The CNBC Republican presidential debate will be forever remembered for one thing and one thing only, but Rick Perry can't remember what it is.
11/10/2011
02:51

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Occupy U.C. Berkeley

When Occupy Wall Street protesters at U.C. Berkeley refuse to leave the campus, they are forcibly removed by baton-wielding police.
11/10/2011
06:27

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Brian Eno

Brian Eno explains why he walked away from rock superstardom in the 70s and discusses his generative video art project, "77 Million Paintings."
11/10/2011
05:29

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Thomas Thwaites

Designer Thomas Thwaites explains the process of building a toaster from scratch and shares his final product.
11/14/2011
03:48

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Vodka Tampons

According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses.
11/14/2011
00:08

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Sign Off - Leaf Blower

Stephen uses a leaf blower to tidy up his desk and says goodnight.
11/14/2011
06:39

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Keystone XL Oil Pipeline - Bill McKibben

Co-founder and director of 350.org Bill McKibben explains why the Keystone XL pipeline will mean "game over" for the climate.
11/14/2011
03:50

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CBS Snubs Michele Bachmann

CBS News' political director John Dickerson unintentionally copies a Michele Bachmann staffer on an e-mail dismissing the GOP candidate.
11/14/2011
00:31

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Intro - 11/14/11

The environmental movement might be dead, substance abuse gets scary, and Thomas Thwaites builds a toaster from scratch.
11/14/2011
05:09

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Bears & Balls - Celebrity Relics & Gooooooold!

There's never been a better time to invest in things that fall off celebrities, and Goldline International executives face fraud and theft charges.
11/15/2011
05:35

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Difference Makers - Jimmy Justice

When the police fall down on the job, Jimmy Justice stands up for New Yorkers by making gotcha videos of NYPD officers.
11/15/2011
06:12

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Elijah Wood

Elijah Wood talks about the extensive Antarctic training he endured to play a penguin in "Happy Feet Two."
11/15/2011
03:40

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Occupy Wall Street Decamped

New York City's mayor, Michael Bloomberg, orders the evacuation of Zuccotti Park, citing potential health and safety risks.
11/15/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - One Ring

Stephen says goodnight and renders himself invisible by donning the One Ring.
11/15/2011
00:29

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Intro - 11/16/11

GOP candidates justify waterboarding, Seattle police pepper spray elderly protesters, and Chris Matthews discusses his John F. Kennedy biography.
11/16/2011
03:57

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Elderly Occupier Pepper Sprayed

After dealing with Occupy Seattle protestors, the police insist that pepper spray is no more dangerous to a 10-year-old than to an 80-year-old.
11/16/2011
02:50

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Newt Gingrich's Greek Cruise

Newt Gingrich's explanation of his all-you-can-research booze cruise through the Greek isles puts his other scandals in a new light.
11/16/2011
01:09

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Colbert Report Bedtime Stories - Dragon & Wizard

Stephen reads from The Colbert Report's book of bedtime stories and signs off.
11/16/2011
05:54

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Chris Matthews

Chris Matthews talks about John F. Kennedy's World War II heroism and critical health issues.
11/16/2011
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