The Colbert Report

Sign Off - GOP Rape Mention Tally

Season 9 • 10/24/2012

Stephen records the number of days without a GOP rape reference.

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The electoral kitchen is closing in two weeks, and some voters still can't decide if they want the black and white cookie or the decaf Wheat Thin.
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Lance Armstrong's Doping Scandal

The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency comes down on Lance Armstrong, and Stephen addresses accusations of ball doping.
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Sign Off - Manischewitz

Stephen says goodnight and twists open a bottle of Manischewitz.
10/23/2012
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Stephen Colbert's Debate 2012 Coverage

Mitt Romney lays out his prosecution of Barack Obama's weak foreign leadership and becomes a "plausible" president.
10/23/2012
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John Grisham

John Grisham talks about his rivalry with Stephen King, his days as a starving lawyer, and his latest book, "The Racketeer."
10/23/2012
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Anthony Everitt

Historian Anthony Everitt talks about Rome's initial lack of culture, brutal empire conquests and his favorite ruler, Julius Caesar.
10/24/2012
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Nonstop Libya-Gate Questions

Why didn't the consulate have more security, why was the intelligence so slow to come out, and if you put a statement in the form of a question, is that journalism?
10/24/2012
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Donald Trump's October Surprise

Donald Trump drops the biggest, classiest, most devastating election game-changer in the human history of time.
10/24/2012
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Richard Mourdock's Rape Comment

Richard Mourdock's rape remark upsets voters and possibly God, so Stephen enlightens his fellow conservatives on rape's approval rating.
10/24/2012
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Intro - 10/24/12

The Libya crisis raises questions, a GOP Senate candidate puts his foot in his mouth, and Anthony Everitt shares his expertise on ancient Roman culture.
10/24/2012
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Sign Off - GOP Rape Mention Tally

Stephen updates the "Days Without A GOP Rape Mention" whiteboard.
10/24/2012
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Stephen Ghoulbert's Spooky-Time Halloween Fun Guide - Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks would rather help America's children than promote his latest film, "Cloud Atlas," in which he plays six different characters.
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Sign Off - Murderer Skull Model

Stephen's scientific skull model dons a baseball cap.
10/25/2012
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Mitch Daniels Pt. 1

Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels shares his book, "Keeping the Republic: Saving America by Trusting Americans," and endorses Stephen's book, "America Again."
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Voting & Hormones

CNN pulls a study that says women will vote for more liberal candidates when they are ovulating.
10/25/2012
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Mitch Daniels Pt. 2

Republican Governor Mitch Daniels explains his vow of political celibacy and encourages Stephen to visit Purdue University.
10/25/2012
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Intro - 10/25/12

Scientific methods predict the election winner, America gets ready for Halloween, and Republican Governor Mitch Daniels talks Indiana.
10/25/2012
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Lilly Ledbetter

Lilly Ledbetter discusses her book, "Grace and Grit: My Fight for Equal Pay and Fairness at Goodyear and Beyond."
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Hurricane Sandy's Aftermath

Hurricane Sandy devastates 60 million Americans and seven subway tunnels, which means it could be weeks before they're able to restore the scent of urine down there.
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Sign Off - American Red Cross - Hurricane Sandy

Help out Hurricane Sandy victims by texting REDCROSS to 90999.
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