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Sign Off - GOP Rape Mention Tally
Season 9 • 10/24/2012
Stephen records the number of days without a GOP rape reference.
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04:20
Virginia's Voter Fraud Fighter
The Colbert Report
S9
The voter watchdog spoilsports would have America believe that tampering with voter registration is a "federal crime" just because it is.
10/22/2012
03:56
Elusive, Mysterious, Undecided Voters
The Colbert Report
S9
The electoral kitchen is closing in two weeks, and some voters still can't decide if they want the black and white cookie or the decaf Wheat Thin.
10/23/2012
06:31
Lance Armstrong's Doping Scandal
The Colbert Report
S9
The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency comes down on Lance Armstrong, and Stephen addresses accusations of ball doping.
10/23/2012
00:10
Sign Off - Manischewitz
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen says goodnight and twists open a bottle of Manischewitz.
10/23/2012
04:33
John Grisham
The Colbert Report
S9
John Grisham talks about his rivalry with Stephen King, his days as a starving lawyer, and his latest book, "The Racketeer."
10/23/2012
06:06
Anthony Everitt
The Colbert Report
S9
Historian Anthony Everitt talks about Rome's initial lack of culture, brutal empire conquests and his favorite ruler, Julius Caesar.
10/24/2012
04:39
Nonstop Libya-Gate Questions
The Colbert Report
S9
Why didn't the consulate have more security, why was the intelligence so slow to come out, and if you put a statement in the form of a question, is that journalism?
10/24/2012
04:36
Donald Trump's October Surprise
The Colbert Report
S9
Donald Trump drops the biggest, classiest, most devastating election game-changer in the human history of time.
10/24/2012
04:23
Richard Mourdock's Rape Comment
The Colbert Report
S9
Richard Mourdock's rape remark upsets voters and possibly God, so Stephen enlightens his fellow conservatives on rape's approval rating.
10/24/2012
00:36
Intro - 10/24/12
The Colbert Report
S9
The Libya crisis raises questions, a GOP Senate candidate puts his foot in his mouth, and Anthony Everitt shares his expertise on ancient Roman culture.
10/24/2012
00:07
Sign Off - GOP Rape Mention Tally
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen updates the "Days Without A GOP Rape Mention" whiteboard.
10/24/2012
09:48
Stephen Ghoulbert's Spooky-Time Halloween Fun Guide - Tom Hanks
The Colbert Report
S9
Tom Hanks would rather help America's children than promote his latest film, "Cloud Atlas," in which he plays six different characters.
10/25/2012
00:08
Sign Off - Murderer Skull Model
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen's scientific skull model dons a baseball cap.
10/25/2012
04:18
Mitch Daniels Pt. 1
The Colbert Report
S9
Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels shares his book, "Keeping the Republic: Saving America by Trusting Americans," and endorses Stephen's book, "America Again."
10/25/2012
02:56
Voting & Hormones
The Colbert Report
S9
CNN pulls a study that says women will vote for more liberal candidates when they are ovulating.
10/25/2012
03:03
Mitch Daniels Pt. 2
The Colbert Report
S9
Republican Governor Mitch Daniels explains his vow of political celibacy and encourages Stephen to visit Purdue University.
10/25/2012
00:32
Intro - 10/25/12
The Colbert Report
S9
Scientific methods predict the election winner, America gets ready for Halloween, and Republican Governor Mitch Daniels talks Indiana.
10/25/2012
06:30
Lilly Ledbetter
The Colbert Report
S9
Lilly Ledbetter discusses her book, "Grace and Grit: My Fight for Equal Pay and Fairness at Goodyear and Beyond."
10/31/2012
04:51
Hurricane Sandy's Aftermath
The Colbert Report
S9
Hurricane Sandy devastates 60 million Americans and seven subway tunnels, which means it could be weeks before they're able to restore the scent of urine down there.
10/31/2012
02:20
Flamboyant Sandy & Federal Relief Debate
The Colbert Report
S9
Hurricane Sandy's gender-ambiguous agenda is to make the federal government look necessary, but Mitt Romney knows that disaster aid belongs to the states.
10/31/2012
00:11
Sign Off - American Red Cross - Hurricane Sandy
The Colbert Report
S9
Help out Hurricane Sandy victims by texting REDCROSS to 90999.
10/31/2012
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