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Sign Off - GOP Rape Mention Tally
Season 9 • 10/24/2012
Stephen records the number of days without a GOP rape reference.
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04:20
The Colbert Report
S9
Virginia's Voter Fraud Fighter
The voter watchdog spoilsports would have America believe that tampering with voter registration is a "federal crime" just because it is.
10/22/2012
03:56
The Colbert Report
S9
Elusive, Mysterious, Undecided Voters
The electoral kitchen is closing in two weeks, and some voters still can't decide if they want the black and white cookie or the decaf Wheat Thin.
10/23/2012
06:31
The Colbert Report
S9
Lance Armstrong's Doping Scandal
The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency comes down on Lance Armstrong, and Stephen addresses accusations of ball doping.
10/23/2012
00:10
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Manischewitz
Stephen says goodnight and twists open a bottle of Manischewitz.
10/23/2012
04:33
The Colbert Report
S9
John Grisham
John Grisham talks about his rivalry with Stephen King, his days as a starving lawyer, and his latest book, "The Racketeer."
10/23/2012
06:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Anthony Everitt
Historian Anthony Everitt talks about Rome's initial lack of culture, brutal empire conquests and his favorite ruler, Julius Caesar.
10/24/2012
04:39
The Colbert Report
S9
Nonstop Libya-Gate Questions
Why didn't the consulate have more security, why was the intelligence so slow to come out, and if you put a statement in the form of a question, is that journalism?
10/24/2012
04:36
The Colbert Report
S9
Donald Trump's October Surprise
Donald Trump drops the biggest, classiest, most devastating election game-changer in the human history of time.
10/24/2012
04:23
The Colbert Report
S9
Richard Mourdock's Rape Comment
Richard Mourdock's rape remark upsets voters and possibly God, so Stephen enlightens his fellow conservatives on rape's approval rating.
10/24/2012
00:36
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 10/24/12
The Libya crisis raises questions, a GOP Senate candidate puts his foot in his mouth, and Anthony Everitt shares his expertise on ancient Roman culture.
10/24/2012
00:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - GOP Rape Mention Tally
Stephen updates the "Days Without A GOP Rape Mention" whiteboard.
10/24/2012
09:48
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen Ghoulbert's Spooky-Time Halloween Fun Guide - Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks would rather help America's children than promote his latest film, "Cloud Atlas," in which he plays six different characters.
10/25/2012
00:08
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Murderer Skull Model
Stephen's scientific skull model dons a baseball cap.
10/25/2012
04:18
The Colbert Report
S9
Mitch Daniels Pt. 1
Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels shares his book, "Keeping the Republic: Saving America by Trusting Americans," and endorses Stephen's book, "America Again."
10/25/2012
02:56
The Colbert Report
S9
Voting & Hormones
CNN pulls a study that says women will vote for more liberal candidates when they are ovulating.
10/25/2012
03:03
The Colbert Report
S9
Mitch Daniels Pt. 2
Republican Governor Mitch Daniels explains his vow of political celibacy and encourages Stephen to visit Purdue University.
10/25/2012
00:32
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 10/25/12
Scientific methods predict the election winner, America gets ready for Halloween, and Republican Governor Mitch Daniels talks Indiana.
10/25/2012
06:30
The Colbert Report
S9
Lilly Ledbetter
Lilly Ledbetter discusses her book, "Grace and Grit: My Fight for Equal Pay and Fairness at Goodyear and Beyond."
10/31/2012
04:51
The Colbert Report
S9
Hurricane Sandy's Aftermath
Hurricane Sandy devastates 60 million Americans and seven subway tunnels, which means it could be weeks before they're able to restore the scent of urine down there.
10/31/2012
02:20
The Colbert Report
S9
Flamboyant Sandy & Federal Relief Debate
Hurricane Sandy's gender-ambiguous agenda is to make the federal government look necessary, but Mitt Romney knows that disaster aid belongs to the states.
10/31/2012
00:11
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - American Red Cross - Hurricane Sandy
Help out Hurricane Sandy victims by texting REDCROSS to 90999.
10/31/2012
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