The Colbert Report
Sign Off - GOP Rape Mention Tally
Season 9 • 10/24/2012
Stephen records the number of days without a GOP rape reference.
Virginia's Voter Fraud FighterThe Colbert ReportS9
The voter watchdog spoilsports would have America believe that tampering with voter registration is a "federal crime" just because it is.
Elusive, Mysterious, Undecided VotersThe Colbert ReportS9
The electoral kitchen is closing in two weeks, and some voters still can't decide if they want the black and white cookie or the decaf Wheat Thin.
Lance Armstrong's Doping ScandalThe Colbert ReportS9
The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency comes down on Lance Armstrong, and Stephen addresses accusations of ball doping.
Sign Off - ManischewitzThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen says goodnight and twists open a bottle of Manischewitz.
John GrishamThe Colbert ReportS9
John Grisham talks about his rivalry with Stephen King, his days as a starving lawyer, and his latest book, "The Racketeer."
Anthony EverittThe Colbert ReportS9
Historian Anthony Everitt talks about Rome's initial lack of culture, brutal empire conquests and his favorite ruler, Julius Caesar.
Nonstop Libya-Gate QuestionsThe Colbert ReportS9
Why didn't the consulate have more security, why was the intelligence so slow to come out, and if you put a statement in the form of a question, is that journalism?
Donald Trump's October SurpriseThe Colbert ReportS9
Donald Trump drops the biggest, classiest, most devastating election game-changer in the human history of time.
Richard Mourdock's Rape CommentThe Colbert ReportS9
Richard Mourdock's rape remark upsets voters and possibly God, so Stephen enlightens his fellow conservatives on rape's approval rating.
Intro - 10/24/12The Colbert ReportS9
The Libya crisis raises questions, a GOP Senate candidate puts his foot in his mouth, and Anthony Everitt shares his expertise on ancient Roman culture.
Sign Off - GOP Rape Mention TallyThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen updates the "Days Without A GOP Rape Mention" whiteboard.
Stephen Ghoulbert's Spooky-Time Halloween Fun Guide - Tom HanksThe Colbert ReportS9
Tom Hanks would rather help America's children than promote his latest film, "Cloud Atlas," in which he plays six different characters.
Sign Off - Murderer Skull ModelThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen's scientific skull model dons a baseball cap.
Mitch Daniels Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels shares his book, "Keeping the Republic: Saving America by Trusting Americans," and endorses Stephen's book, "America Again."
Voting & HormonesThe Colbert ReportS9
CNN pulls a study that says women will vote for more liberal candidates when they are ovulating.
Mitch Daniels Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS9
Republican Governor Mitch Daniels explains his vow of political celibacy and encourages Stephen to visit Purdue University.
Intro - 10/25/12The Colbert ReportS9
Scientific methods predict the election winner, America gets ready for Halloween, and Republican Governor Mitch Daniels talks Indiana.
Lilly LedbetterThe Colbert ReportS9
Lilly Ledbetter discusses her book, "Grace and Grit: My Fight for Equal Pay and Fairness at Goodyear and Beyond."
Hurricane Sandy's AftermathThe Colbert ReportS9
Hurricane Sandy devastates 60 million Americans and seven subway tunnels, which means it could be weeks before they're able to restore the scent of urine down there.
Flamboyant Sandy & Federal Relief DebateThe Colbert ReportS9
Hurricane Sandy's gender-ambiguous agenda is to make the federal government look necessary, but Mitt Romney knows that disaster aid belongs to the states.
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