The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/13/10
Season 6 • 05/13/2010
Glenn Beck transforms like a snake that sheds his skin and becomes a beautiful butterfly.
The Colbert ReportS6 Kagan Worship - Dahlia Lithwick
Dahlia Lithwick is willing to bet that Elena Kagan's confirmation hearings are going to focus on her lack of judicial experience.
The Colbert ReportS6 ThreatDown - Military Food Police, Jazz Robots & Pretty Girls
Childhood obesity threatens America's security, a jazz robot improvises with human players, and attractive women give men heart disease.
The Colbert ReportS6 Controlled Burn of a Natural Gas
Stephen demonstrates how easy it is to do a controlled burn of a natural gas release.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 5/12/10
The military needs to invade fun places like Farmville, and Deepak Chopra talks about embracing your dark side.
The Colbert ReportS6 Deepak Chopra
According to Deepak Chopra, Stephen's dark side is arrogance, but his gift is bringing comic relief to America.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Fire Extinguisher Shooting
Stephen and pretty girl Jade play target practice with a fire extinguisher.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Ace the SATs
An MIT study finds that longer essays get better scores, so ideally your writing section should read like Glenn Beck's teleprompter.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Time-Traveling Brandy Thief
The time-traveling brandy thief was a worthy adversary, and he will be missed.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Hold Steady
Craig Finn and Tad Kubler talk about Heaven, Mother Teresa and their rock prophets.
The Colbert ReportS6 Confirming Elena
The New York Post isn't saying Elena Kagan is a lesbian, it's just asking the question next to a photo of her playing softball.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 5/13/10
Glenn Beck sheds his snake skin, and Stephen reminds the Hold Steady that Heaven is whenever Jesus can fit them in.
The Colbert ReportS6 Failure to Launch - Atlantis Crew
Stephen asks the Atlantis crew for advice on how he can prepare himself for space.
The Colbert ReportS6 Ayaan Hirsi Ali
Ayaan Hirsi Ali wants us to shed the inhibition of judging and say that one religion is better than the other.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Water Eyeballing
Stephen says goodnight and pours water into his eyeball.
The Colbert ReportS6 Up Brit Creek
Stephen finds the villain in the hit summer series, "Grainy Footage of Leaking Underwater Oil Pipe."
The Colbert ReportS6 Vodka Eyeballing
If you think metaphorical beer goggles are bad, imagine what literal vodka goggles will make you do.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 6/1/10
Stephen finds out who's to blame for the BP oil spill and refuses to get up close and personal with Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Foxconn, Charles Taylor & Naomi Campbell
Foxconn makes their workers sign a non-suicide pact, and prosecutors call for Naomi Campbell to testify against Charles Taylor.
The Colbert ReportS6 Japan's Special Election - Kazuo Myazaki
Stephen endorses Disembodied Japanese Robot Mouth for Japan's next prime minister and tests Kazuo Myazaki on who he thinks will win.
The Colbert ReportS6 Lisa Miller
Lisa Miller says the problem with the popular belief about Heaven right now is that God isn't there.
You may also like4 Videos
South ParkS25 A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert
Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.
Hot Mess HolidayDiwali Gets Wild in Hot Mess Holiday
Melanie Chandra and Surina Jindal embark on a zany weekend adventure during Diwali in the Comedy Central original movie Hot Mess Holiday, now streaming.
A Clüsterfünke ChristmasA Clüsterfünke Christmas Is TV's Holiday-est Movie
Featuring a hunky lumberjack, a quaint family business and more, everybody's favorite holiday tropes come together in Comedy Central's festive TV-movie parody, A Clüsterfünke Christmas.