The Colbert Report

Intro - 5/13/10

Season 6 • 05/13/2010

Glenn Beck transforms like a snake that sheds his skin and becomes a beautiful butterfly.

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Kagan Worship - Dahlia Lithwick

Dahlia Lithwick is willing to bet that Elena Kagan's confirmation hearings are going to focus on her lack of judicial experience.
05/11/2010
05:16

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ThreatDown - Military Food Police, Jazz Robots & Pretty Girls

Childhood obesity threatens America's security, a jazz robot improvises with human players, and attractive women give men heart disease.
05/12/2010
01:54

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Controlled Burn of a Natural Gas

Stephen demonstrates how easy it is to do a controlled burn of a natural gas release.
05/12/2010
00:39

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Intro - 5/12/10

The military needs to invade fun places like Farmville, and Deepak Chopra talks about embracing your dark side.
05/12/2010
06:52

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Deepak Chopra

According to Deepak Chopra, Stephen's dark side is arrogance, but his gift is bringing comic relief to America.
05/12/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Fire Extinguisher Shooting

Stephen and pretty girl Jade play target practice with a fire extinguisher.
05/12/2010
05:07

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Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Ace the SATs

An MIT study finds that longer essays get better scores, so ideally your writing section should read like Glenn Beck's teleprompter.
05/12/2010
00:12

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Sign Off - Time-Traveling Brandy Thief

The time-traveling brandy thief was a worthy adversary, and he will be missed.
05/13/2010
03:33

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The Hold Steady

Craig Finn and Tad Kubler talk about Heaven, Mother Teresa and their rock prophets.
05/13/2010
04:22

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Confirming Elena

The New York Post isn't saying Elena Kagan is a lesbian, it's just asking the question next to a photo of her playing softball.
05/13/2010
00:36

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Intro - 5/13/10

Glenn Beck sheds his snake skin, and Stephen reminds the Hold Steady that Heaven is whenever Jesus can fit them in.
05/13/2010
06:59

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Failure to Launch - Atlantis Crew

Stephen asks the Atlantis crew for advice on how he can prepare himself for space.
06/01/2010
06:05

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Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Ayaan Hirsi Ali wants us to shed the inhibition of judging and say that one religion is better than the other.
06/01/2010
00:09

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Sign Off - Water Eyeballing

Stephen says goodnight and pours water into his eyeball.
06/01/2010
03:25

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Up Brit Creek

Stephen finds the villain in the hit summer series, "Grainy Footage of Leaking Underwater Oil Pipe."
06/01/2010
02:27

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Vodka Eyeballing

If you think metaphorical beer goggles are bad, imagine what literal vodka goggles will make you do.
06/01/2010
00:39

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Intro - 6/1/10

Stephen finds out who's to blame for the BP oil spill and refuses to get up close and personal with Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
06/01/2010
05:08

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Tip/Wag - Foxconn, Charles Taylor & Naomi Campbell

Foxconn makes their workers sign a non-suicide pact, and prosecutors call for Naomi Campbell to testify against Charles Taylor.
06/02/2010
04:21

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Japan's Special Election - Kazuo Myazaki

Stephen endorses Disembodied Japanese Robot Mouth for Japan's next prime minister and tests Kazuo Myazaki on who he thinks will win.
06/02/2010
06:35

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Lisa Miller

Lisa Miller says the problem with the popular belief about Heaven right now is that God isn't there.
06/02/2010
00:19

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Sign Off - Parting Gifts for Kazuo Myazaki

Stephen checks in with Kazuo Myazaki and offers him some lovely parting gifts.
06/02/2010
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