The Colbert Report

McCain's Superstitions

Season 4 • 04/29/2008

Stephen unveils a new banner for John McCain.

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Stephen demands that it is time for America to take Timbersports back!
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Ethanol solves the energy crisis. Is there any problem alcohol can't solve?
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Stephen is worried that the Reverend Wright controversy is finally behind Obama.
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Anne Lamott

Anne Lamott and Stephen, two Sunday School teachers, talk about faith.
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The Word - Separation of Church & Plate

What unites us is our ability to come together as one people and say to one another, "You're not like me."
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Tip/Wag - Barbie

Barbies enter Iran packed with American values, doctors with weekend degrees receive lasik complaints and cuddle parties serve as orgies for cowards.
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Intro - 4/29/08

Christian license plates now available in Florida, knife-wielding ninja monkeys still unavailable in Iran and Anne Lamott is set to crack.
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McCain's Superstitions

Stephen shows his support for John McCain despite all of the senator's superstitions.
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Salinger Watch

Stephen challenges J.D. Salinger to come on the show.
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Noah Feldman

Noah Feldman, who helped advise the Iraqis, educates Stephen about the Iraqi Constitution.
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Obama distances himself from his former pastor. Meanwhile, McCain distances kids from his lawn.
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Stephen sits down with Congresswoman Madeleine Bordallo of Guam, a hotspot for the Democratic campaigns.
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Donna Brazile on the Democratic Campaign

Superdelegate Donna Brazile plans a late night rendezvous with Stephen to prove she is black.
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Stephen shows Stephen his chilling vision of our election future.
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