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Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Wildfires

Season 2 • 07/10/2006

Stephen suggests that fires can be prevented by eliminating the fuel source: trees.

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Stephen proposes tracing the sexual activities of Americans with a microchip that has been injected into the "dirty area."
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Difference Makers - Steve Pelkey
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Steve Pelkey's store in New Hampshire allows Massachusetts residents access to fireworks for the Fourth of July, making him the Harriet Tubman of fireworks.
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Author Christopher Noxon defines the difference between adults who are childish and those who are childlike.
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Intro - 6/29/06
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Stephen reports on a pimp tax, fireworks laws, a book that claims adults act like children and America's birthday.
06/29/2006
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In solidarity with Star Jones leaving "The View," Stephen is also leaving his show -- for a week.
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Intro - 7/10/06
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Stephen discusses how more companies are cutting pensions, provides a special report on wildfires and interviews Amy Sedaris.
07/10/2006
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Wilford Brimley Calls - Mexico
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Wilford Brimley calls Stephen at 3 a.m. from Mexico to borrow some pesos.
07/10/2006
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Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris discusses her new movie, "Strangers With Candy," before tumbling with Stephen and Tad.
07/10/2006
03:06

The Word - Silver Foxes
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Stephen criticizes the elderly and argues that you should only get to retire if you've earned it.
07/10/2006
03:52

World Cup Co-Champions
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Stephen proves that since America did not lose to Italy, we are in fact co-champions of the World Cup.
07/10/2006
03:36

Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Wildfires
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By staying away from people and cutting down trees, you can greatly reduce the chances of starting a wildfire.
07/10/2006
06:47

Tony Hawk
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Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk and Stephen agree that it's better to continue hurting yourself than to give up.
07/11/2006
04:55

Coddling Our Kids
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Getting hit in the face with a utility ball teaches you something about life -- it teaches you not to get hit in the face with a utility ball.
07/11/2006
02:44

The Word - Psychopharmaparenting
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Stephen doesn't know the long-term effects of medicating kids, but he does know the long-term effects it will have on the pharmaceutical industry.
07/11/2006
00:41

Intro - 7/11/06
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This show is dedicated to our kids: what the hell is wrong with them?
07/11/2006
03:25

Stephen R.A.P.S. - Talkin' to Kids
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Stephen's spent enough time talking to parents, now it's time to loosen the tie and talk to some troubled teens.
07/11/2006
01:11

Stephen Colbert's World of ColbertCraft
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"Stephen Colbert's World of ColbertCraft" will be even more popular than his previous video game, "Stephen Colbert's Escape from Skateboard Mountain."
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Intro - 7/12/06
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Stephen reports on the Supreme Court enforcing the Geneva Conventions, questions Washington State Congressman Rick Larsen, and interviews publisher Mort Zuckerman.
07/12/2006
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Massachusetts - Gaysrael
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The best way to protect marriage is to ban gay marriage in all states, but Massachusetts -- creating a Gaysrael.
07/12/2006
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The Word - The America Conventions
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If the Swiss had their way, every war would be fought with a tiny knife, a nail file, a magnifying glass and a toothpick.
07/12/2006
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Mort Zuckerman
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Mort Zuckerman believes that George W. Bush is an awful president but feels that John Kerry would have been worse.
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