The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Mars Attacked!
Season 8 • 01/07/2004
To scientists, Mars is like mistletoe.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - First Vegas Wedding
Now that Britney Spears has gotten marriage over, she can go back to being a soulless marketing machine.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Tom Brokaw Pt. 2
Tom Brokaw discusses the differences between covering Republican and Democratic administrations.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Democratic Nominee
Governor Howard Dean pledges to support the Democratic Party's eventual nominee for president and urges his fellow candidates to do the same.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Preview - 1/8/04
Jon identifies several words hidden within the name "Charlize Theron."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Bovine Intervention
The USDA bans cattle brains and spinal columns from the food market -- good news for consumers, bad news for Bennigan's new Smoky Vertebrae Poppers.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Mars
A NASA official is not surprised by the recent images from Mars.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Elijah Wood
If Elijah Wood goes into the music business, he'll either do it on his own terms or be a vicious prick.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Back in Black - Regrettable Behavior
Lewis Black reviews recent sports celebrity bad behavior -- Pete Rose's gambling admission, Joe Namath's sportscaster kissing and Steve Irwin's baby dangling.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mission to Mars
If we don't find a renewable supply of rocks on Mars, one day you may reach down for something to throw at your neighbor's window and nothing will be there.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - Lottery Jackpot
What kind of message does it send to people who work hard and spend all of their money on lottery tickets instead of food and clothing to still end up with nothing?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Mars Attacked!
Mars -- it's like it almost reaches out to bore you.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 The Colbert Report - Preview
On the next Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert gives it good to some guy, plus he'll read portions of his new book, "Don't Buy This Book if You Don't Have Any Balls."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - US-VISIT
Tom Ridge announces that the new security system, US-VISIT will pull the welcome mat from terrorists and anyone wishing America harm.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Cruisin' for a Boozin'
Louisiana decides to join Minnesota, California and every other state in making it illegal to drink and drive.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Digital Watch - Camera Phone
Ed Helms concludes the camera phone combines the rapid battery depletion of a high-powered digital camera with the image production capability of a phone.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron talks about the sympathy she felt for the serial killer she portrayed in her latest movie.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Catch Us if You Scan
As a nation founded by immigrants, America honors that heritage by preserving the pictures and fingerprints of everybody entering the country.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - Hobo
Jon is still not smoking, he hasn't gained any weight, but he did kill a hobo with his bare hands again.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Canada Cold
Canadians aren't polite and quiet, they're frozen stiff.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Celebrity Mole
The White House draws up Iraqi war plans, six months before the 9/11 attacks.
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