The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 02/25/2009
If you're watching analog TV, you can't see this.
Nailed 'Em - Buffet CrimeThe Colbert ReportS5
Dan Linscomb gets hauled off to jail for allegedly sharing from his buffet plate.
Cliff SloanThe Colbert ReportS5
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
Mardi Gras CelebrationsThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen can't afford to give out a whole string of beads in this economy.
1997 FlashbackThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen hits the Internet to buy some pets.com stock on his new iMac.
Bears & Balls - Company BailoutsThe Colbert ReportS5
Sbarro must cut costs by eliminating expensive ingredients, like cheese and tomatoes.
Tip/Wag - Gorilla Crabs and Gandhi's ShoesThe Colbert ReportS5
Gorilla's gave human groin spiders, and Gandhi lived in his own "Sex and the Ganges" shoe fantasy.
The Word - AblacknophobiaThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen talks about race while passing his hand through an open flame, eating dollar store peanut butter, and getting covered in tarantulas.
John FettermanThe Colbert ReportS5
Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
Obama's Congressional Address & Jindal's ResponseThe Colbert ReportS5
If you need more proof that Barack Obama's speech was a stinker, even Congress wasn't paying attention.
Intro - 2/25/09The Colbert ReportS5
Mayor John Fetterman offers up his bankrupt town for experimentation -- sounds like a good place to move Gitmo.
Analog TVThe Colbert ReportS5
Remember, if you are still watching analog TV, you can't see this.
Intro - 2/26/09The Colbert ReportS5
How do we save our struggling banks? Video poker ATMs.
Kris KristoffersonThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
Conservative Rap Battle - Stephen Challenges Michael SteeleThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants to lay down some dope, yet fiscally responsible rhymes with Michael Steele.
The Word - The Swede HereafterThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants to copy the Swedish economic model of the Vikings.
Claire McCaskill's TwitteringThe Colbert ReportS5
Claire McCaskill lies about Twittering during Barack Obama's congressional speech.
Snow in the StudioThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen questions the wisdom of his retractable dome after a Nor'easter dumps snow in the studio.
Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele Gets ServedThe Colbert ReportS5
Maybe Michael Steele doesn't understand the rules of a rap battle.
David ByrneThe Colbert ReportS5
Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
P.K. Winsome - Defective Obama CollectiblesThe Colbert ReportS5
P.K. Winsome refuses to apologize for his faulty Obama collectibles from an undisclosed location.
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