The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 02/25/2009
If you're watching analog TV, you can't see this.
The Colbert ReportS5 Nailed 'Em - Buffet Crime
Dan Linscomb gets hauled off to jail for allegedly sharing from his buffet plate.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cliff Sloan
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
The Colbert ReportS5 Mardi Gras Celebrations
Stephen can't afford to give out a whole string of beads in this economy.
The Colbert ReportS5 1997 Flashback
Stephen hits the Internet to buy some pets.com stock on his new iMac.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bears & Balls - Company Bailouts
Sbarro must cut costs by eliminating expensive ingredients, like cheese and tomatoes.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - Gorilla Crabs and Gandhi's Shoes
Gorilla's gave human groin spiders, and Gandhi lived in his own "Sex and the Ganges" shoe fantasy.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Ablacknophobia
Stephen talks about race while passing his hand through an open flame, eating dollar store peanut butter, and getting covered in tarantulas.
The Colbert ReportS5 John Fetterman
Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
The Colbert ReportS5 Obama's Congressional Address & Jindal's Response
If you need more proof that Barack Obama's speech was a stinker, even Congress wasn't paying attention.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 2/25/09
Mayor John Fetterman offers up his bankrupt town for experimentation -- sounds like a good place to move Gitmo.
The Colbert ReportS5 Analog TV
Remember, if you are still watching analog TV, you can't see this.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 2/26/09
How do we save our struggling banks? Video poker ATMs.
The Colbert ReportS5 Kris Kristofferson
Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
The Colbert ReportS5 Conservative Rap Battle - Stephen Challenges Michael Steele
Stephen wants to lay down some dope, yet fiscally responsible rhymes with Michael Steele.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - The Swede Hereafter
Stephen wants to copy the Swedish economic model of the Vikings.
The Colbert ReportS5 Claire McCaskill's Twittering
Claire McCaskill lies about Twittering during Barack Obama's congressional speech.
The Colbert ReportS5 Snow in the Studio
Stephen questions the wisdom of his retractable dome after a Nor'easter dumps snow in the studio.
The Colbert ReportS5 Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele Gets Served
Maybe Michael Steele doesn't understand the rules of a rap battle.
The Colbert ReportS5 David Byrne
Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
The Colbert ReportS5 P.K. Winsome - Defective Obama Collectibles
P.K. Winsome refuses to apologize for his faulty Obama collectibles from an undisclosed location.
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