The Colbert Report
Intro - 9/30/10
Season 6 • 09/30/2010
Are robots becoming too human, and will our microwaves soon have a setting for love?
ThreatDown - Record Breaking Gays, Koalas & PurellThe Colbert ReportS6
Two men set the world record for longest kiss, the koala population suffers from Chlamydia, and hand sanitizer doesn't work.
March to Keep Fear Alive Insanity BusThe Colbert ReportS6
Arianna Huffington should provide Stephen's fans with insanity buses to the March to Keep Fear Alive or change the editorial tone of her website.
Steven RattnerThe Colbert ReportS6
Steven Rattner talks about what would have happened if the Obama administration hadn't bailed out the auto industry.
The Word - Original SpinThe Colbert ReportS6
A good Supreme Court justice is a Constitutional scholar first and a time traveling mind reader second.
Sign Off - Sign Up for the March to Keep Fear AliveThe Colbert ReportS6
When the going gets tough, the tough go to KeepFearAlive.com and sign up for Stephen's rally.
President Obama Endorses the Rally to Restore SanityThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen isn't worried about President Obama's endorsement of the Rally to Restore Sanity because it's the kiss of death.
Droid RageThe Colbert ReportS6
European researchers teach a cybernetic savage how to kill, and scientists in California invent robot skin.
Stat of the UnionThe Colbert ReportS6
Most Americans fail a quiz asking basic questions about religion, and Stephen urges his viewers to make babies.
Aaron SorkinThe Colbert ReportS6
Aaron Sorkin explains why he didn't go to Harvard, worries about child porn on his hard drive and calls Facebook a performance.
Sign Off - March to Keep Fear Alive CostumesThe Colbert ReportS6
Come to the March to Keep Fear Alive disguised as your biggest fear, which Stephen assumes is the end of the show.
Intro - 9/30/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wonders if robots are becoming too human, questions poll reliability and talks to Aaron Sorkin in the hall while people hand them stuff.
Intro - 10/4/10The Colbert ReportS6
Muslims seek acceptance in America, the Tea Party reaches out to kids, and Eugene Robinson talks about the four groups that make up black America.
Eugene RobinsonThe Colbert ReportS6
Eugene Robinson sees four categories of black America, and Stephen should feel threatened by all of them.
Tip/Wag - Tea Party Coloring Book & CALM LegislationThe Colbert ReportS6
Kids learn Tea Party values from a coloring book, and the Senate prevents commercials from being played louder than TV shows.
The Word - It's a Small-Minded WorldThe Colbert ReportS6
Disney has no choice but to assign a Muslim intern to a secluded stockroom after she refuses to remove her hijab.
We World War Won ItThe Colbert ReportS6
Now that Germany has finished paying its reparations for World War I, it's time to lay off the Kaiser.
Sign Off - Matching DonorThe Colbert ReportS6
Remember to tell your family how much you love them because finding a matching donor is difficult.
Langur Monkey SecurityThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen announces his langur monkey security plan and asks you to donate to DonorsChoose.org.
American Sexual HabitsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen demonstrates different combinations of sex since he's done it in every way imaginable.
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