The Colbert Report
Mitt Romney Leads in Fox News Poll
Season 7 • 06/09/2011
As a Mormon, Mitt Romney is not allowed to have alcohol, caffeine or charisma.
Bre PettisThe Colbert ReportS7
Bre Pettis uses the MakerBot to print a three-dimensional copy of Stephen's head.
Weiner Captures Manscaping VoteThe Colbert ReportS7
Anthony Weiner captures the manscaping vote and makes Stephen feel like an oyster.
Herman Cain Wants Small BillsThe Colbert ReportS7
When it comes to health care, America should listen to the man who made his fortune selling bacon cheeseburger pizza.
Better Know a District - California's 10th - John GaramendiThe Colbert ReportS7
John Garamendi refuses to give Stephen a pass to see Osama bin Laden's body.
Sign Off - MakerBot HeadThe Colbert ReportS7
Improve or add to the looks of Stephen's MakerBot head on Thingiverse.
Shaquille O'Neal RetiresThe Colbert ReportS7
Shaquille O'Neal announces his retirement from professional basketball.
The Word - The Business EndThe Colbert ReportS7
Mitt Romney knows how to treat America's sick economy with his business experience.
Andrew Breitbart Reveals Weiner PhotoThe Colbert ReportS7
Opie and Anthony betray the sacred tradition of confidentiality between respected journalist and shock jock.
Tom RidgeThe Colbert ReportS7
Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security.
Mitt Romney Leads in Fox News PollThe Colbert ReportS7
Mitt Romney can't keep the cameraman's attention when he announces his presidential candidacy.
Henry Kissinger Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS7
Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old.
Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe DancingThe Colbert ReportS7
The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting.
Henry Kissinger Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS7
Henry Kissinger and Stephen have a difference of opinion regarding the Cold War.
Anthony Weiner Gym PhotosThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen ensures that there won't be any more photos of a naked and/or turgid Anthony Weiner.
Close SesameThe Colbert ReportS7
"Sesame Street" brainwashes kids by teaching them the importance of saving and self-control.
Janny ScottThe Colbert ReportS7
Janny Scott thinks the real story of Barack Obama's mother is far more interesting than the oversimplified version.
Intro - 6/14/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen names the GOP debate winner, examines "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.
Sign Off - MarshmallowsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen shoves marshmallows in his mouth.
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