The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Internet
Season 11 E 86 • 07/12/2006
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05:15
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E4
Albert Brooks
Albert Brooks describes to Jon what it was like to watch his movie "Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World" premier in Dubai.
01/10/2006
05:56
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E4
Headlines - Sam's Club
The Senate confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito are underway. President Bush has called for dignity from everyone, including Orrin "The Scratch" Hatch.
01/10/2006
06:15
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E5
Peter Bergen
Peter Bergen reports that Iraq is like Osama bin Laden's Christmas present -- if bin Laden believed in Christmas.
01/11/2006
03:19
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E5
Freedom Givers
If we start questioning the war in Iraq we might as well pull out a couch and get a banana daiquiri for the enemy.
01/11/2006
03:26
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E5
Iraq Strategy - Secretary's Day
At President George W. Bush's conference, former secretaries of defense and state had less time with Bush than a fan has with Gene Simmons at a record store meet and greet.
01/11/2006
02:55
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E5
Bleeder of the Pack
On film Arnold Schwarzenegger can jump a motorcycle over an overpass without a scratch, but in real life he can't make a right turn on one without needing stitches.
01/11/2006
00:12
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E5
Moment of Zen - Inauguration Celebration
The new president of Kazakhstan pledges the inaugural oath and kisses the flag.
01/11/2006
01:14
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E5
Daily/Colbert - Osama bin Ladenstein
Jon Stewart ends the show, checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report" and previews tomorrow's main story.
01/11/2006
02:02
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E5
Science Report - Retract of the Clones
We cannot clone humans, but it is possible to transplant fingers.
01/11/2006
00:21
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E6
Town Hall Meeting
At a Town Hall meeting, a child asks President Bush how people can help with the war on terror.
01/12/2006
04:40
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E6
Headlines - Sam's Club
The current hearings for Samuel Alito prove to be as boring as past hearings. In a competition for Most Longwinded Senator, Mike DeWine comes out on top.
01/12/2006
00:12
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E6
Moment of Zen - Baby Shake
Samuel Alito leaves his hearing. He walks away to the sound of a cheering crowd and seems to shake the hand of a baby.
01/12/2006
02:43
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E6
What Makes Sammy Run?
Ed Helms reports on the Samuel Alito hearings focusing on the drama, brutality, sexual tension and atrocious style of Mrs. Alito.
01/12/2006
00:51
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E6
Daily/Colbert - Why Are They Doing This to Sam?
Jon Stewart checks in with Stephen Colbert, who cries his eyes out over the unfair mistreatment of Samuel Alito.
01/12/2006
05:07
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E6
Edward Lazarus
Former Federal Prosecutor Edward Lazarus speaks about the Supreme Court and the Samuel Alito hearings, and discusses whether Jews will be safe with a conservative Supreme Court.
01/12/2006
04:55
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E6
American Resolutions - Threesome
Rob Corddry has tried to talk his wife into a threesome ever since their wedding day, and despite his New Year's resolution to get over it, it won't stay out of his thoughts.
01/12/2006
00:51
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E6
Intro - City Streets
Jon Stewart warns parents not to let their kids roam the streets of New York as they watch the Daily Show, pointing out that the city is quite different from Chuck E. Cheese.
01/12/2006
04:03
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E7
Headlines - Nukes of Hazard
The Jan Brady of the Axis of Evil, Iran threatens to block international inspectors from its nuclear sites.
01/16/2006
03:53
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E7
Nuclear Bomb Schematics
John Hodgman discusses plans for a nuclear bomb that he found on the Internet. Some kid downloaded it for him.
01/16/2006
06:01
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E7
Eugene Jarecki
Eugene Jarecki talks about his documentary, "Why We Fight."
01/16/2006
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