The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Preview - 1/8/04

Season 8 • 01/07/2004

Tomorrow night's guest: Charlize Theron.

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Intro - First Vegas Wedding

Now that Britney Spears has gotten marriage over, she can go back to being a soulless marketing machine.
01/06/2004
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Tom Brokaw Pt. 2

Tom Brokaw discusses the differences between covering Republican and Democratic administrations.
01/06/2004
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Moment of Zen - Democratic Nominee

Governor Howard Dean pledges to support the Democratic Party's eventual nominee for president and urges his fellow candidates to do the same.
01/06/2004
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Headlines - Mars Attacked!

Mars -- it's like it almost reaches out to bore you.
01/07/2004
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Headlines - Bovine Intervention

The USDA bans cattle brains and spinal columns from the food market -- good news for consumers, bad news for Bennigan's new Smoky Vertebrae Poppers.
01/07/2004
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Moment of Zen - Mars

A NASA official is not surprised by the recent images from Mars.
01/07/2004
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Elijah Wood

If Elijah Wood goes into the music business, he'll either do it on his own terms or be a vicious prick.
01/07/2004
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Back in Black - Regrettable Behavior

Lewis Black reviews recent sports celebrity bad behavior -- Pete Rose's gambling admission, Joe Namath's sportscaster kissing and Steve Irwin's baby dangling.
01/07/2004
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Mission to Mars

If we don't find a renewable supply of rocks on Mars, one day you may reach down for something to throw at your neighbor's window and nothing will be there.
01/07/2004
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Intro - Lottery Jackpot

What kind of message does it send to people who work hard and spend all of their money on lottery tickets instead of food and clothing to still end up with nothing?
01/07/2004
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Preview - 1/8/04

Jon identifies several words hidden within the name "Charlize Theron."
01/07/2004
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The Colbert Report - Preview

On the next Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert gives it good to some guy, plus he'll read portions of his new book, "Don't Buy This Book if You Don't Have Any Balls."
01/08/2004
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Moment of Zen - US-VISIT

Tom Ridge announces that the new security system, US-VISIT will pull the welcome mat from terrorists and anyone wishing America harm.
01/08/2004
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Cruisin' for a Boozin'

Louisiana decides to join Minnesota, California and every other state in making it illegal to drink and drive.
01/08/2004
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Digital Watch - Camera Phone

Ed Helms concludes the camera phone combines the rapid battery depletion of a high-powered digital camera with the image production capability of a phone.
01/08/2004
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Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron talks about the sympathy she felt for the serial killer she portrayed in her latest movie.
01/08/2004
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Headlines - Catch Us if You Scan

As a nation founded by immigrants, America honors that heritage by preserving the pictures and fingerprints of everybody entering the country.
01/08/2004
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Intro - Hobo

Jon is still not smoking, he hasn't gained any weight, but he did kill a hobo with his bare hands again.
01/08/2004
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Canada Cold

Canadians aren't polite and quiet, they're frozen stiff.
01/12/2004
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Celebrity Mole

The White House draws up Iraqi war plans, six months before the 9/11 attacks.
01/12/2004
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Moment of Zen - Paul O'Neal

Former Treasury Secretary, Paul O'Neal doesn't think he'll be attacked for telling the truth about George W. Bush.
01/12/2004
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