The Colbert Report
Passover Dinner With Elijah
Season 6 • 03/29/2010
Stephen will not see a fine bottle of Manischewitz go to waste, even if Elijah isn't coming.
Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James MartinThe Colbert ReportS6
James Martin works with the poor because he believes in capitalism, but he knows it doesn't provide for everyone.
Middle Eastern DogsThe Colbert ReportS6
Fundamentalist Fidos have infiltrated our borders and are lifting their legs on Lady Liberty.
Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill ReminderThe Colbert ReportS6
An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills.
Mary MatalinThe Colbert ReportS6
Mary Matalin attempts to explain the Republican position on health care without using talking points.
Claire McCaskillThe Colbert ReportS6
Claire McCaskill praises the health care reform bill and sends a message to Rush Limbaugh in Costa Rica.
Geriatric Breeding ProgramThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen will capture and breed the elderly in captivity to save the senior population from vultures.
Sign Off - Friedrich SchillerThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen quotes Friedrich Schiller as he says goodnight.
Passover CommercialismThe Colbert ReportS6
Jewish families embrace the Christmas spirit of commercialism with "Jewpardy" and the Ten Plagues Finger Puppets.
The Word - Napoleon Blown ApartThe Colbert ReportS6
The Republicans may have lost the health care fight, but that sets them up for real victory in November.
Passover Dinner With ElijahThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen buys the most expensive bottle of Manischewitz for his Passover dinner with Elijah.
The Word - Forgive and ForgetThe Colbert ReportS6
If the pope is responsible for a sex abuse cover-up, the Catholic Church needs to reassign him to a religion where nobody knows him.
Ricky Martin Is GayThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen dismissed the rumors that Ricky Martin was gay back when he was a local anchor at WPTS Patterson Springs.
Thought for Food - Corn Diapers, Fatty Foods & Jamie OliverThe Colbert ReportS6
Babies can now poop in corn diapers, junk food is addictive, and Jamie Oliver shows American kids how chicken nuggets are made.
Sign Off - Pringles & Whipped CreamThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen signs off with his Pringles and whipped cream snack.
Simon JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS6
Simon Johnson believes the Obama administration hasn't done enough to prevent another financial crisis.
Intro - 3/30/10The Colbert ReportS6
Scandal rocks the church, Stephen looks at America's relationship with food, and Simon Johnson thinks banks have too much power.
Intro - 3/31/10The Colbert ReportS6
The federal government raids an anti-government militia, Easter gets attacked, and Craig Mullaney talks about fighting in Afghanistan.
Craig MullaneyThe Colbert ReportS6
Craig Mullaney talks about the current military situation and the changing momentum in Afghanistan.
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody AwardsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen assumed that once you've won a Peabody, you just keep getting it -- like herpes.
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