The Colbert Report

Passover Dinner With Elijah

Season 6 • 03/29/2010

Stephen will not see a fine bottle of Manischewitz go to waste, even if Elijah isn't coming.

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Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report, everybody.
03/18/2010
07:03

Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James Martin
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James Martin works with the poor because he believes in capitalism, but he knows it doesn't provide for everyone.
03/18/2010
02:22

Middle Eastern Dogs
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Fundamentalist Fidos have infiltrated our borders and are lifting their legs on Lady Liberty.
03/18/2010
05:32

Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill Reminder
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An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills.
03/18/2010
05:15

Mary Matalin
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Mary Matalin attempts to explain the Republican position on health care without using talking points.
03/18/2010
05:11

Claire McCaskill
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Claire McCaskill praises the health care reform bill and sends a message to Rush Limbaugh in Costa Rica.
03/29/2010
04:05

Geriatric Breeding Program
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Stephen will capture and breed the elderly in captivity to save the senior population from vultures.
03/29/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Friedrich Schiller
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Stephen quotes Friedrich Schiller as he says goodnight.
03/29/2010
04:24

Passover Commercialism
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Jewish families embrace the Christmas spirit of commercialism with "Jewpardy" and the Ten Plagues Finger Puppets.
03/29/2010
03:23

The Word - Napoleon Blown Apart
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The Republicans may have lost the health care fight, but that sets them up for real victory in November.
03/29/2010
02:57

Passover Dinner With Elijah
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Stephen buys the most expensive bottle of Manischewitz for his Passover dinner with Elijah.
03/29/2010
04:33

The Word - Forgive and Forget
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If the pope is responsible for a sex abuse cover-up, the Catholic Church needs to reassign him to a religion where nobody knows him.
03/30/2010
02:52

Ricky Martin Is Gay
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Stephen dismissed the rumors that Ricky Martin was gay back when he was a local anchor at WPTS Patterson Springs.
03/30/2010
05:22

Thought for Food - Corn Diapers, Fatty Foods & Jamie Oliver
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Babies can now poop in corn diapers, junk food is addictive, and Jamie Oliver shows American kids how chicken nuggets are made.
03/30/2010
00:14

Sign Off - Pringles & Whipped Cream
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Stephen signs off with his Pringles and whipped cream snack.
03/30/2010
06:25

Simon Johnson
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Simon Johnson believes the Obama administration hasn't done enough to prevent another financial crisis.
03/30/2010
00:31

Intro - 3/30/10
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Scandal rocks the church, Stephen looks at America's relationship with food, and Simon Johnson thinks banks have too much power.
03/30/2010
00:39

Intro - 3/31/10
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The federal government raids an anti-government militia, Easter gets attacked, and Craig Mullaney talks about fighting in Afghanistan.
03/31/2010
05:59

Craig Mullaney
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Craig Mullaney talks about the current military situation and the changing momentum in Afghanistan.
03/31/2010
02:58

Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Awards
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Stephen assumed that once you've won a Peabody, you just keep getting it -- like herpes.
03/31/2010
06:07

Easter Under Attack - Peeps Display Update
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John Pineau provides an update on the upcoming trial of a woman evicted for putting marshmallow Peeps on her apartment door.
03/31/2010
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