The Colbert Report
Season 8 • 11/14/2011
Thomas Thwaits reveals what motivated him to build a toaster from scratch.
The Colbert ReportS8 James Martin
Father Jim Martin believes that Jesus had a great sense of humor, but most people in the 21st century just don't get his jokes.
The Colbert ReportS8 Shock & Aussie
Establishing a permanent U.S. military presence in Australia makes perfect sense: it's a distant desert land full of known criminals speaking a bizarre dialect.
The Colbert ReportS8 Rick Perry's Sorry, Oops
The CNBC Republican presidential debate will be forever remembered for one thing and one thing only, but Rick Perry can't remember what it is.
The Colbert ReportS8 Occupy U.C. Berkeley
When Occupy Wall Street protesters at U.C. Berkeley refuse to leave the campus, they are forcibly removed by baton-wielding police.
The Colbert ReportS8 Brian Eno
Brian Eno explains why he walked away from rock superstardom in the 70s and discusses his generative video art project, "77 Million Paintings."
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 11/14/11
The environmental movement might be dead, substance abuse gets scary, and Thomas Thwaites builds a toaster from scratch.
The Colbert ReportS8 Vodka Tampons
According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Leaf Blower
Stephen uses a leaf blower to tidy up his desk and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS8 Keystone XL Oil Pipeline - Bill McKibben
Co-founder and director of 350.org Bill McKibben explains why the Keystone XL pipeline will mean "game over" for the climate.
The Colbert ReportS8 CBS Snubs Michele Bachmann
CBS News' political director John Dickerson unintentionally copies a Michele Bachmann staffer on an e-mail dismissing the GOP candidate.
The Colbert ReportS8 Thomas Thwaites
Designer Thomas Thwaites explains the process of building a toaster from scratch and shares his final product.
The Colbert ReportS8 Bears & Balls - Celebrity Relics & Gooooooold!
There's never been a better time to invest in things that fall off celebrities, and Goldline International executives face fraud and theft charges.
The Colbert ReportS8 Difference Makers - Jimmy Justice
When the police fall down on the job, Jimmy Justice stands up for New Yorkers by making gotcha videos of NYPD officers.
The Colbert ReportS8 Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood talks about the extensive Antarctic training he endured to play a penguin in "Happy Feet Two."
The Colbert ReportS8 Occupy Wall Street Decamped
New York City's mayor, Michael Bloomberg, orders the evacuation of Zuccotti Park, citing potential health and safety risks.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - One Ring
Stephen says goodnight and renders himself invisible by donning the One Ring.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 11/16/11
GOP candidates justify waterboarding, Seattle police pepper spray elderly protesters, and Chris Matthews discusses his John F. Kennedy biography.
The Colbert ReportS8 Elderly Occupier Pepper Sprayed
After dealing with Occupy Seattle protestors, the police insist that pepper spray is no more dangerous to a 10-year-old than to an 80-year-old.
The Colbert ReportS8 Newt Gingrich's Greek Cruise
Newt Gingrich's explanation of his all-you-can-research booze cruise through the Greek isles puts his other scandals in a new light.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Report Bedtime Stories - Dragon & Wizard
Stephen reads from The Colbert Report's book of bedtime stories and signs off.
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