The Colbert Report
Sign Off - "The Great Gatsby"
Season 9 • 05/09/2013
Stephen apologizes to his high school teacher.
Richard BesserThe Colbert ReportS9
Richard Besser talks about his book, "Tell Me the Truth, Doctor: Easy-to-Understand Answers to Your Most Confusing and Critical Health Questions."
Intro - 5/8/13The Colbert ReportS9
Conservatives enjoy modified energy-efficient light bulbs, parents discover a trend, and Dr. Richard Besser answers questions about chronic diseases.
Spiteful PartisanshipThe Colbert ReportS9
Pat Toomey reveals that some Republicans disagree with President Obama just to disagree with him, not because they oppose green energy or gun control.
Going DiaperlessThe Colbert ReportS9
Nothing makes parents feel more in touch with their baby's most intimate functions than scraping it out of their shoes.
South Carolina Election ResultsThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen turns his back on South Carolina after voters pick Republican Mark Sanford for Congress instead of his sister.
Baz LuhrmannThe Colbert ReportS9
"The Great Gatsby" director Baz Luhrmann explains the challenges in adapting F. Scott Fitzgerald's famous novel, and recounts meeting the author's granddaughter.
cOlbert's Book Club - "The Great Gatsby"The Colbert ReportS9
Pulitzer Prize-winning author Jennifer Egan helps kick off the first cOlbert Book Club, and director Baz Luhrmann discusses "The Great Gatsby."
cOlbert's Book Club - Jennifer Egan & "The Great Gatsby"The Colbert ReportS9
Pulitzer Prize-winning author Jennifer Egan helps Stephen smartificate on "The Great Gatsby."
cOlbert's Book Club - Learning "The Great Gatsby"The Colbert ReportS9
To prepare for his intellectual book discussion with Jennifer Egan, Stephen compares "The Great Gatsby" notes with Carey Mulligan.
Sign Off - "The Great Gatsby"The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen apologizes for not reading "The Great Gatsby."
Jessica Buchanan & Erik LandemalmThe Colbert ReportS9
The couple discuss their book, "Impossible Odds: The Kidnapping of Jessica Buchanan and Her Dramatic Rescue by SEAL Team Six."
ThreatDown - Planet Gay, World Wide Wood & Junkie BearsThe Colbert ReportS9
The French Parliament approves gay marriage, customers order Viagra online, and bears pass out after huffing jet fuel.
Benghazi Attacks Talking PointsThe Colbert ReportS9
Greg Gutfeld calls the mainstream media "Obama's scandal condom," and ABC News obtains 12 drafts of the Benghazi talking points.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - IRS Special ScrutinyThe Colbert ReportS9
The IRS owes an apology to every Tea Party group in America, including Susie Johnson and her eight stuffed animals.
Dan BrownThe Colbert ReportS9
Dan Brown discusses Dante's "Inferno," explains why he puts everything in puzzle form and becomes the subject of an anagram.
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - MaximThe Colbert ReportS9
Maxim's Hot 100 honors a Disney star, and Stephen wishes to be objectified like a piece of meat again.
Intro - 5/14/13The Colbert ReportS9
Congress compromises on immigration reform, Maxim never changes, and bestselling author Dan Brown sits down with Stephen.
Sign Off - Maxim's Hot 100The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen reviews Maxim's picks for 2013.
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