The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 06/01/2004
A home-schooled David Cross doesn't believe in math, numbers or vowels.
Giant Mess O' Potamia - Sodomy PrepThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Senators Frist and Nelson look over sodomy-preparation photos from Abu Ghraib as Dr. Phil advises children to think back on previous experiences with torture.
Bill KristolThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bill Kristol criticizes the Bush administration for not putting enough troops in Iraq, but would still like Bush to be the one driving America out of the ditch.
Thong of the SouthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Louisiana lawmakers want to ban low-riding jeans to save the state's decency, but Stephen Colbert is out to prove that America isn't Israel.
Moment of Zen - Dr. PhilThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Dr. Phil relates the Abu Ghraib prisoner torture scandal to bullies in the playground.
Email TroubleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Just because high volume emails may crash your computer and be used to steal personal information, that is no reason for the government to kill the messenger.
Giant Mess O'Potamia - Saddam's GunThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Two vice presidents in Iraq may seem excessive to Americans, but keep in mind there are going to be a lot of state funerals there.
Giant Mess O'Potamia - Co-Ed PrezThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Iraq can finally blame themselves for insurgent bombings and broken bridges in the gaps between their ethnic groups.
Moment of Zen - Harley Davidson ManThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President George W. Bush shakes hands with motorcycle bikers.
Giant Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi President NamedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The naming of Iraq's new president leads to the setting off of gigantic, flightless bottle rockets in the streets of Baghdad.
Intro - "The Day After Tomorrow"The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Not only is the premise of the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" unbelievable but so is its star's name.
David CrossThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
David Cross' promotional tour for his new comedy CD is over as soon as it's released.
Moment of Zen - Bush on ChalabiThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President George W. Bush answers questions about his relationship with Ahmad Chalabi.
Headlines - Friendly FiredThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Surely President Bush will admit his mistake in trusting Ahmad Chalabi and not try to minimize the relationship his administration shared with him.
Headlines - Kerry SpeechThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Presidential hopeful John Kerry continues to use his speeches to wing wildly and hope something catches.
Thomas Friedman Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman believes the benefits of outsourcing -- connecting talented people all over the world -- outweigh the negatives in the long run.
Thomas Friedman Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman discusses America's unfortunate shift from exporting hope to exporting fear.
Intro - Honorary DoctorateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Mr. Ferguson, Jon is sorry if he killed your grandfather, but technically, an incision alone is not an operation.
Vice Presidential SelectionsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry's dream team would be a Kerry-McCain ticket: a bipartisan front taking on all the world's ills, with Superman as Secretary of State.
Mario Cuomo Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Mario Cuomo reports that Abraham Lincoln was the best a liberal could aspire to be.
Mario Cuomo Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Mario Cuomo offers advice to John Kerry, that he should appeal to the American people as a man who has killed for the love of his country.
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