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David Cross
Season 8 • 06/01/2004
A home-schooled David Cross doesn't believe in math, numbers or vowels.
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Giant Mess O' Potamia - Sodomy Prep
Senators Frist and Nelson look over sodomy-preparation photos from Abu Ghraib as Dr. Phil advises children to think back on previous experiences with torture.
05/13/2004
07:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Bill Kristol
Bill Kristol criticizes the Bush administration for not putting enough troops in Iraq, but would still like Bush to be the one driving America out of the ditch.
05/13/2004
05:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Thong of the South
Louisiana lawmakers want to ban low-riding jeans to save the state's decency, but Stephen Colbert is out to prove that America isn't Israel.
05/13/2004
00:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil relates the Abu Ghraib prisoner torture scandal to bullies in the playground.
05/13/2004
04:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Email Trouble
Just because high volume emails may crash your computer and be used to steal personal information, that is no reason for the government to kill the messenger.
06/01/2004
02:55
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Giant Mess O'Potamia - Saddam's Gun
Two vice presidents in Iraq may seem excessive to Americans, but keep in mind there are going to be a lot of state funerals there.
06/01/2004
01:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Giant Mess O'Potamia - Co-Ed Prez
Iraq can finally blame themselves for insurgent bombings and broken bridges in the gaps between their ethnic groups.
06/01/2004
00:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Harley Davidson Man
President George W. Bush shakes hands with motorcycle bikers.
06/01/2004
02:58
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Giant Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi President Named
The naming of Iraq's new president leads to the setting off of gigantic, flightless bottle rockets in the streets of Baghdad.
06/01/2004
01:05
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S8
Intro - "The Day After Tomorrow"
Not only is the premise of the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" unbelievable but so is its star's name.
06/01/2004
06:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
David Cross
David Cross' promotional tour for his new comedy CD is over as soon as it's released.
06/01/2004
00:17
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Bush on Chalabi
President George W. Bush answers questions about his relationship with Ahmad Chalabi.
06/02/2004
03:54
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Headlines - Friendly Fired
Surely President Bush will admit his mistake in trusting Ahmad Chalabi and not try to minimize the relationship his administration shared with him.
06/02/2004
01:17
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S8
Headlines - Kerry Speech
Presidential hopeful John Kerry continues to use his speeches to wing wildly and hope something catches.
06/02/2004
05:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Thomas Friedman Pt. 1
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman believes the benefits of outsourcing -- connecting talented people all over the world -- outweigh the negatives in the long run.
06/02/2004
03:06
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Thomas Friedman Pt. 2
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman discusses America's unfortunate shift from exporting hope to exporting fear.
06/02/2004
01:01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Intro - Honorary Doctorate
Mr. Ferguson, Jon is sorry if he killed your grandfather, but technically, an incision alone is not an operation.
06/02/2004
04:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Vice Presidential Selections
Rob Corddry's dream team would be a Kerry-McCain ticket: a bipartisan front taking on all the world's ills, with Superman as Secretary of State.
06/02/2004
06:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Mario Cuomo Pt. 1
Mario Cuomo reports that Abraham Lincoln was the best a liberal could aspire to be.
06/03/2004
03:01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Mario Cuomo Pt. 2
Mario Cuomo offers advice to John Kerry, that he should appeal to the American people as a man who has killed for the love of his country.
06/03/2004
00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Flustered Tenet
CIA Director George Tenet looks flustered when questioned about North Korea.
06/03/2004
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