The Colbert Report
Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal
Season 5 E 36 • 03/12/2009
If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here.

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Howard Fineman
Howard Fineman believes Americans were born and bred to argue.
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The Colbert ReportS5 E36
Intro - 3/12/09
Guess where Stephen's face is showing up now -- besides your grilled cheese sandwiches.
03/12/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E36
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Barreleye Fish
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It Could Be Worse - Simon Johnson
Simon Johnson explains why America's economy resembles an unstable, emerging market.
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Goodnight
That's it for the Report tonight.
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The Colbert ReportS5 E36
Peter Singer
Peter Singer urges Stephen to give money to poor people rather than enjoying it himself.
03/12/2009
04:01
The Colbert ReportS5 E36
Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal
If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here.
03/12/2009
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Neil Gaiman
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