The Colbert Report

Intro - 10/9/06

Season 2 E 127 • 10/09/2006

Can we do more to make schools safer than fire gay teachers?

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00:30

Intro - 10/5/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E126

Racial profiling continues in airports, a district is better known, and Amy Goodman decries corporate sponsorship of the media.
10/05/2006
01:48

Starbucks Price Hike
The Colbert ReportS2 E126

Starbucks' nickel-per-cup price hike doesn't seem like much, but spread over 161 shows it'll cost Stephen a whopping eight bucks.
10/05/2006
05:42

Amy Goodman
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Stephen has heard that liberal radio and TV host Amy Goodman is a real firebrand, so he wants her to bring it.
10/05/2006
03:24

Better Know a District - Florida's 16th - Mark Foley
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Stephen better knows Florida's 16th district: famous for hurricanes, jai alai, the Burt Reynolds museum and Representative Mark Foley.
10/05/2006
04:15

Maz Jobrani
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After a security check, Stephen welcomes actor Maz Jobrani, who will no longer audition for the role of a terrorist.
10/05/2006
02:09

Behavioral Profiling
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Security personnel have begun using behavioral profiling to identify suspicious individuals at airports. They won't say exactly what they're looking for, but Stephen will.
10/05/2006
05:08

Stephen Greets Kim Jong-il
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Stephen greets Kim Jong-il in Korean, which he's been learning since around 1:36 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time.
10/09/2006
05:22

Randy Newman
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Randy Newman wonders whether he's at the McCarthy hearings -- and rolls over on George Clooney.
10/09/2006
03:32

Sport Report - Saginaw Spirit 3-0 with Steagle Colbeagle
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Over the weekend, the Yankees were knocked out of the playoffs and T.O. returned to Philly, so let's start with Junior League Hockey.
10/09/2006
03:33

The Word - Safety
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Stephen agrees with Wisconsin State Assemblyman Frank Lasse that the only way to keep guns out of the classroom is to put guns in the classroom.
10/09/2006
00:28

Intro - 10/9/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E127

Making schools safer, North Korea's nuclear bomb test, an interview with Randy Newman, and why Stephen is like Wonder Woman.
10/09/2006
05:49

Ariel Levy
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Ariel Levy thinks women who imitate porn stars are far from any sort of authentic sexual liberation. Stephen thinks she sounds like a Muslim fundamentalist.
10/10/2006
05:54

Jane Fonda and Gloria Steinem
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The sparks fly when Stephen heads to the kitchen with Gloria Steinem and Jane Fonda in a "Kiss the Cook" apron, and the phrase "Ice cream three-way" is coined.
10/10/2006
02:17

A Salute to the American Lady
The Colbert ReportS2 E128

Stephen has been advised by counsel not to go into any of the details of the disturbing allegations against him -- which is a shame, because they're pretty arousing.
10/10/2006
01:44

Sign Off - Mrs. Colbert
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In Stephen's book, every person in the country is Miss America. No, better -- Mrs. Colbert.
10/10/2006
04:46

Stephen R.A.P.S. - Gender Issues
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Stephen heads out into the audience to take on a few tough questions about gender, which he doesn't see.
10/10/2006
04:14

Tek Jansen - Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius
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Tek Jansen is dispatched by Senator Depaaa to Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius to rendezvous with the Hgbwian envoy, and now must park his space cruiser.
10/11/2006
05:18

Green Screen - George Lucas
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Witness the groundbreaking meeting between Stephen and Jar Jar Binks!
10/11/2006
02:53

Green Screen Challenge - The Winner
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Green Screen Challenge entries are graded according to 58 criteria including originality and poise. Can Bonnie R. post a perfect score to beat George L.'s near-perfect 39.9?
10/11/2006
00:36

Intro - 10/11/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E129

Google buys YouTube, a new Tek Jansen adventure is aired, and Stephen announces the winner of the Green Screen Challenge.
10/11/2006
01:01

Stephen Cashes In
The Colbert ReportS2 E129

Stephen estimates that the 2,600 videos of him on YouTube are about a third of the total -- so he's owed a third of the $1.65 billion from the site's sale to Google.
10/11/2006
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