The Colbert Report

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Season 2 E 127 • 10/09/2006

Can we do more to make schools safer than fire gay teachers?

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Intro - 10/5/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E126

Racial profiling continues in airports, a district is better known, and Amy Goodman decries corporate sponsorship of the media.
10/05/2006
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01:48

Starbucks Price Hike
The Colbert ReportS2 E126

Starbucks' nickel-per-cup price hike doesn't seem like much, but spread over 161 shows it'll cost Stephen a whopping eight bucks.
10/05/2006
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Amy Goodman
The Colbert ReportS2 E126

Stephen has heard that liberal radio and TV host Amy Goodman is a real firebrand, so he wants her to bring it.
10/05/2006
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Better Know a District - Florida's 16th - Mark Foley
The Colbert ReportS2 E126

Stephen better knows Florida's 16th district: famous for hurricanes, jai alai, the Burt Reynolds museum and Representative Mark Foley.
10/05/2006
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Maz Jobrani
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After a security check, Stephen welcomes actor Maz Jobrani, who will no longer audition for the role of a terrorist.
10/05/2006
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Behavioral Profiling
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Security personnel have begun using behavioral profiling to identify suspicious individuals at airports. They won't say exactly what they're looking for, but Stephen will.
10/05/2006
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Stephen Greets Kim Jong-il
The Colbert ReportS2 E127

Stephen greets Kim Jong-il in Korean, which he's been learning since around 1:36 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time.
10/09/2006
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Randy Newman
The Colbert ReportS2 E127

Randy Newman wonders whether he's at the McCarthy hearings -- and rolls over on George Clooney.
10/09/2006
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Sport Report - Saginaw Spirit 3-0 with Steagle Colbeagle
The Colbert ReportS2 E127

Over the weekend, the Yankees were knocked out of the playoffs and T.O. returned to Philly, so let's start with Junior League Hockey.
10/09/2006
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The Word - Safety
The Colbert ReportS2 E127

Stephen agrees with Wisconsin State Assemblyman Frank Lasse that the only way to keep guns out of the classroom is to put guns in the classroom.
10/09/2006
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Intro - 10/9/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E127

Making schools safer, North Korea's nuclear bomb test, an interview with Randy Newman, and why Stephen is like Wonder Woman.
10/09/2006
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Ariel Levy
The Colbert ReportS2 E128

Ariel Levy thinks women who imitate porn stars are far from any sort of authentic sexual liberation. Stephen thinks she sounds like a Muslim fundamentalist.
10/10/2006
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Jane Fonda and Gloria Steinem
The Colbert ReportS2 E128

The sparks fly when Stephen heads to the kitchen with Gloria Steinem and Jane Fonda in a "Kiss the Cook" apron, and the phrase "Ice cream three-way" is coined.
10/10/2006
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A Salute to the American Lady
The Colbert ReportS2 E128

Stephen has been advised by counsel not to go into any of the details of the disturbing allegations against him -- which is a shame, because they're pretty arousing.
10/10/2006
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Sign Off - Mrs. Colbert
The Colbert ReportS2 E128

In Stephen's book, every person in the country is Miss America. No, better -- Mrs. Colbert.
10/10/2006
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Stephen R.A.P.S. - Gender Issues
The Colbert ReportS2 E128

Stephen heads out into the audience to take on a few tough questions about gender, which he doesn't see.
10/10/2006
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Tek Jansen - Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius
The Colbert ReportS2 E129

Tek Jansen is dispatched by Senator Depaaa to Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius to rendezvous with the Hgbwian envoy, and now must park his space cruiser.
10/11/2006
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Green Screen - George Lucas
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Witness the groundbreaking meeting between Stephen and Jar Jar Binks!
10/11/2006
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Green Screen Challenge - The Winner
The Colbert ReportS2 E129

Green Screen Challenge entries are graded according to 58 criteria including originality and poise. Can Bonnie R. post a perfect score to beat George L.'s near-perfect 39.9?
10/11/2006
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Intro - 10/11/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E129

Google buys YouTube, a new Tek Jansen adventure is aired, and Stephen announces the winner of the Green Screen Challenge.
10/11/2006
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Stephen Cashes In
The Colbert ReportS2 E129

Stephen estimates that the 2,600 videos of him on YouTube are about a third of the total -- so he's owed a third of the $1.65 billion from the site's sale to Google.
10/11/2006
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