At Midnight with Chris Hardwick

#HashtagWars - #MakeAQuoteDirty

Season 3 • 05/10/2016

The comedians write filthy versions of well-known quotes in honor of George Carlin.

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02:13

#HashtagWars - #LesserKnownHolidays
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Tom Lennon, Nikki Glaser and Ron Funches put their party hats on and celebrate holidays that aren't as popular as the ones we know best.
05/04/2016
02:16

A Pricasso Original - Like the Mad Hatter Just Got Done F**king Lisa Frank
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Chris receives a very special portrait by an unclothed artist who used an eccentric tool to paint it.
05/04/2016
05:36

Extended - Pizza S**t - Classic Hollywood Pizza Thriller - Uncensored
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After watching bizarre, low-budget pizza commercials, Jesse Joyce, Marcella Arguello and Damien Lemon answer questions about the local restaurants behind the ads.
05/05/2016
01:30

Extended - #HashtagWars - #MillennialBooks - Uncensored
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Jesse Joyce, Damien Lemon and Marcella Arguello rewrite popular book titles for millennial readers.
05/05/2016
01:09

Extended - Panderdome - Special Edition Cruz Control
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Ted Cruz is having a rough week, and Jesse Joyce, Marcella Arguello and Damien Lemon guess the details of the Texas senator's latest gaffe.
05/05/2016
01:47

Where Wet Dreams Come True - ErotikaLand
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Kate Micucci, Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld imagine the rides and attractions thrill-seekers can expect to see at Brazil's adults-only theme park.
05/09/2016
01:43

Corn on the Drill - The Top of Cornhub
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A man on the Internet found a way to eat corn with a drill, and Kate Micucci, Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld guess the outcome of one girl's attempt to re-create the stunt.
05/09/2016
01:24

#HashtagWars - #MomSongs
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In celebration of Mother's Day, Kate Micucci, Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld make up maternal versions of hit songs.
05/09/2016
01:06

Netflix and Chinchilla - A Fan's Urgent Request
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Hari Kondabolu, James Adomian and Marc Maron help a fan on Twitter name her three newborn chinchillas.
05/10/2016
01:04

Marc Maron Predicts the Next Big Internet Meme
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A corn-hating wombat is about to become the next Internet star, if Marc Maron is to be believed.
05/10/2016
01:33

#HashtagWars - #MakeAQuoteDirty
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Inspired by the late George Carlin's "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television," James Adomian, Hari Kondabolu and Marc Maron put a foulmouthed twist on famous quotes.
05/10/2016
01:50

#HashtagWars - #PromIn3Words
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To usher in the start of prom season, Riki Lindhome, Jen Kirkman and Rory Scovel sum up the awkward high school formal in just three words.
05/11/2016
01:09

New Instagram - It Is, Like, the Uglassest
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Instagram users are up in arms over the site's new logo, so Riki Lindhome, Jen Kirkman and Rory Scovel come up with better designs.
05/11/2016
03:55

Beauty and the BuzzFeed - Chris Christie in Ursula Cosplay
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Riki Lindhome, Jen Kirkman and Rory Scovel answer questions about Disney heroines based on revised drawings made by creative Internet users.
05/11/2016
01:29

Extended - Overheard in Vegas - Cornucopia of Bonkers Gems - Uncensored
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Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar and Jon Dore eavesdrop on ridiculous conversations in Las Vegas.
05/12/2016
01:47

Extended - #HashtagWars - #ElderlySciFi
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Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar and Jon Dore create older, wiser versions of science fiction classics.
05/12/2016
02:14

Extended- New Emojis - Professional Women in the Workplace
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Google's forthcoming emoji designs feature professional women, and Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar and Jon Dore attempt to use one in a text.
05/12/2016
02:04

Have It Norway - Burger King's Huge Cultural Strides
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Brandon Johnson, Sinbad and Mosher Kasher name services customers can find at Finland's new Burger King spa.
05/16/2016
02:04

#HashtagWars - #MakeASongWhiter
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Brandon Johnson, Sinbad and Moshe Kasher make up new versions of well-known songs for the pasty set.
05/16/2016
01:58

The Star of the Queen's Birthday Celebration - She Thinks in an American Accent
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Sinbad and Moshe Kasher speculate upon Queen Elizabeth II's reaction to seeing an adorable pony performing at her 90th birthday party.
05/16/2016
01:55

Chris Takes on Porn-Loving Politicians
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Virginia Congressional candidate Mike Webb forgets to close the porn tabs on his browser before posting a screenshot of his desktop.
05/17/2016
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