@midnight with Chris Hardwick

#HashtagWars - #MakeAQuoteDirty

Season 3 E 106 • 05/10/2016

The comedians write filthy versions of well-known quotes in honor of George Carlin.

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@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E103
A Pricasso Original - Like the Mad Hatter Just Got Done F**king Lisa Frank

Chris receives a very special portrait by an unclothed artist who used an eccentric tool to paint it.
05/04/2016
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@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E104
Extended - The Midnight Spoil: Civil War - Superheroes Beat the S**t Out of Each Other - Uncensored

In honor of the release of "Captain America: Civil War," Jesse Joyce, Damien Lemon and Marcella Arguello divulge some surprising spoilers.
05/05/2016
05:36

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E104
Extended - Pizza S**t - Classic Hollywood Pizza Thriller - Uncensored

After watching bizarre, low-budget pizza commercials, Jesse Joyce, Marcella Arguello and Damien Lemon answer questions about the local restaurants behind the ads.
05/05/2016
01:30

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E104
Extended - #HashtagWars - #MillennialBooks - Uncensored

Jesse Joyce, Damien Lemon and Marcella Arguello rewrite popular book titles for millennial readers.
05/05/2016
01:09

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E104
Extended - Panderdome - Special Edition Cruz Control

Ted Cruz is having a rough week, and Jesse Joyce, Marcella Arguello and Damien Lemon guess the details of the Texas senator's latest gaffe.
05/05/2016
01:47

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E105
Where Wet Dreams Come True - ErotikaLand

Kate Micucci, Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld imagine the rides and attractions thrill-seekers can expect to see at Brazil's adults-only theme park.
05/09/2016
01:43

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E105
Corn on the Drill - The Top of Cornhub

A man on the Internet found a way to eat corn with a drill, and Kate Micucci, Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld guess the outcome of one girl's attempt to re-create the stunt.
05/09/2016
01:24

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E105
#HashtagWars - #MomSongs

In celebration of Mother's Day, Kate Micucci, Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld make up maternal versions of hit songs.
05/09/2016
01:06

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E106
Netflix and Chinchilla - A Fan's Urgent Request

Hari Kondabolu, James Adomian and Marc Maron help a fan on Twitter name her three newborn chinchillas.
05/10/2016
01:04

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E106
Marc Maron Predicts the Next Big Internet Meme

A corn-hating wombat is about to become the next Internet star, if Marc Maron is to be believed.
05/10/2016
01:33

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E106
#HashtagWars - #MakeAQuoteDirty

Inspired by the late George Carlin's "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television," James Adomian, Hari Kondabolu and Marc Maron put a foulmouthed twist on famous quotes.
05/10/2016
01:50

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E107
#HashtagWars - #PromIn3Words

To usher in the start of prom season, Riki Lindhome, Jen Kirkman and Rory Scovel sum up the awkward high school formal in just three words.
05/11/2016
01:09

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E107
New Instagram - It Is, Like, the Uglassest

Instagram users are up in arms over the site's new logo, so Riki Lindhome, Jen Kirkman and Rory Scovel come up with better designs.
05/11/2016
03:55

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E107
Beauty and the BuzzFeed - Chris Christie in Ursula Cosplay

Riki Lindhome, Jen Kirkman and Rory Scovel answer questions about Disney heroines based on revised drawings made by creative Internet users.
05/11/2016
01:29

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E108
Extended - Overheard in Vegas - Cornucopia of Bonkers Gems - Uncensored

Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar and Jon Dore eavesdrop on ridiculous conversations in Las Vegas.
05/12/2016
01:47

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E108
Extended - #HashtagWars - #ElderlySciFi

Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar and Jon Dore create older, wiser versions of science fiction classics.
05/12/2016
02:14

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E108
Extended- New Emojis - Professional Women in the Workplace

Google's forthcoming emoji designs feature professional women, and Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar and Jon Dore attempt to use one in a text.
05/12/2016
02:04

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E109
Have It Norway - Burger King's Huge Cultural Strides

Brandon Johnson, Sinbad and Mosher Kasher name services customers can find at Finland's new Burger King spa.
05/16/2016
02:04

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E109
#HashtagWars - #MakeASongWhiter

Brandon Johnson, Sinbad and Moshe Kasher make up new versions of well-known songs for the pasty set.
05/16/2016
01:58

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E109
The Star of the Queen's Birthday Celebration - She Thinks in an American Accent

Sinbad and Moshe Kasher speculate upon Queen Elizabeth II's reaction to seeing an adorable pony performing at her 90th birthday party.
05/16/2016
01:55

@midnight with Chris HardwickS3 E110
Chris Takes on Porn-Loving Politicians

Virginia Congressional candidate Mike Webb forgets to close the porn tabs on his browser before posting a screenshot of his desktop.
05/17/2016
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