The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Merry Christmas
Season 8 • 12/12/2011
Stephen signs off with a Christmas wish.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jack Abramoff
Jack Abramoff describes the controversial activities he engaged in as a Washington lobbyist and discusses the corrupting influence of campaign contributions.
The Colbert ReportS8 Cheating Death - Chicken Pox Lollipops & Fecal Transplants
Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria.
The Colbert ReportS8 Rick Perry's Pro-Christmas Ad
Rick Perry thinks there's something wrong with America when gays can openly serve in the military but kids can't openly celebrate Christmas.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 12/8/11
An alternative to vaccines emerges, Rick Perry unveils another campaign ad, and notorious lobbyist Jack Abramoff's book examines Washington corruption.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tip/Wag - Liberal Dictionary & Newt Gingrich Alert
The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid.
The Colbert ReportS8 Norway's Butter Shortage
Due to a high-fat low-carb diet craze, Norway has no butter and no hope of rebuilding its butter reserves.
The Colbert ReportS8 Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson explores Martin Luther King Jr.'s tremendous personal sacrifice and the pressures and dangers he dealt with on a daily basis.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 12/12/11
The dictionary might have a liberal bias, an international food crisis arises, and Samuel L. Jackson plays Martin Luther King Jr. on Broadway.
The Colbert ReportS8 Christmas Cram
Stephen decks The Colbert Report studio with a full Advent's worth of cheer.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Merry Christmas
Stephen wishes everyone a Merry Christmas.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mark Whitaker
Managing Editor of CNN Worldwide Mark Whitaker discusses growing up in a biracial family at a time when interracial marriage was illegal in most states.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 12/13/11
The Occupy movement faces another challenge, Stephen gets caught in a plagiarism scandal, and Mark Whitaker discusses his journalistic career.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Let Them Buy Cake
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker implements a bold new policy requiring protesters to pay for the right to protest.
The Colbert ReportS8 Anderson Cooper's Phallus Party Accusation
Anderson Cooper nails Stephen for covering old news, so Stephen breaks a shocking story Anderson Cooper doesn't want you to know about.
The Colbert ReportS8 Trump's Cancellation & Stephen's South Carolina Serious, Classy Re-Announcement
To honor the memory of Donald Trump mattering, Stephen re-announces Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen Colbert's Big Gay Roundup - Military Bestiality & Homosexual Penguins
An early version of the Defense Appropriations bill repeals the rule banning bestiality in the military, and the Toronto Zoo's gay penguins turn straight.
The Colbert ReportS8 TV Hat
TV Hat lets you focus on what matters most by blocking out unnecessary distractions -- like your spouse.
The Colbert ReportS8 Ray Odierno
General Ray Odierno enumerates the reasons why America's employers should hire homecoming Iraq war veterans.
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