The Colbert Report
The Word - Bohemian Grove
Season 5 • 06/17/2009
Stephen awaits Sonia Sotomayor's invitation to her women's-only club.
Teh-Runoff - Karim SadjadpourThe Colbert ReportS5
Karim Sadjadpour believes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sees his victory as a gift from God and Ayatollah Khomeini.
Intro - 6/16/09The Colbert ReportS5
According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.
Teh-RunoffThe Colbert ReportS5
Mir Hossein Mousavi could be the Martin Luther King of Iran -- or possibly the Vidal Sassoon.
Stephen's Positive Obama CoverageThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen proves he's fair and balanced by giving favorable news coverage of Barack Obama killing a fly.
Intro - 6/17/09The Colbert ReportS5
Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Silvio BerlusconiThe Colbert ReportS5
Silvio Berlusconi really shows his doggie bag by asking his wife to apologize for the negative media attention over his affair with an 18-year-old.
Murder in the White House - Fly Widow InterviewThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen interviews the wife and 93 children of the fly that President Obama killed.
Sign Off - Aloha, IdahoThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen likes to single out a state at the end of the show, so tonight he says aloha to Idaho.
Joshua Micah MarshallThe Colbert ReportS5
Joshua Micah Marshall describes the Talking Points Memo blog as a hybrid of collaborative reader reporting and traditional reporting.
The Word - Bohemian GroveThe Colbert ReportS5
A man has never asked to be considered for membership in Sonia Sotomayor's women's-only club -- until now.
ThreatDown - Uighurs & Donald H. CrosbyThe Colbert ReportS5
Uighurs should stop having so much fun, and Donald H. Crosby wants to know who the hell Stephen Colbert is.
Bears & Balls - Tobacco, Project Natal & Graveyard BidsThe Colbert ReportS5
President Obama outlaws flavored cigarettes, Microsoft introduces Project Natal, and a graveyard accepts bids.
Intro - 6/18/09The Colbert ReportS5
Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul Muldoon.
Paul MuldoonThe Colbert ReportS5
Paul Muldoon and Stephen recite "Tea" together to help it become the number one poem in America.
Sign Off - Law & Order PreviewThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen thanks Jeff Goldblum for stopping by and reveals a little preview of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."
Murder in the White House - Jeff GoldblumThe Colbert ReportS5
Jeff Goldblum demands an apology from Barack Obama for his brutal act of violence against a fly.
Sign Off - Stephen Suffers, TooThe Colbert ReportS5
Once the audience leaves, Stephen waits in the chair till the next show starts.
Intro - 6/22/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen suggests punching randomly until we find the enemy among us, and Simon Schama writes a history of the future of America.
The Smell of Freedom - Jeff GoldblumThe Colbert ReportS5
Jeff Goldblum stands up for Zicam because nobody can take away the sweet smell of freedom.
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