The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Tolerable Cruelty
Season 11 E 124 • 10/03/2006
In discussing new torture legislation, John McCain sounds like he's on the "Squirmy Mumbly Minivan."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E123Blame the Democrats
John Oliver explains that the Democrats are to blame for the Mark Foley sex scandal since they only just heard about it.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E123Headlines - Foley Erect
Mark Foley reacts to his sick actions three years later and speaks out against pedophiles.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E123Congressional Page
Samantha Bee explains that pages act as aphrodisiacs and interns perform the sexual exploits on Congressmen.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E123Moment of Zen - "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington"
A small boy mentions to James Stewart how easy it is to get something from a page in a scene from "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E123Daily/Colbert - Teleprompter Mess-up
The teleprompter guy messes up and accidentally gives Stephen Colbert Jon Stewart's overly complimentary line.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E12410 F#@king Years - Animals
The Daily Show looks back on 10 F#@king Years of close encounters with animals and the people who love, dance with, and sexually stimulate them.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E124Headlines - Congressman Mark Foley Checks into Rehab
What drove Congressman Mark Foley to engage in inappropriate online chatting with a sixteen-year-old? Alcohol.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E124Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller takes shots at fat people, Hugo Chavez, and the cast of "Lethal Weapon," explains Dick Cheney's strategy, and chooses which of Hannity or Colmes he'd sleep with.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E124Daily/Colbert - Moment of Zen - Medieval Times
Stephen Colbert introduces the Moment of Zen, a throwback to pre-habeas corpus days.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E124Oliver - Life Before Habeas Corpus
Arlen Spector commented that suspending Habeas Corpus would set civilization back to pre-Magna Carta days; John Oliver paints a picture of that world.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E124Headlines - Tolerable Cruelty
Although the President wasn't strapped to some sort of board and made to feel that he was about to drown, he and Congress still reached a compromise on torture legislation.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125Headlines - Paged Heat Pt. 3
The Republicans are blaming each other. If only they could find a way to blame who is really at fault: The Democrats.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125Daily/Colbert - J.D. Salinger
Stephen Colbert will have J.D. Salinger on his show tonight.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125Headlines - Paged Heat Pt. 1
Mark Foley is in trouble again, this time for masturbating to an online chat with a high school student.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125Ian Bremmer
Ian Bremmer says the state of the union is stable, even if his hand gesture says we're f**ked.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125Headlines - Paged Heat Pt. 2
The Mark Foley scandal leaves the Republican house flooded, apparently with jizzum.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125America: America's Fastest Growing Nation
Soon America's population will hit the 300 million mark; our demographics are changing because of immigration.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125Moment of Zen - Thomas R. Marshall with Pages
Thomas R. Marshall stands with a crowd of cheering senate pages.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E126David Rakoff
David Rakoff discusses his new book, "Don't Get Too Comfortable," and the grim lot of the Log Cabin Republicans.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E126Headlines - Operation: Just Clause
President Bush argues that the Iraq War will merely be a comma in the history books.
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