The Colbert Report

Intro - 3/8/07

Season 3 • 03/08/2007

It's been two days since the Scooter Libby verdict and the judge still hasn't apologized.

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Easter Under Attack - Bunny

Walnut Creek residents are debating over whether the Easter Bunny be changed to the Spring Bunny as to include all religions.
03/07/2007
07:31

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Michael Specter

New Yorker reporter Michael Specter explains how Vladimir Putin's critics have been mysteriously dying.
03/07/2007
04:04

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The Word - Don't

Stephen argues that "Don't ask, don't tell" works because it allows homosexuals to help fight in the war on terror.
03/07/2007
00:08

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Sign Off - Colbert Savings Time

Stephen explains an easy way to see another episode of the show.
03/07/2007
07:01

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Ted Koppel

Ted Koppel suggests that Stephen reconsider prancing around in front of the audience.
03/08/2007
03:27

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The Word - Comic Justice

There are times when Captain America has gone against the government in order to do what he feels is right, and this time it got him killed.
03/08/2007
00:30

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Exclusive - Better Know a District - Kentucky's 3rd - John Yarmuth Pt. 1

Stephen asks Representative John Yarmuth if he's had a Cleveland Steamer.
03/08/2007
06:17

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Better Know a District - Kentucky's 3rd - John Yarmuth

Representative John Yarmuth knows how to dispose of kittens if you don't have a shovel or a garbage can.
03/08/2007
02:09

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Jesus Libby

The similarities between Jesus and Scooter Libby are startling.
03/08/2007
00:58

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Exclusive - Better Know a District - Kentucky's 3rd - John Yarmuth Pt. 2

Representative John Yarmuth gives Stephen some golfing tips.
03/08/2007
00:29

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Intro - 3/8/07

Stephen wants the judge in the Scooter Libby trial to apologize, and he can't wait to see Ted Koppel in the tank for shark week.
03/08/2007
03:19

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Tip/Wag - U.S. Mint

Stephen wags his finger at the U.S. Mint and high school seniors and tips his hat to Duke University graduate John Cornwell.
03/12/2007
04:18

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The Word - Home Field Advantage

Stephen encourages countries like Congo and Sierra Leone to give America money first, so that we can one day help them solve their own problems.
03/12/2007
01:47

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Sign Off - Captain America Shield

Marvel Comics' Joe Quesada has bequeathed the shield of Captain America to the only man who has the red, white and blue balls to carry the mantle: Stephen Colbert.
03/12/2007
00:32

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Intro - 3/12/07

Bill Gates worries about American competitiveness, high school students get an F in religion and Stephen interviews New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof.
03/12/2007
03:19

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Newt Gingrich's Extramarital Affair

Newt Gingrich had the courage to lead the impeachment of Bill Clinton for his affair with Monica Lewinsky while having an affair of his own.
03/12/2007
06:25

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Nicholas Kristof

The New York Times columnist Nicolas Kristof complains that Americans aren't charitable enough, even though Stephen let him on his show.
03/12/2007
06:01

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Michael Eric Dyson

Michael Eric Dyson explains the difference between racism and bigotry and assures Stephen that he's probably got a few black relatives.
03/13/2007
02:19

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Willie Nelson's Cobbler

Upon discovering that Ben and Jerry's also named an ice cream after Willie Nelson, Stephen launches a campaign to expose Nelson for who he really is.
03/13/2007
03:53

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Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - 300

Pop culture is a threat to our youth, with the exception of the film "300".
03/13/2007
02:11

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Time Travel

Scientists claim that time travel is impossible; Stephen proves them wrong by traveling forward in time.
03/13/2007
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