The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Sure Bets
Season 7 • 12/12/2002
Pete Rose tries to get into the Hall of Fame.
Showdown: Iraq? - Anti-War CelebsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A and B -list celebrities alike come out in full force against the war in Iraq.
Moment of Zen - Happy Birthday Mr. PresidentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A Marilyn Monroe impersonator entertains Strom Thurmond on his 100th birthday.
The New Civil WarThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The audience boos Conan O'Brien for no apparent reason.
Headlines - Missile TowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The United States and North Korea are both very excited to give Yemen as many weapons as possible
Bridge Over Troubled WaterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Bridge player Disa Eythorsdottir takes her life and career into her own hands by refusing to acknowledge her drug problem.
Intro - Joe BachelorThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon has a hard time believing the latest bachelor reality show.
Moment of Zen - Jingle BellsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
President Bush doesn't know the words to "Jingle Bells."
Salted Fish FetishThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Rob Corddry swallowed Yemeni salted fish samples in a condom in order to smuggle them back to the United States for analysis.
Anna PaquinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon wants to know why Anna Paquin's life is so much better than his.
Back in Black - Holiday SeasonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
It's not every day you hear George Bush promote oil conservation.
Headlines - Sure BetsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Because of gambling and drug dealing, Jon won't be eligible to get into the Major League Hall of Fame.
Headlines - 60 MinutesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
While it was not covered, Al Gore actually announced his intention not to run on The Daily Show before he did so on 60 Minutes.
Ad Nauseam - Rich PeopleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Even in the worst economy in years, you can still buy happiness this holiday season -- if you're rich.
Chuck SchumerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon and Charles Schumer talk about the Senator's gym and how it may be the only place in the country that still has a medicine ball.
Headlines - Quit StormThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Henry Kissinger and Bernard Law both resigned from high profile posts this week.
Headlines - Transit StrikeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
In the face of a potential transit strike, Mayor Bloomberg recommends carpooling with strangers.
Jesus Saves?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Can you love Christ and love shopping at the same time?
Moment of Zen - Time For A BeerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
This Christmas, give the gift that keeps on giving.
Who My Neighbor?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Strom Thurmond was filibustering against civil rights legislation when Trent Lott was just a sizzle in his mama's nizzle.
Asimo KillThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Luckily, robots don't have emotions, because Jon Stewart thinks car selling robots are a f@#king idiotic idea.
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