The Colbert Report

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Season 2 E 123 • 10/02/2006

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The Colbert ReportS2 E122
Un-American News - Spain

Stephen looks at the un-American news from Spain, Japan and Ireland.
09/28/2006
07:07

The Colbert ReportS2 E122
Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa Claus, IN

Stephen looks for ways to reunite a town divided by Abraham Lincoln.
09/28/2006
05:01

The Colbert ReportS2 E122
Steve Wozniak

Steve Wozniak loves to cut his steak on airplanes with his business card.
09/28/2006
00:31

The Colbert ReportS2 E122
Intro - 9/28/06

Stephen decks the halls with rounds of ammo, surveys the foreign press, and asks what Steve Wozniak has to say to his uncle, the typewriter salesman.
09/28/2006
01:42

The Colbert ReportS2 E122
Jon Stewart Calls In

Stephen talks to Jon Stewart on the Days of Repentance hotline.
09/28/2006
01:19

The Colbert ReportS2 E123
Sign Off - Actual Apologies

Some atone phone callers are not sure what they did, but they're Jewish, so they must have done something.
10/02/2006
02:57

The Colbert ReportS2 E123
The Word - Copycat

Scientists are dangerous enough one at a time. Now they're organizing.
10/02/2006
03:54

The Colbert ReportS2 E123
Mark Foley

Denny Hastert is a former high school wrestling coach. What would he know about the sexual harassment of young boys?
10/02/2006
06:46

The Colbert ReportS2 E123
Michael Lewis

Stephen and Michael Lewis talk about privilege in America.
10/02/2006
04:52

The Colbert ReportS2 E123
ThreatDown - Saudi Arabia

The Iraqis are greeting us as liberators -- with improvised explosive celebrations.
10/02/2006
00:31

The Colbert ReportS2 E123
Intro - 10/2/06

Scientists band together to support political candidates, and author Michael Lewis talks about football.
10/02/2006
06:36

The Colbert ReportS2 E124
Andy Stern

Stephen speaks with union leader Andy Stern about insurance and the growing gap between the rich and the poor, and suggests robots as a plan for America's future.
10/03/2006
00:48

The Colbert ReportS2 E124
Sign Off - Retire the Jersey

After completing a perfect show, Stephen retires his Jersey and raises it to the rafters.
10/03/2006
04:18

The Colbert ReportS2 E124
Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle - Mascot

After Stephen's viewers vote-bombed their website, the Saginaw Spirit named their mascot Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle, and then enjoyed a victory.
10/03/2006
02:37

The Colbert ReportS2 E124
Lucifer

Stephen looks at some of Hillary Clinton's stances and compares them to the views of Lucifer.
10/03/2006
00:29

The Colbert ReportS2 E124
Intro - 10/3/06

Bush gets advice from Kissinger on the war in Iraq, Stephen comes up with a reason to watch hockey and then avoids paying his guest Andy Stern overtime.
10/03/2006
02:57

The Colbert ReportS2 E124
The Word - Experience

The best way to come up with the best exit strategy is to get the super group of the Nixon administration back together.
10/03/2006
02:21

The Colbert ReportS2 E124
Drunk Dialing

Republicans have some good reasons to drink, and when one drinks, one tends to forget things.
10/03/2006
01:28

The Colbert ReportS2 E125
$20 Million Victory Party

Congress approved $20 million to pay for a day-long party in Washington celebrating victory in Afghanistan and Iraq. Regrettably, that money wasn't spent.
10/04/2006
03:11

The Colbert ReportS2 E125
Mark Foley the RINO

Stephen knows that Representative Mark Foley isn't a Republican, he's a RINO -- and by that he doesn't mean horny.
10/04/2006
06:48

The Colbert ReportS2 E125
Byron Dorgan

When Stephen found out Senator Byron Dorgan was coming he thought he'd do a North Dakota-themed show, until he couldn't think of anything else from North Dakota.
10/04/2006
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