The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/2/06
Season 2 E 123 • 10/02/2006
Elect whoever you want, nerds, you're still getting a swirlie.
Un-American News - SpainThe Colbert ReportS2 E122
Stephen looks at the un-American news from Spain, Japan and Ireland.
Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa Claus, INThe Colbert ReportS2 E122
Stephen looks for ways to reunite a town divided by Abraham Lincoln.
Steve WozniakThe Colbert ReportS2 E122
Steve Wozniak loves to cut his steak on airplanes with his business card.
Intro - 9/28/06The Colbert ReportS2 E122
Stephen decks the halls with rounds of ammo, surveys the foreign press, and asks what Steve Wozniak has to say to his uncle, the typewriter salesman.
Jon Stewart Calls InThe Colbert ReportS2 E122
Stephen talks to Jon Stewart on the Days of Repentance hotline.
Sign Off - Actual ApologiesThe Colbert ReportS2 E123
Some atone phone callers are not sure what they did, but they're Jewish, so they must have done something.
The Word - CopycatThe Colbert ReportS2 E123
Scientists are dangerous enough one at a time. Now they're organizing.
Mark FoleyThe Colbert ReportS2 E123
Denny Hastert is a former high school wrestling coach. What would he know about the sexual harassment of young boys?
Michael LewisThe Colbert ReportS2 E123
Stephen and Michael Lewis talk about privilege in America.
ThreatDown - Saudi ArabiaThe Colbert ReportS2 E123
The Iraqis are greeting us as liberators -- with improvised explosive celebrations.
Intro - 10/2/06The Colbert ReportS2 E123
Scientists band together to support political candidates, and author Michael Lewis talks about football.
Andy SternThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
Stephen speaks with union leader Andy Stern about insurance and the growing gap between the rich and the poor, and suggests robots as a plan for America's future.
Sign Off - Retire the JerseyThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
After completing a perfect show, Stephen retires his Jersey and raises it to the rafters.
Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle - MascotThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
After Stephen's viewers vote-bombed their website, the Saginaw Spirit named their mascot Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle, and then enjoyed a victory.
LuciferThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
Stephen looks at some of Hillary Clinton's stances and compares them to the views of Lucifer.
Intro - 10/3/06The Colbert ReportS2 E124
Bush gets advice from Kissinger on the war in Iraq, Stephen comes up with a reason to watch hockey and then avoids paying his guest Andy Stern overtime.
The Word - ExperienceThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
The best way to come up with the best exit strategy is to get the super group of the Nixon administration back together.
Drunk DialingThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
Republicans have some good reasons to drink, and when one drinks, one tends to forget things.
$20 Million Victory PartyThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
Congress approved $20 million to pay for a day-long party in Washington celebrating victory in Afghanistan and Iraq. Regrettably, that money wasn't spent.
Mark Foley the RINOThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
Stephen knows that Representative Mark Foley isn't a Republican, he's a RINO -- and by that he doesn't mean horny.
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