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Formidable Opponent - Peanuts
Season 3 • 05/16/2007
Stephen debates with himself about hopeful hero, Charlie Brown.
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02:04
The Colbert Report
S3
Pasadena, India
Stephen reports on the demise of the mainstream media with a story about two reporters in India who are covering local Pasadena news.
05/15/2007
02:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Bonus Wag - Bush Graphic
Stephen gives a bonus wag to CNN International for airing a "Bush Resigns" graphic when they meant Tony Blair. He then shows us exactly how much time Bush has left in office.
05/15/2007
00:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/15/07
A college student objects to watching "An Inconvenient Truth," Stephen sees things in Wolf Blitzer's beard and Walter Isaacson joins Stephen to talk Einstein.
05/15/2007
01:16
The Colbert Report
S3
R.I.P. Ted Maiman
Stephen pays tribute to Dr. Ted Maiman, the inventor of the first working laser. He honors him by letting him know that his ray of light was a true ray of light.
05/15/2007
01:50
The Colbert Report
S3
McNulty Guilty
Stephen is so excited to announce that Deputy Attorney General Paul J. McNulty has resigned, he draws a Fu Manchu on his face.
05/15/2007
00:12
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Name of City Here
Stephen says goodnight to name of city here.
05/16/2007
06:50
The Colbert Report
S3
Howard Dean
Stephen asks Howard Dean, hypothetically, which candidate would he support: Arack Bobama or Mallory Vinton?
05/16/2007
04:18
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Level Playing Field
Like Rudy Giuliani, Paralympic sprinter Oscar Pistorius is simply turning a misfortune into an advantage.
05/16/2007
00:28
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/16/07
Stephen asks if athletes with prosthetics should compete in the Olympics, how much time we should give the surge in Iraq, and how Howard Dean rigged the midterm elections.
05/16/2007
03:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Second Republican Debate
Republican presidential candidates --you can say you're pro-torture all you want, but actions scream louder than words.
05/16/2007
03:59
The Colbert Report
S3
Formidable Opponent - Peanuts
President Bush is the Lucy in Chief and we have to trust his handling of the Iraq ball. Don't do it, Charlie Brown!
05/16/2007
04:19
The Colbert Report
S3
The Hammer Is Here!
Stephen gets fired up for his interview with Tom DeLay, and Greenpeace rebuilds Noah's ark.
05/17/2007
06:51
The Colbert Report
S3
Tom DeLay
Stephen asks Tom DeLay, author of "No Retreat, No Surrender," how to get rid of this country's Democrat infestation.
05/17/2007
00:06
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Rafters
Stephen lets Texas' 22nd district soar again.
05/17/2007
06:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Randy Kearse
Stephen asks Randy Kearse, author of "Changin' Your Game Plan," if he has any advice for a certain former majority leader.
05/17/2007
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The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/17/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay and learns the best way to use your time in prison.
05/17/2007
01:41
The Colbert Report
S3
Baby Gun Permit
A child should be at least 18 months old before he can own a gun.
05/17/2007
05:46
The Colbert Report
S3
Jared Diamond
Jared Diamond explains how a conflagration of agriculture and resources helped Eurasians conquer the world.
05/21/2007
05:21
The Colbert Report
S3
Cheating Death - Internal Decapitation
Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA dispenses the health advice, mostly focusing around substitutes for Vaxadrin.
05/21/2007
03:41
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - His Way
Stephen compares Paul Wolfowitz's exit from the World Bank to his own exit from The Daily Show.
05/21/2007
02:20
The Colbert Report
S3
Presidential Fraternity
Stephen takes issue with Jimmy Carter for apparently growing a pair and criticizing the sitting president.
05/21/2007
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