The Colbert Report

Formidable Opponent - Peanuts

Season 3 • 05/16/2007

Stephen debates with himself about hopeful hero, Charlie Brown.

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Pasadena, India

Stephen reports on the demise of the mainstream media with a story about two reporters in India who are covering local Pasadena news.
05/15/2007
02:29

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Bonus Wag - Bush Graphic

Stephen gives a bonus wag to CNN International for airing a "Bush Resigns" graphic when they meant Tony Blair. He then shows us exactly how much time Bush has left in office.
05/15/2007
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Intro - 5/15/07

A college student objects to watching "An Inconvenient Truth," Stephen sees things in Wolf Blitzer's beard and Walter Isaacson joins Stephen to talk Einstein.
05/15/2007
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R.I.P. Ted Maiman

Stephen pays tribute to Dr. Ted Maiman, the inventor of the first working laser. He honors him by letting him know that his ray of light was a true ray of light.
05/15/2007
01:50

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McNulty Guilty

Stephen is so excited to announce that Deputy Attorney General Paul J. McNulty has resigned, he draws a Fu Manchu on his face.
05/15/2007
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Sign Off - Name of City Here

Stephen says goodnight to name of city here.
05/16/2007
06:50

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Howard Dean

Stephen asks Howard Dean, hypothetically, which candidate would he support: Arack Bobama or Mallory Vinton?
05/16/2007
04:18

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The Word - Level Playing Field

Like Rudy Giuliani, Paralympic sprinter Oscar Pistorius is simply turning a misfortune into an advantage.
05/16/2007
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Intro - 5/16/07

Stephen asks if athletes with prosthetics should compete in the Olympics, how much time we should give the surge in Iraq, and how Howard Dean rigged the midterm elections.
05/16/2007
03:33

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Second Republican Debate

Republican presidential candidates --you can say you're pro-torture all you want, but actions scream louder than words.
05/16/2007
03:59

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Formidable Opponent - Peanuts

President Bush is the Lucy in Chief and we have to trust his handling of the Iraq ball. Don't do it, Charlie Brown!
05/16/2007
04:19

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The Hammer Is Here!

Stephen gets fired up for his interview with Tom DeLay, and Greenpeace rebuilds Noah's ark.
05/17/2007
06:51

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Tom DeLay

Stephen asks Tom DeLay, author of "No Retreat, No Surrender," how to get rid of this country's Democrat infestation.
05/17/2007
00:06

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Sign Off - Rafters

Stephen lets Texas' 22nd district soar again.
05/17/2007
06:35

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Randy Kearse

Stephen asks Randy Kearse, author of "Changin' Your Game Plan," if he has any advice for a certain former majority leader.
05/17/2007
00:31

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Intro - 5/17/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay and learns the best way to use your time in prison.
05/17/2007
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Baby Gun Permit

A child should be at least 18 months old before he can own a gun.
05/17/2007
05:46

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Jared Diamond

Jared Diamond explains how a conflagration of agriculture and resources helped Eurasians conquer the world.
05/21/2007
05:21

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Cheating Death - Internal Decapitation

Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA dispenses the health advice, mostly focusing around substitutes for Vaxadrin.
05/21/2007
03:41

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The Word - His Way

Stephen compares Paul Wolfowitz's exit from the World Bank to his own exit from The Daily Show.
05/21/2007
02:20

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Presidential Fraternity

Stephen takes issue with Jimmy Carter for apparently growing a pair and criticizing the sitting president.
05/21/2007
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