The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Two Weeks Off & Dry Roasted Peanuts
Season 8 • 05/10/2012
Stephen wishes everyone a great May, with a nibble and wink.
Jon McNaughton's "Nation Under Socialism" ArtworkThe Colbert ReportS8
One of the hottest pop culture paintings portrays Barack Obama burning the Constitution, and Stephen explicates its complicated, multi-level message.
Anna WintourThe Colbert ReportS8
Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour discusses The Met's Costume Institute exhibit "Schiaparelli and Prada: Impossible Conversations."
Sign Off - "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" AudiobookThe Colbert ReportS8
Profits from "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" go to U.S. VETS, an organization that helps veterans reintegrate into civilian life.
Barack Obama vs. North Carolina on Gay MarriageThe Colbert ReportS8
Barack Obama becomes the first sitting president to push the rainbow button and launch gay-mageddon, but North Carolina strikes down marriage equality.
Wisconsin's Fake DemocratsThe Colbert ReportS8
Wisconsin Republicans force primaries by running as Democrats, which is like calling a timeout in football, dressed up as the other team's coach.
Francis CollinsThe Colbert ReportS8
Dr. Francis Collins talks about America's weight problem, evolution and the holistic way to confront obesity.
Barack Obama's Gay BlasphemyThe Colbert ReportS8
God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate.
ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko MonkeysThe Colbert ReportS8
Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison.
Mother's Day Shout OutThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen gives a shout out to America's moms -- especially his.
Intro - 5/10/12The Colbert ReportS8
Innovations change crime fighting, Wisconsin braves government turmoil, and Dr. Francis Collins explores HBO's obesity documentary.
Sign Off - Two Weeks Off & Dry Roasted PeanutsThe Colbert ReportS8
The Report is off for the next two weeks, and Stephen snacks on peanuts.
Donald Trump's Creative Truth & Mitt Romney's Poll NumbersThe Colbert ReportS8
Donald Trump reveals Barack Obama's birthplace, and Mitt Romney must win over America's Sasquatch hunters and alien abductees.
Intro - 5/29/12The Colbert ReportS8
Donald Trump makes a contentious claim, Egypt kicks off its presidential elections, and Charlize Theron discusses her film "Snow White and the Huntsman."
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Awards & Maxim's Hot 100The Colbert ReportS8
The Peabody Awards are two-thirds of the way to fully recognizing Stephen's greatness, and Maxim names Stephen one of the hottest women in the world.
Charlize TheronThe Colbert ReportS8
Actress Charlize Theron discusses fairy tales, beauty, and Stephen's prizewinning switch from handsome man to hot woman.
Intro - 5/30/12The Colbert ReportS8
The U.N. makes a shocking announcement, Alan Alda gives scientists an easy task, and Facebook stock continues to fall.
Mexico's Drug & Potato Chip WarsThe Colbert ReportS8
Mexico's Knights Templar cartel sets fire to PepsiCo warehouses, making enemies of the most powerful American names in chip trafficking.
Alan AldaThe Colbert ReportS8
Actor Alan Alda discusses good business models, the World Science Festival and his international Flame Challenge.
Sign Off - Stephen's MatchboxThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen strikes a match and inspects the flame.
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