The Colbert Report

Stephen Settles the Debate - Science vs. Faith

Season 1 • 11/28/2005

Stephen settles the debate between science and faith.

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Intro - 11/28/05
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Stephen questions U.S. presence in Iraq, interviews quantum physicist Brian Greene, settles the debate between science and religion and reports on holiday shopping.
11/28/2005
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Sign Off - Check Your Local Listings
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11/28/2005
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Brian Greene
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By saying that science has more validity than a feeling, Brian Greene is implying that Stephen Colbert descended from a monkey.
11/28/2005
04:34

Stephen Settles the Debate - Science vs. Faith
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Due to a miraculous coin toss, faith wins the debate against science.
11/28/2005
02:17

The Word - Never
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We need to send more troops into Iraq in order to get the job done, so that we can pull the troops out, which we will never do.
11/28/2005
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Better Know a District - California's 50th - Randy "Duke" Cunningham
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Stephen blames California's 50th district for Randy "Duke" Cunningham having to resign over bribery charges.
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Richard Preston
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Stephen wants Richard Preston to scare the pants off of him.
11/29/2005
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The Word - Confidence
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We have enough confidence to let our government operate without having any confidence in it.
11/29/2005
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Was It Really That Bad? - Black Death
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The Black Death didn't just make more dead people, it also made less competition for those few live people.
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Intro - 11/29/05
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On tap: the failed Canadian government, the bubonic plague and Richard Preston -- with any luck, he'll bring an Ebola monkey.
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The "Duke's" Things
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Stephen looks at everything Randy "Duke" Cunningham must now say goodbye to.
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Katrina vanden Heuvel
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Katrina vanden Heuvel is a proud liberal who is considered mainstream on her stances in ending the war in Iraq and on national health care.
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The Word - Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay
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Pope Benedict decrees that men who have not had homosexual encounters for three years have only "transitory" homosexual tendencies and still qualify to be priests.
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Fract - Nobody Messes with House
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The actor who plays "House, M.D." is British, but he plays an American.
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