The Colbert Report

Stephen Settles the Debate - Science vs. Faith

Season 1 • 11/28/2005

Stephen settles the debate between science and faith.

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Stephen questions U.S. presence in Iraq, interviews quantum physicist Brian Greene, settles the debate between science and religion and reports on holiday shopping.
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Brian Greene

By saying that science has more validity than a feeling, Brian Greene is implying that Stephen Colbert descended from a monkey.
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Stephen Settles the Debate - Science vs. Faith

Due to a miraculous coin toss, faith wins the debate against science.
11/28/2005
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The Word - Never

We need to send more troops into Iraq in order to get the job done, so that we can pull the troops out, which we will never do.
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Better Know a District - California's 50th - Randy "Duke" Cunningham

Stephen blames California's 50th district for Randy "Duke" Cunningham having to resign over bribery charges.
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Stephen wants Richard Preston to scare the pants off of him.
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The Word - Confidence

We have enough confidence to let our government operate without having any confidence in it.
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Stephen looks at everything Randy "Duke" Cunningham must now say goodbye to.
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Pope Benedict decrees that men who have not had homosexual encounters for three years have only "transitory" homosexual tendencies and still qualify to be priests.
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