The Colbert Report
Kicking the Habit
Season 3 • 09/10/2007
Stephen advises Minnesota not to throw the book at Larry Craig.
Intro - 8/23/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen takes a look back at Dick Cheney's role in the Iraq war and opens up about his broken wrist.
Cheney's Pre-Emptive StrikeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen reminds us of when Dick Cheney launched a pre-emptive strike -- on doubt.
The Auction Begins!The Colbert ReportS3
The auction for Stephen's cast begins at colbertnation.com.
Thomas RicksThe Colbert ReportS3
Thomas Ricks, author of "Fiasco," discusses the significance of Dick Cheney's 2002 speech, one that Stephen wishes he would make again.
Wrist Cast SignatoriesThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen's cast is a veritable who's who of who would take Stephen's call.
Bjorn LomborgThe Colbert ReportS3
Bjorn Lomborg says that global warming isn't as catastrophic as people say while Stephen says it's not a problem at all.
The Word - Honor-BoundThe Colbert ReportS3
The mere fact that Mike Huckabee mentions the word 'honor' in his debates means that it is true.
Intro - 9/10/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen permits his viewers to wear red, white and blue after Labor Day.
Cast AuctionThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen recaps the whirlwind journey he took in getting his cast signed.
Kicking the HabitThe Colbert ReportS3
Two weeks of rehab causes Stephen to miss the whole Larry Craig scandal.
Garrison KeillorThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen enlists Garrison Keillor's help for a folksy commercial for his own Formula 401.
The Word - SouthsourcingThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen likes the idea of hiring legal Mexicans to do the work that illegal Mexicans do now.
Intro - 9/11/07The Colbert ReportS3
With Garrison Keillor's impending arrival, Stephen sends out a warning to those allergic to folksiness.
Katie Bruggeman - ExclusiveThe Colbert ReportS3
The ex-girlfriend of the cop that arrested Larry Craig tells all about her former paramour's preschool tendencies.
Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - The KickoffThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen kicks off the most comprehensive election coverage possible, half an hour a night, four nights a week.
General Betray UsThe Colbert ReportS3
The New York Times does a shabby job of turning David Petraeus' name into a putdown, but Stephen is here to help.
Michael BloombergThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen interrupts New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg mid-speech to get him to sign his cast.
Klein's PenanceThe Colbert ReportS3
Schools Chancellor Joel Klein admits to cheating on his interview with Stephen.
Joel KleinThe Colbert ReportS3
New York City Schools Chancellor Joel Klein is willing to pay kids for good grades while Stephen is willing to pay kids to smoke and play video games.
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