The Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert's Big Gay Roundup - Military Bestiality & Homosexual Penguins

Season 8 • 12/14/2011

Conservatives worry that the defense bill opens the door for hot Navy SEAL on actual seal action.

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Mark Whitaker

Managing Editor of CNN Worldwide Mark Whitaker discusses growing up in a biracial family at a time when interracial marriage was illegal in most states.
12/13/2011
00:35

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Intro - 12/13/11

The Occupy movement faces another challenge, Stephen gets caught in a plagiarism scandal, and Mark Whitaker discusses his journalistic career.
12/13/2011
04:24

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The Word - Let Them Buy Cake

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker implements a bold new policy requiring protesters to pay for the right to protest.
12/13/2011
04:14

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Anderson Cooper's Phallus Party Accusation

Anderson Cooper nails Stephen for covering old news, so Stephen breaks a shocking story Anderson Cooper doesn't want you to know about.
12/13/2011
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
12/13/2011
04:54

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Trump's Cancellation & Stephen's South Carolina Serious, Classy Re-Announcement

To honor the memory of Donald Trump mattering, Stephen re-announces Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate.
12/13/2011
03:14

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TV Hat

TV Hat lets you focus on what matters most by blocking out unnecessary distractions -- like your spouse.
12/14/2011
06:00

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Ray Odierno

General Ray Odierno enumerates the reasons why America's employers should hire homecoming Iraq war veterans.
12/14/2011
02:16

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Christine O'Donnell's Endorsement

Christine O'Donnell likes that Mitt Romney's been consistent since he changed his mind.
12/14/2011
02:57

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Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Debate - Nat Geo Wild's Response

Ever since Donald Trump dropped out of his debate, there has been a giant ego-shaped hole in the Republican primaries, and Stephen intends to fill it with animals.
12/14/2011
05:01

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Stephen Colbert's Big Gay Roundup - Military Bestiality & Homosexual Penguins

An early version of the Defense Appropriations bill repeals the rule banning bestiality in the military, and the Toronto Zoo's gay penguins turn straight.
12/14/2011
01:21

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2011 Goodbye

2011 has been tough on everybody, but Stephen hopes The Colbert Report has brightened people's spirits.
12/15/2011
06:30

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Daniel Craig

Daniel Craig reveals his technique for staying sexy and arm-wrestles Stephen.
12/15/2011
05:45

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The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Department Store Cutbacks & Gun-Filled Christmas

Department stores stop offering free gift wrapping, Santa lowers kids' expectations, and Arizona families fight the war on Christmas, fully armed.
12/15/2011
03:19

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Fox News' Mitt Romney Photo Flub

After Fox News' Freudian slip, Megyn Kelly clarifies that Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are not the same person, philosophically or otherwise.
12/15/2011
03:53

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Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate - Network Battle

Nat Geo Wild pulls out its lion humping footage, and Animal Planet sends honeydew melons to get in on Stephen's debate.
12/15/2011
01:57

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Iowa Caucus - Caucus-Goer's Choice

A registered Republican Iowa voter weighs in on the GOP presidential candidates.
01/03/2012
02:57

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Kim Jong-il - In Memoriam

Stephen takes a fond look back at the life of the late North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il.
01/03/2012
06:07

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Bernie Sanders

Senator Bernie Sanders calls on Americans to support his proposed Saving American Democracy Amendment and help overturn the Supreme Court's Citizens United decision.
01/03/2012
06:50

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Iowa Caucus 2012

The Super Bowl of old Midwestern people sitting in folding chairs in a high school gym is upon us.
01/03/2012
02:53

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Iowa Caucus - Megyn Shelly's Prediction

The Colbert Report's official prognosticating snail meditates on the possible outcome of the 2012 Republican caucuses.
01/03/2012
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