The Colbert Report
Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe Dancing
Season 7 • 06/13/2011
FIFA faces a corruption scandal, and freestyle canoe dancing replaces the cancelled NFL season.
Mitt Romney Leads in Fox News PollThe Colbert ReportS7
Mitt Romney can't keep the cameraman's attention when he announces his presidential candidacy.
Shaquille O'Neal RetiresThe Colbert ReportS7
Shaquille O'Neal announces his retirement from professional basketball.
The Word - The Business EndThe Colbert ReportS7
Mitt Romney knows how to treat America's sick economy with his business experience.
Andrew Breitbart Reveals Weiner PhotoThe Colbert ReportS7
Opie and Anthony betray the sacred tradition of confidentiality between respected journalist and shock jock.
Tom RidgeThe Colbert ReportS7
Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security.
Henry Kissinger Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS7
Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old.
Henry Kissinger Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS7
Henry Kissinger and Stephen have a difference of opinion regarding the Cold War.
Anthony Weiner Gym PhotosThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen ensures that there won't be any more photos of a naked and/or turgid Anthony Weiner.
Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe DancingThe Colbert ReportS7
The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting.
Close SesameThe Colbert ReportS7
"Sesame Street" brainwashes kids by teaching them the importance of saving and self-control.
Janny ScottThe Colbert ReportS7
Janny Scott thinks the real story of Barack Obama's mother is far more interesting than the oversimplified version.
Intro - 6/14/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen names the GOP debate winner, examines "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.
Sign Off - MarshmallowsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen shoves marshmallows in his mouth.
Elephants in the RoomThe Colbert ReportS7
Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy at the second Republican debate, and Tim Pawlenty runs for Mitt Romney's vice president.
Iran Bans Necklaces and ShortsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen calls on his Iranian brothers to embrace the bedrock Western value of short shorts.
The Word - Shock the VoteThe Colbert ReportS7
There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare."
Kindergarten GOPThe Colbert ReportS7
The GOP brand is about as popular with kids as an episode of "60 Minutes" hosted by a tube of Sensodyne.
Intro - 6/15/11The Colbert ReportS7
Republicans hope to attract the youth vote, seniors face a shocking threat, and Keith Olbermann returns to television.
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