The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Ratz!

Season 10 E 52 • 04/19/2005

After some colored smoke confusion, the Catholic Church selects Pope Wonka V.

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03:45

Headlines - Pope-Secret
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115 Roman Catholic cardinals gather in the Sistine Chapel for a conclave to choose the next pope.
04/18/2005
01:01

Intro - Oprah
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Jon talks about the magical backstage at "The Oprah Winfrey Show."
04/18/2005
07:26

Robert Reich
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Robert Reich discusses his new book, "Reason," and explains why he thinks liberals will win the "battle for America."
04/18/2005
00:18

Moment of Zen - Papal Conclave
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A delegate at the papal conclave burns other delgates ballots.
04/18/2005
02:10

Papal Conclave
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Ed Helms reports live from the papal conclave and tests out his new conclave simulator.
04/18/2005
02:40

Eye On Breasts
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The FDA cures racklessness by reversing a 13-year ban on silicon breast implants
04/19/2005
06:05

Sarah Vowell
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Sarah Vowell comes on in support of her new book "Assassination Vacation," which details the assassination of calm James Garfield by doddering, homeless Charles Guiteau.
04/19/2005
05:40

Bee - Hall Of Same
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Samantha Bee examines town hall manipulation with strategist Frank Luntz before tackling the imposing task of making her own Asian-friendly town hall.
04/19/2005
00:58

Intro - 4/19/05
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Jon expresses surprise that the Catholic Church didn't select religious, conservative Joe Lieberman as their new pope, blaming the oversight on his old penis.
04/19/2005
00:16

Moment of Zen - Pope Smoke
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MSNBC pundits loudly confer over whether or not the smoke signaling the election of the new pope is black, white or a tire fire.
04/19/2005
03:36

Ratz!
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Although the major news networks are at first unable to tell black smoke from white, they are eventually able to report on the newly selected pope, Wonka V.
04/19/2005
04:36

Headlines - deLay Miserable
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Tom DeLay faces charges of corruption and his friendship with the president is questioned.
04/20/2005
05:54

Bad Snobs and Broomsticks
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Rob Corddry investigates a controversial student maid service on the Harvard campus.
04/20/2005
03:07

Dennis Miller Pt. 2
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Dennis Miller defends his stance on the Iraq war and mocks environmentalists worried about global warming.
04/20/2005
00:47

Preview - Week of 4/25/05
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Next week Ed Helms will explore the benefits of sheltering money in the spliff-friendly Cayman Islands.
04/20/2005
04:54

Dennis Miller Pt. 1
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Dennis Miller bashes the new pope and explains his "Boy on a Dolphin" gay test.
04/20/2005
00:14

Moment of Zen - Tom DeLay
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Protesters demonstrate against Tom DeLay as he pulls up in his limousine.
04/20/2005
00:32

Sistani Moptop
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Jon explains how author Reza Aslan's moptop haircut is being copied by other religious scholars, including Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani.
04/21/2005
02:03

Bolton In Trouble?
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Despite getting beat up by John Bolton, Rob Corddry defends his forceful style.
04/21/2005
01:13

Intro - 4/21/05
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Jon presents Paris Hilton's press release where she denounces her friendship with Nicole Richie.
04/21/2005
00:54

Great Moments In Punditry - Falwell On Hardball
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Chris Matthews grills Jerry Falwell on the specifics of when he decided to become heterosexual -- as reenacted by children.
04/21/2005
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