The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Not Winning Prizes

Season 2 • 06/22/2006

Stephen's goodnight won't win any prizes.

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00:11

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Sign Off - Insane Clown

Stephen will be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife in your dreams.
06/21/2006
00:39

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Intro - 6/21/06

Stephen explores the best thing about soccer, reports on a female Episcopal bishop, and talks to Bay Buchanan about his committee to get immigrants out of America.
06/21/2006
04:12

The Colbert ReportS2
World Cup Trash Talk - Alexi Lalas

Soccer star Alexi Lalas helps Stephen trash talk other teams in preparation for the World Cup.
06/21/2006
00:34

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 6/22/06

Stephen dismisses Stephen Hawking, interviews Colorado Congresswoman Diana DeGette, and determines what lessons from Hurricane Katrina we can ignore this hurricane season.
06/22/2006
01:40

The Colbert ReportS2
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Colorado's 1st - Diana DeGette

Stephen and Representative Diana DeGette discuss whether apples and oranges are both fruits.
06/22/2006
02:58

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Cut and Run

If humans must leave earth because it can no longer sustain life, Stephen will not flee -- he has an appointment with Jesus Christ.
06/22/2006
01:32

The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen's Fault

Stephen berated Ghana's soccer team on last night's show and they used their rage to defeat the U.S. and eliminate them from World Cup.
06/22/2006
06:17

The Colbert ReportS2
Better Know a District - Colorado's 1st - Diana DeGette

Stephen tries to get Congresswoman Diana DeGette to support a bill protecting the American elephant and to include his name in the bill.
06/22/2006
06:20

The Colbert ReportS2
Douglas Brinkley

Author Douglas Brinkley addresses why the levees broke during Hurricane Katrina and what the future holds for New Orleans.
06/22/2006
01:58

The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Hawking Is an A-Hole

Stephen Hawking, the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, is such an A-Hole.
06/22/2006
00:07

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - Not Winning Prizes

Stephen knows he's not going to win any prizes for saying goodnight.
06/22/2006
03:50

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Class Warfare

Stephen takes issue with John Edwards' war on the lower class, coming up with a modest proposal for the poor.
06/26/2006
06:36

The Colbert ReportS2
Mark Bowden

Mark Bowden describes the similarities between the West's first encounter with extremist Muslims and the current one.
06/26/2006
00:31

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 6/26/06

Stephen grinds the news into a fine white powder.
06/26/2006
03:50

The Colbert ReportS2
All You Need to Know - Hot Planet

The bachelorette party industry has never been better, thanks to Papa Bear's Factor.
06/26/2006
00:57

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - Highlights Magazine

Highlights Magazine celebrates its one billionth issue and Stephen celebrates Highlights Magazine.
06/26/2006
02:09

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Medal of Audacity

Impersonators are buying military medals off of eBay, and Stephen has an award for these heroes.
06/26/2006
02:19

The Colbert ReportS2
Buffett Hires Gates

Stephen is impressed that Warren Buffett can hire Bill Gates to spend his money, but disappointed he didn't consider the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation.
06/26/2006
01:02

The Colbert ReportS2
Flammo McBurny

Stephen is thrilled that an amendment to outlaw flag burning is one vote away from being passed.
06/27/2006
03:49

The Colbert ReportS2
Movies That Are Destroying America - A Scanner Darkly

Stephen takes a look at the supposedly dystopian notion that the government may keep us under constant surveillance in "A Scanner Darkly."
06/27/2006
03:25

The Colbert ReportS2
Greatest Conservative Rock Songs

Bruce Springsteen angers Stephen by refusing to exclude Soledad O'Brien's present company.
06/27/2006
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