The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Not Winning Prizes

Season 2 • 06/22/2006

Stephen's goodnight won't win any prizes.

More

Watching

description unavailable
03:37

Tip/Wag - Episcopal Church
The Colbert ReportS2

Stephen tips his hat to the U.S. Mint and Gustav Klimt, but wags his finger at the Episcopal church, Lego and scientists.
06/21/2006
description unavailable
00:11

Sign Off - Insane Clown
The Colbert ReportS2

Stephen will be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife in your dreams.
06/21/2006
description unavailable
00:39

Intro - 6/21/06
The Colbert ReportS2

Stephen explores the best thing about soccer, reports on a female Episcopal bishop, and talks to Bay Buchanan about his committee to get immigrants out of America.
06/21/2006
description unavailable
04:12

World Cup Trash Talk - Alexi Lalas
The Colbert ReportS2

Soccer star Alexi Lalas helps Stephen trash talk other teams in preparation for the World Cup.
06/21/2006
description unavailable
00:34

Intro - 6/22/06
The Colbert ReportS2

Stephen dismisses Stephen Hawking, interviews Colorado Congresswoman Diana DeGette, and determines what lessons from Hurricane Katrina we can ignore this hurricane season.
06/22/2006
description unavailable
02:58

The Word - Cut and Run
The Colbert ReportS2

If humans must leave earth because it can no longer sustain life, Stephen will not flee -- he has an appointment with Jesus Christ.
06/22/2006
description unavailable
01:32

Stephen's Fault
The Colbert ReportS2

Stephen berated Ghana's soccer team on last night's show and they used their rage to defeat the U.S. and eliminate them from World Cup.
06/22/2006
description unavailable
06:17

Better Know a District - Colorado's 1st - Diana DeGette
The Colbert ReportS2

Stephen tries to get Congresswoman Diana DeGette to support a bill protecting the American elephant and to include his name in the bill.
06/22/2006
description unavailable
06:20

Douglas Brinkley
The Colbert ReportS2

Author Douglas Brinkley addresses why the levees broke during Hurricane Katrina and what the future holds for New Orleans.
06/22/2006
description unavailable
01:58

Stephen Hawking Is an A-Hole
The Colbert ReportS2

Stephen Hawking, the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, is such an A-Hole.
06/22/2006
description unavailable
00:07

Sign Off - Not Winning Prizes
The Colbert ReportS2

Stephen knows he's not going to win any prizes for saying goodnight.
06/22/2006
description unavailable
03:50

The Word - Class Warfare
The Colbert ReportS2

Stephen takes issue with John Edwards' war on the lower class, coming up with a modest proposal for the poor.
06/26/2006
description unavailable
06:36

Mark Bowden
The Colbert ReportS2

Mark Bowden describes the similarities between the West's first encounter with extremist Muslims and the current one.
06/26/2006
description unavailable
00:31

Intro - 6/26/06
The Colbert ReportS2

Stephen grinds the news into a fine white powder.
06/26/2006
description unavailable
03:50

All You Need to Know - Hot Planet
The Colbert ReportS2

The bachelorette party industry has never been better, thanks to Papa Bear's Factor.
06/26/2006
description unavailable
00:57

Sign Off - Highlights Magazine
The Colbert ReportS2

Highlights Magazine celebrates its one billionth issue and Stephen celebrates Highlights Magazine.
06/26/2006
description unavailable
02:09

Medal of Audacity
The Colbert ReportS2

Impersonators are buying military medals off of eBay, and Stephen has an award for these heroes.
06/26/2006
description unavailable
02:19

Buffett Hires Gates
The Colbert ReportS2

Stephen is impressed that Warren Buffett can hire Bill Gates to spend his money, but disappointed he didn't consider the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation.
06/26/2006
description unavailable
01:02

Flammo McBurny
The Colbert ReportS2

Stephen is thrilled that an amendment to outlaw flag burning is one vote away from being passed.
06/27/2006
description unavailable
03:49

Movies That Are Destroying America - A Scanner Darkly
The Colbert ReportS2

Stephen takes a look at the supposedly dystopian notion that the government may keep us under constant surveillance in "A Scanner Darkly."
06/27/2006
description unavailable
03:25

Greatest Conservative Rock Songs
The Colbert ReportS2

Bruce Springsteen angers Stephen by refusing to exclude Soledad O'Brien's present company.
06/27/2006
You may also like5 Videos
description unavailable
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
description unavailable
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022
description unavailable
Trailer
01:22

Out of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity
Out of Office

A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
09/19/2022
description unavailable
Trailer
00:35

A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert
South ParkS25

Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.
07/27/2022
description unavailable
Trailer
00:29

Diwali Gets Wild in Hot Mess Holiday
Hot Mess Holiday

Melanie Chandra and Surina Jindal embark on a zany weekend adventure during Diwali in the Comedy Central original movie Hot Mess Holiday, now streaming.
12/20/2021