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Sign Off - Not Winning Prizes
Season 2 • 06/22/2006
Stephen's goodnight won't win any prizes.
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00:11
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Insane Clown
Stephen will be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife in your dreams.
06/21/2006
00:39
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 6/21/06
Stephen explores the best thing about soccer, reports on a female Episcopal bishop, and talks to Bay Buchanan about his committee to get immigrants out of America.
06/21/2006
04:12
The Colbert Report
S2
World Cup Trash Talk - Alexi Lalas
Soccer star Alexi Lalas helps Stephen trash talk other teams in preparation for the World Cup.
06/21/2006
00:34
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 6/22/06
Stephen dismisses Stephen Hawking, interviews Colorado Congresswoman Diana DeGette, and determines what lessons from Hurricane Katrina we can ignore this hurricane season.
06/22/2006
01:40
The Colbert Report
S2
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Colorado's 1st - Diana DeGette
Stephen and Representative Diana DeGette discuss whether apples and oranges are both fruits.
06/22/2006
02:58
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Cut and Run
If humans must leave earth because it can no longer sustain life, Stephen will not flee -- he has an appointment with Jesus Christ.
06/22/2006
01:32
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen's Fault
Stephen berated Ghana's soccer team on last night's show and they used their rage to defeat the U.S. and eliminate them from World Cup.
06/22/2006
06:17
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a District - Colorado's 1st - Diana DeGette
Stephen tries to get Congresswoman Diana DeGette to support a bill protecting the American elephant and to include his name in the bill.
06/22/2006
06:20
The Colbert Report
S2
Douglas Brinkley
Author Douglas Brinkley addresses why the levees broke during Hurricane Katrina and what the future holds for New Orleans.
06/22/2006
01:58
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen Hawking Is an A-Hole
Stephen Hawking, the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, is such an A-Hole.
06/22/2006
00:07
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Not Winning Prizes
Stephen knows he's not going to win any prizes for saying goodnight.
06/22/2006
03:50
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Class Warfare
Stephen takes issue with John Edwards' war on the lower class, coming up with a modest proposal for the poor.
06/26/2006
06:36
The Colbert Report
S2
Mark Bowden
Mark Bowden describes the similarities between the West's first encounter with extremist Muslims and the current one.
06/26/2006
00:31
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 6/26/06
Stephen grinds the news into a fine white powder.
06/26/2006
03:50
The Colbert Report
S2
All You Need to Know - Hot Planet
The bachelorette party industry has never been better, thanks to Papa Bear's Factor.
06/26/2006
00:57
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Highlights Magazine
Highlights Magazine celebrates its one billionth issue and Stephen celebrates Highlights Magazine.
06/26/2006
02:09
The Colbert Report
S2
Medal of Audacity
Impersonators are buying military medals off of eBay, and Stephen has an award for these heroes.
06/26/2006
02:19
The Colbert Report
S2
Buffett Hires Gates
Stephen is impressed that Warren Buffett can hire Bill Gates to spend his money, but disappointed he didn't consider the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation.
06/26/2006
01:02
The Colbert Report
S2
Flammo McBurny
Stephen is thrilled that an amendment to outlaw flag burning is one vote away from being passed.
06/27/2006
03:49
The Colbert Report
S2
Movies That Are Destroying America - A Scanner Darkly
Stephen takes a look at the supposedly dystopian notion that the government may keep us under constant surveillance in "A Scanner Darkly."
06/27/2006
03:25
The Colbert Report
S2
Greatest Conservative Rock Songs
Bruce Springsteen angers Stephen by refusing to exclude Soledad O'Brien's present company.
06/27/2006
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