The Colbert Report
Ireland's Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate Headgear
Season 8 • 03/15/2012
Stephen celebrates companies respectfully representing the Irish as drunken Amish.
Republican Southern Primary - Kermit the FrogThe Colbert ReportS8
Kermit the Frog is an Amphibitarian, which means he is not partisan except when it comes to pigs.
Republican Southern Primary - Rick Santorum Against TelepromptersThe Colbert ReportS8
Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves.
Greg Smith's Goldman Sachs Op-EdThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen takes Wall Street executive Greg Smith to task for breaking the sacred trust of "The Street."
Monkey on the Lam - AlabamaThe Colbert ReportS8
There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum.
Rush Limbaugh Loses More SponsorsThe Colbert ReportS8
The Army is pulling out of Rush Limbaugh's radio show due to Rush's sexist comments -- but they are staying in Afghanistan.
Rick Santorum Visits Puerto Rico and Speaks from His HeartThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney wins Hawaii and American Samoa primaries, and Rick Santorum visits Puerto Rico.
Airport Security for Senior CitizensThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs.
Dexter FilkinsThe Colbert ReportS8
Combat journalist Dexter Filkins discusses the disconnect between preconceived notions about other countries and the realities on the ground.
Ireland's Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate HeadgearThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments.
David PageThe Colbert ReportS8
Dr. David Page, director of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research, defends the Y chromosome in the face of enumerable challenges and insults to its character.
Intro - 3/26/12The Colbert ReportS8
Florida's gun laws come under scrutiny, the Romney campaign hits a speed bump, and Dr. David Page has new insights on the future of DNA.
Mitt Romney-Etch A Sketch ComparisonThe Colbert ReportS8
While political pundits and the other Republican candidates attack Mitt Romney for being "like an Etch A Sketch," toy sales are booming.
Stephen's Spring BreakThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen enjoyed 84 degrees on the islands while New Yorker suckers were stuck shivering in 82 degrees.
The Word - Dressed to KillThe Colbert ReportS8
Florida's Stand Your Ground law leads to the shooting death of teen Trayvon Martin, but top legal minds have other ideas about where to place blame.
Tip/Wag - Anti-Prejudice Drug & Dick Cheney's HeartThe Colbert ReportS8
Popping pills reduces racial prejudice, and Stephen reveals the identity of Dick Cheney's anonymous heart donor.
Intro - 3/27/12The Colbert ReportS8
A new pill can cure prejudice, there's an innovation in food delivery, and Charles Murray has written a book about the state of white America.
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