The Colbert Report
Threat StandDown - Monkey Terrorism
Season 6 • 08/04/2010
Contrary to credible media reports, the Taliban are probably not training monkey terrorists.
Intro - 8/2/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen previews the 2012 Olympics in London, a military contractor lands in hot water, and Jimmy Cliff performs.
Brett Favre Retires AgainThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wishes Brett Favre a fond and final farewell due to his permanent absence from football.
Consumer Protection Agency - Barney FrankThe Colbert ReportS6
Barney Frank wants Elizabeth Warren to head the consumer protection agency because she's an extraordinarily zealous pragmatist.
Republican Gubernatorial Primary Battle Watch '010 - Basil Marceaux.comThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wants Tennessee viewers to vote in the Republican primary to make Basil Marceaux.com into Basil Marceaux.gov.
Laura IngrahamThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen questions Laura Ingraham about the hackneyed racial stereotypes President Obama makes in his diary.
Sign Off - Credit Card AgreementThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen takes a closer look at his credit card agreement.
Michael PosnerThe Colbert ReportS6
Michael Posner believes it's in America's best interest to encourage stable democracies that respect human rights.
Sign Off - Nielsen MandelaThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight with Nielsen Mandela.
Basil Marceaux.com & Obama's BirthdayThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen reminds Tennessee viewers to vote for Basil Marceaux.com and refuses to celebrate President Obama's birthday.
P.K. Winsome - Black Viewer RatingsThe Colbert ReportS6
White viewers can increase Stephen's black ratings by buying an inflatable Nielsen Mandela from P.K. Winsome.
Threat StandDown - Monkey TerrorismThe Colbert ReportS6
Contrary to a "Fox & Friends" report, monkeys can't be trained by the Taliban to shoot and kill American soldiers.
Intro - 8/5/10The Colbert ReportS6
A California judge overturns Prop 8, Catholics introduce "America's Next Top Martyr," and Savion Glover brings da funk.
Pope's Baseball Cap & CatholicTVThe Colbert ReportS6
Pope Benedict XVI wears a baseball cap, and CatholicTV wants to change the church's stuffy image with 3-D technology.
Savion GloverThe Colbert ReportS6
Savion Glover discusses the origin of tap dancing, explains its decline in popularity and performs with friends.
How to Ruin Same-Sex MarriagesThe Colbert ReportS6
If an openly gay judge can rule on same-sex marriage, we should just let cases about endangered species be decided by a manatee.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Steven SlaterThe Colbert ReportS6
A JetBlue flight attendant curses out a passenger, grabs beer from the galley and jumps down the evacuation slide.
Dylan RatiganThe Colbert ReportS6
Dylan Ratigan draws parallels between Mexican drug dealers and American bank executives.
Citizenship Down - Akhil AmarThe Colbert ReportS6
Akhil Amar says the big idea behind the 14th Amendment is that U.S. citizens are all born with equal rights.
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