The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 5 • 11/09/2000

Ten thousand Socialist bikers voted in Daytona Beach on election day.

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Indecision 2000 - Not Steps

The first steps of Stephen Colbert's daughter are now reportedly too close to call.
11/08/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Margarine

Nancy Walls reports that Bush's lead over Gore is only by the slightest of margarines, er, margins.
11/08/2000
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The Other Big Story

Hillary Clinton defeats Rick Lazio in the New York Senate race despite his dimples' popularity amongst white voters.
11/08/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Day 38

Amidst the controversy of the 2000 election everyone seems to agree on one thing: Holy f@#king s@#t.
11/09/2000
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Moment of Zen - Pat Buchanan

Pat Buchanan can't believe that someone would vote for him by accident.
11/09/2000
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - The Legend of Bagger Vance

Golf isn't a metaphor for life, it's just the game your father loved more than your mother or you.
11/09/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Florida Recount Results

The recounting of votes in Florida will never end.
11/09/2000
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This Just In - Jewel and The Gang

Thieves were foiled when they realized the stolen diamond was too big to sneak out in Nigel's ass.
11/09/2000
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Election Night - Choose and Lose

The people of Palm Beach County are independent minded immigrants from Poland, Russia, the Ukraine and a large constituency from the lower east side in Long Island.
11/09/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Clinton Laughing

Bill Clinton took time out of his busy schedule to speak to reporters about the election.
11/09/2000
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Michael Moore

The pork fried shrimp at the Chinese restaurant is not called Moo Goo Pat Buchanan.
11/09/2000
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Moment of Zen - Three Kinds of Chads

There are three kinds of chads.
11/13/2000
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Ass-ist

To test the effectiveness of the Assist invention Vance DeGeneres had both of his arms broken.
11/13/2000
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Indecision 2000 - The Good, The Chad and The Ugly

The 2000 Presidential election will be decided by Florida Judges, dimpled chads, and the counting skills of part time municipal employees.
11/13/2000
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Adam Sandler

Surprisingly, for the amount of time they spent wandering in the desert, Jews don't have tough feet.
11/13/2000
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Today's Stories

Jon Stewart recaps the day's top stories and previews Stephen Colbert's piece tomorrow at the heart of Florida's election crisis.
11/13/2000
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Indecision 2000 - The Nation of Chad

The African nation of Chad is abuzz and surprised at the affect it is having on American politics.
11/13/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Movie Taglines

Pregnant of dimpled chads do not officially count as votes in the state of Florida.
11/13/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Recount

When it comes to deciding who's President, it's better to get it done right than it is to get it done fast.
11/13/2000
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Moment of Zen - Too Raw, Herb?

Senior citizens in Florida enjoy their rib eye lunch.
11/14/2000
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Patricia Arquette

If things dry up for Patricia Arquette, she's going job hunting in Las Vegas.
11/14/2000
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