The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Decision of a Lifetime
Season 8 • 01/11/2012
Stephen reminds viewers to tune in for his major announcement.
Malice in BlunderlandThe Colbert ReportS8
Conservative pundits criticize the Obama White House for throwing an extravagant Halloween party for the children of U.S. troops.
Tip/Wag - Irresponsible Dead People & Insensitive Papa John'sThe Colbert ReportS8
Dead people disrespect the sanctity of life by choosing to be dead, and a Papa John's cashier identifies a customer with a racial slur.
Bill MoyersThe Colbert ReportS8
Bill Moyers believes that capitalism is out of control and there can be no people's democracy as long as corporations are considered people.
New Hampshire Primary & Mitt Romney's GaffeThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman tie in Dixville Notch, and Romney declares that he likes being able to fire people.
George StephanopoulosThe Colbert ReportS8
George Stephanopoulos considers the likelihood of Mitt Romney winning the GOP nomination and of Hillary Clinton becoming Barack Obama's vice presidential running mate.
Commitment to Mitt RomneyThe Colbert ReportS8
After winning a non-binding caucus by eight votes and a plurality of the vote in one of the smallest primaries in the nation, Mitt Romney is a juggishnaut.
Intro - 1/11/12The Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney takes New Hampshire, threats from space abound, and George Stephanopoulos reviews the week.
South Carolina's Fresh FaceThe Colbert ReportS8
According to a South Carolina poll, the Colbert Bump reflected off of Jon Huntsman and bounced back to Stephen.
Stephen Colbert's End of the World of the Week - Phobos-GruntThe Colbert ReportS8
A Molotov cocktail of doom known as Phobos-Grunt hurtles toward the Earth's surface, threatening New York, London and Tokyo.
Sign Off - Decision of a LifetimeThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen reminds viewers to tune in to find out whether he will run for president in South Carolina.
Mike AllenThe Colbert ReportS8
Politico's Mike Allen analyzes Stephen's prospects in South Carolina, should he choose to make an even more historic announcement.
Sign Off - iPad eBookThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen reads Mike Allen's eBook "Playbook 2012: The Right Fights Back."
Colbert Super PAC - Coordination ProblemThe Colbert ReportS8
Clearly, South Caroliniacs see Stephen as the only viable Mitt-ternative, but if Stephen runs for president of South Carolina, what becomes of Colbert Super PAC?
Colbert Super PAC - Coordination Resolution with Jon StewartThe Colbert ReportS8
Trevor Potter and Jon Stewart give new life to the Colbert Super PAC, and Stephen makes a major announcement.
Mike D's Hip Hop SemanticsThe Colbert ReportS8
Beastie Boys' Mike D drops some hip hop science on the New York Times illin' crossword debate.
The Word - Raise CainThe Colbert ReportS8
South Carolina's locked ballot means that Stephen can't get on and Herman Cain can't get off, but Colbert supporters can still send a message.
Sign Off - "This Is Herman Cain!"The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight from behind Herman Cain's autobiography.
Intro - 1/16/12The Colbert ReportS8
Jon Stewart's super PAC releases its first ad, Stephen reveals his plans for the South Carolina primary, and Scott Douglas fights to overturn Alabama's anti-immigrant law.
Jon Huntsman Out, Rick Santorum InThe Colbert ReportS8
Jon Huntsman goes back to the Land's End catalog he came from, and Southern Evangelicals get behind Rick Santorum.
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