South Park

Death by Wiffle Bat

Season 7 E 3 • 04/02/2003

Cartman tries to kill Kyle with a Wiffle ball bat.

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00:47

South ParkS7 E3
Hello Kyle, Going Somewhere?

Kyle still has nightmares of his crime, but Cartman won't let him tell the truth.
04/02/2003
02:06

South ParkS7 E3
The Goth Chick From "The Breakfast Club"

The boys are split up and questioned. Cartman will kill Kyle if he takes a deal.
04/02/2003
01:56

South ParkS7 E3
Cartman's Conscience

Cartman confesses first in order to get less detention time. Kyle, Stan and Kenny get more detention.
04/02/2003
01:28

South ParkS7 E3
There's Toilet Paper On Your Hands Too

Kyle feels bad for toilet papering his teacher's house and has nightmares of the possible pain he has caused.
04/02/2003
00:58

South ParkS7 E3
Toilet Paper

The boys try not to look suspicious when they buy toilet paper at the supermarket.
04/02/2003
00:59

South ParkS7 E3
Barbrady Has Nothing Better to Do

Officer Barbrady has nothing better to do so he turns the Dreible's house into a crime scene investigation. He won't rest until he's found the perps.
04/02/2003
01:20

South ParkS7 E3
Josh Myers

In order to get inside the minds of toilet paperers, Officer Barbrady visits South Park's juvenile hall to question the most notorious toilet paperer alive.
04/02/2003
00:47

South ParkS7 E3
Uncle Charlie's Belt

Josh tells Barbrady to look for the source of the toilet paper in exchange for some personal information.
04/02/2003
00:49

South ParkS7 E3
We Have to Kill Kyle

Cartman fears that Kyle's weak and wants to kill him before he confesses and brings them all down for what they've done.
04/02/2003
00:47

South ParkS7 E3
Toaster Tarts and Chips

Officer Barbrady calls the supermarket cashier to ID some toilet paper found at the crime scene.
04/02/2003
01:27

South ParkS7 E3
Death by Wiffle Bat

Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. It could take a while.
04/02/2003
01:34

South ParkS7 E3
Silly Voice

Officer Barbrady seeks further help from Josh. Kenny and Stan find out that someone else turned themselves .
04/02/2003
01:16

South ParkS7 E3
Butters Confesses

The boys go down to the station to see who turned themselves in. After 40 hours of interrogation, Butters convinced himself he's just plain bad.
04/02/2003
01:48

South ParkS7 E3
How Could You Feel Bad?

Kyle still feels bad and wants to confess. Butters' parents come to bail him out and are sick and tired of their son confessing to crimes he didn't commit.
04/02/2003
01:02

South ParkS7 E3
Welcome to Detention

The boys start their first day of detention pissed at Cartman. Josh escapes Juvenile Hall to TP the White House.
04/02/2003
02:48

South ParkS7 E4
Protestors Hug

Cartman comes out of his flashback and gives a report at the rally. He explains the theories of protesting.
04/09/2003
01:54

South ParkS7 E4
Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song Vs. Pro War Country Song

The rally takes place. The anti-war side and the pro-war side voice their opinions in a joint country-rock song.
04/09/2003
02:26

South ParkS7 E4
All You Little Flag Burners

When the boys tell a reporter that they don't know who their founding fathers are, Mr. Garrison makes them do some extra studying.
04/09/2003
01:58

South ParkS7 E4
Walkout Against The War

A walkout protesting the war in Iraq is scheduled. The boys go because they hate math.
04/09/2003
01:01

South ParkS7 E4
Dividing the Town

The groups for and against the war get so mad at each other that they divide the town in two. They come to their senses and start brawling.
04/09/2003
00:51

South ParkS7 E4
Full Fledge Retard

In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
04/09/2003
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