South Park

Death by Wiffle Bat

E 3 • 04/02/2003

Cartman tries to kill Kyle with a Wiffle ball bat.

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Hello Kyle, Going Somewhere?
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Kyle still has nightmares of his crime, but Cartman won't let him tell the truth.
04/02/2003
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02:06

The Goth Chick From "The Breakfast Club"
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The boys are split up and questioned. Cartman will kill Kyle if he takes a deal.
04/02/2003
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01:56

Cartman's Conscience
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Cartman confesses first in order to get less detention time. Kyle, Stan and Kenny get more detention.
04/02/2003
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01:28

There's Toilet Paper On Your Hands Too
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Kyle feels bad for toilet papering his teacher's house and has nightmares of the possible pain he has caused.
04/02/2003
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Toilet Paper
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The boys try not to look suspicious when they buy toilet paper at the supermarket.
04/02/2003
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Barbrady Has Nothing Better to Do
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Officer Barbrady has nothing better to do so he turns the Dreible's house into a crime scene investigation. He won't rest until he's found the perps.
04/02/2003
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Josh Myers
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In order to get inside the minds of toilet paperers, Officer Barbrady visits South Park's juvenile hall to question the most notorious toilet paperer alive.
04/02/2003
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Uncle Charlie's Belt
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Josh tells Barbrady to look for the source of the toilet paper in exchange for some personal information.
04/02/2003
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00:49

We Have to Kill Kyle
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Cartman fears that Kyle's weak and wants to kill him before he confesses and brings them all down for what they've done.
04/02/2003
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00:47

Toaster Tarts and Chips
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Officer Barbrady calls the supermarket cashier to ID some toilet paper found at the crime scene.
04/02/2003
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01:27

Death by Wiffle Bat
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Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. It could take a while.
04/02/2003
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01:34

Silly Voice
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Officer Barbrady seeks further help from Josh. Kenny and Stan find out that someone else turned themselves .
04/02/2003
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01:16

Butters Confesses
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The boys go down to the station to see who turned themselves in. After 40 hours of interrogation, Butters convinced himself he's just plain bad.
04/02/2003
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01:48

How Could You Feel Bad?
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Kyle still feels bad and wants to confess. Butters' parents come to bail him out and are sick and tired of their son confessing to crimes he didn't commit.
04/02/2003
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01:02

Welcome to Detention
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The boys start their first day of detention pissed at Cartman. Josh escapes Juvenile Hall to TP the White House.
04/02/2003
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02:48

Protestors Hug
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Cartman comes out of his flashback and gives a report at the rally. He explains the theories of protesting.
04/09/2003
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Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song Vs. Pro War Country Song
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The rally takes place. The anti-war side and the pro-war side voice their opinions in a joint country-rock song.
04/09/2003
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02:26

All You Little Flag Burners
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When the boys tell a reporter that they don't know who their founding fathers are, Mr. Garrison makes them do some extra studying.
04/09/2003
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01:58

Walkout Against The War
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A walkout protesting the war in Iraq is scheduled. The boys go because they hate math.
04/09/2003
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Dividing the Town
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The groups for and against the war get so mad at each other that they divide the town in two. They come to their senses and start brawling.
04/09/2003
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00:51

Full Fledge Retard
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In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
04/09/2003
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