Death by Wiffle Bat
Season 7 E 3 • 04/02/2003
Cartman tries to kill Kyle with a Wiffle ball bat.
South ParkS7 E3Hello Kyle, Going Somewhere?
Kyle still has nightmares of his crime, but Cartman won't let him tell the truth.
South ParkS7 E3The Goth Chick From "The Breakfast Club"
The boys are split up and questioned. Cartman will kill Kyle if he takes a deal.
South ParkS7 E3Cartman's Conscience
Cartman confesses first in order to get less detention time. Kyle, Stan and Kenny get more detention.
South ParkS7 E3There's Toilet Paper On Your Hands Too
Kyle feels bad for toilet papering his teacher's house and has nightmares of the possible pain he has caused.
South ParkS7 E3Toilet Paper
The boys try not to look suspicious when they buy toilet paper at the supermarket.
South ParkS7 E3Barbrady Has Nothing Better to Do
Officer Barbrady has nothing better to do so he turns the Dreible's house into a crime scene investigation. He won't rest until he's found the perps.
South ParkS7 E3Josh Myers
In order to get inside the minds of toilet paperers, Officer Barbrady visits South Park's juvenile hall to question the most notorious toilet paperer alive.
South ParkS7 E3Uncle Charlie's Belt
Josh tells Barbrady to look for the source of the toilet paper in exchange for some personal information.
South ParkS7 E3We Have to Kill Kyle
Cartman fears that Kyle's weak and wants to kill him before he confesses and brings them all down for what they've done.
South ParkS7 E3Toaster Tarts and Chips
Officer Barbrady calls the supermarket cashier to ID some toilet paper found at the crime scene.
South ParkS7 E3Death by Wiffle Bat
Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. It could take a while.
South ParkS7 E3Silly Voice
Officer Barbrady seeks further help from Josh. Kenny and Stan find out that someone else turned themselves .
South ParkS7 E3Butters Confesses
The boys go down to the station to see who turned themselves in. After 40 hours of interrogation, Butters convinced himself he's just plain bad.
South ParkS7 E3How Could You Feel Bad?
Kyle still feels bad and wants to confess. Butters' parents come to bail him out and are sick and tired of their son confessing to crimes he didn't commit.
South ParkS7 E3Welcome to Detention
The boys start their first day of detention pissed at Cartman. Josh escapes Juvenile Hall to TP the White House.
South ParkS7 E4Protestors Hug
Cartman comes out of his flashback and gives a report at the rally. He explains the theories of protesting.
South ParkS7 E4Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song Vs. Pro War Country Song
The rally takes place. The anti-war side and the pro-war side voice their opinions in a joint country-rock song.
South ParkS7 E4All You Little Flag Burners
When the boys tell a reporter that they don't know who their founding fathers are, Mr. Garrison makes them do some extra studying.
South ParkS7 E4Walkout Against The War
A walkout protesting the war in Iraq is scheduled. The boys go because they hate math.
South ParkS7 E4Dividing the Town
The groups for and against the war get so mad at each other that they divide the town in two. They come to their senses and start brawling.
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